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| Captain Pinto User ID: 47375842  Brazil09/24/2013 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, humans. My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco. We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota. After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV. We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk. We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota. Can you help us to get our fuel? Thanks.  |
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| so unfunny User ID: 47372201  United Kingdom09/24/2013 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Lab Rat  User ID: 44847651  Portugal09/24/2013 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| wisc_natureboy User ID: 10668638  United States09/24/2013 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11222564  Netherlands09/24/2013 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| ******* User ID: 47376395 Brazil09/24/2013 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, humans. Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842 My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco. We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota. After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV. We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk. We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota. Can you help us to get our fuel? Thanks. ******* VOCÊ É UM IMBECIL... DEVERIA SER PRESO! ENERGÚMENO. ******* |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover Quoting: wisc_natureboy the females of your species from the evil Traveco. I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin. Did you know their females look like cows? Yet they don't give any milkfuel.. We heard that the cows in the Netherlands are pretty good with milk. Maybe we are going to visit your country soon. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, humans. Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842 My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco. We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota. After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV. We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk. We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota. Can you help us to get our fuel? Thanks. ******* VOCÊ É UM IMBECIL... DEVERIA SER PRESO! ENERGÚMENO. ******* Sorry, I don't speak Brazilian... We are just at a quick stop here in Brazil, at Friboi... |
| Lab Rat User ID: 44847651 Portugal09/24/2013 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, we are aware of it. We have heard that in Spain it's possible for the race from Piroca to meet the Teta... Only in Spain... We are working on that... good luck captain pinto, spanish Tetas are actually very nice, i am sure they will help you If you have some slave Bunda aliens you can spare as a gift i would gladly acept it |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 45516560 United States09/24/2013 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, we are aware of it. We have heard that in Spain it's possible for the race from Piroca to meet the Teta... Only in Spain... We are working on that... good luck captain pinto, spanish Tetas are actually very nice, i am sure they will help you If you have some slave Bunda aliens you can spare as a gift i would gladly acept it Thanks my friend. We don't any Bundas to give, but we know that the evil Traveco loves to give Bunda... |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| MaybeTrollingU User ID: 18166368 Brazil09/24/2013 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1092129 Portugal09/24/2013 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| wisc_natureboy User ID: 10668638 United States09/24/2013 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover Quoting: wisc_natureboy the females of your species from the evil Traveco. I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin. Thank you very much, Sir. Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk... Rosendale is just West of Fond du Lac, WI. They have 8000 cows there now. [link to www.youtube.com] Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 09/24/2013 06:11 PM We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover Quoting: wisc_natureboy the females of your species from the evil Traveco. I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin. Thank you very much, Sir. Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk... Rosendale is just West of Fond du Lac, WI. They have 8000 cows there now. [link to www.youtube.com] That's a lot of cows... More cows than those we have found during our visit to a place called "Gaiola das Popozudas" here in Brazil, the counry where we are currently stationed.... |
| Captain Pinto (OP) User ID: 47375842 Brazil09/24/2013 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| wisc_natureboy User ID: 10668638 United States09/24/2013 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover Quoting: wisc_natureboy the females of your species from the evil Traveco. I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin. Thank you very much, Sir. Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk... Rosendale is just West of Fond du Lac, WI. They have 8000 cows there now. youtube] [link to www.youtube.com] [link to www.youtube.com] That's a lot of cows... More cows than those we have found during our visit to a place called "Gaiola das Popozudas" here in Brazil, the counry where we are currently stationed.... When should I expect you? I am proficient with many different armaments, and look forward to aiding you in your noble quest. We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 47377539 Brazil09/24/2013 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 47367191 Portugal09/24/2013 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, humans. Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842 My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco. We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota. After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV. We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk. We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota. Can you help us to get our fuel? Thanks.   |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 17567763 United States09/24/2013 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 47377539 Brazil09/24/2013 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Ford Prefect User ID: 47313910 Brazil09/24/2013 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, humans. Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842 My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco. We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota. After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV. We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk. We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota. Can you help us to get our fuel? Thanks. US DEFCOM 24 will orient you to land safely in San Francisco or perhaps straight in the White House's lawn so that Obama can debrief you in the dildo office..  It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27992199  Finland09/24/2013 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello alien. Have you filled out the formal registration card in the EU? If not If not then you should contact for your nearest embassy as we will not provide any information to people except through official channels. Plus is you are holding a deadly weapon identified as a cigar you are in the violation of the union law and therefore sentenced to death. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 44493293 United States09/24/2013 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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SAD CASE!
