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is your wife stupid?
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the way to a man`s head is through his eyes....

the way to a woman`s head is through her ears...

do the math...
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No And it sucks sometimes.
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No And it sucks sometimes.
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LOL- but you chose her, yes? I understand and sympathize...
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Did she marry you?
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
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i could be mistaken the blond thing for stupidity. tough call.
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talk slow i`m blonde...
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No, just ignorant and dumbed-down.
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No And it sucks sometimes.
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Re: is your wife stupid?
Women can be very smart but still not intelligent. Know what I mean?

No matter how brilliant a woman seems or acts, most guys still regard her as a little bit dumb or psycho. I don't go to women doctors cause if they can't rebuild something as simple as a chevy big block then how can I trust them with my innards.
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Kinda like at my corporation. There is a woman executive with an MBA but the mail room boy can easily out wit here. And he has a better understanding of Business.
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Women can be very smart but still not intelligent. Know what I mean?

No matter how brilliant a woman seems or acts, most guys still regard her as a little bit dumb or psycho. I don't go to women doctors cause if they can't rebuild something as simple as a chevy big block then how can I trust them with my innards.
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The worst thing about women and how they are able to get along as much as they do is that they listen to, and believe pop culture. They use group culture to get along for the most part...

You will always see more women than men getting needles stuck into their babies for example....with vaccines...

Women are to occupied with their genetic programming to actually think independently.


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Maybe you should just put the beer down and turn the tv off Op! Perhaps then when you're paying attention to what she's doing and saying you'll understand more.
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A woman can have 20 PHD's and some dude who didn't even graduate highschool can still regard her as dumb.
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Not at all. Quite the opposite.
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If a wife is dumb, it means one (or both) of two things:

1. The husband is also dumb.
2. The husband is a misogynist.

Intelligent men tend to marry intelligent women, on average. Professionals tend to marry other professionals. As lovely as a woman can be, if she is dumber than a box of rocks, her more intelligent husband, if he is normal and honest with himself (not in either category above), is going to start feel uncomfortable, bored and want to spend less time with her as the marriage progresses. He will become frustrated with her and will start to devalue her. He may feel trapped and unloved, depending on what his emotional needs are. He may come to resent her.

If you're smart, marry likewise. If you're dumb, you should seek to marry smart anyway- maybe your kids will be smarter than you.
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You have already answered your question. She married you didn't she?

hf
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A woman can have 20 PHD's and some dude who didn't even graduate highschool can still regard her as dumb.
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And vice versa.
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A woman can have 20 PHD's and some dude who didn't even graduate highschool can still regard her as dumb.
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This. It happens to me all the time. It's amazing how upset these men get when you show them up. Some of the Rumplestiltskin fits I've seen in my day would blow your wig.

I am glad my husband is very intelligent and reasonable which makes our relationship very enjoyable. I feel I can trust an intelligent man to do the right thing.
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If a wife is dumb, it means one (or both) of two things:

1. The husband is also dumb.
2. The husband is a misogynist.

Intelligent men tend to marry intelligent women, on average. Professionals tend to marry other professionals. As lovely as a woman can be, if she is dumber than a box of rocks, her more intelligent husband, if he is normal and honest with himself (not in either category above), is going to start feel uncomfortable, bored and want to spend less time with her as the marriage progresses. He will become frustrated with her and will start to devalue her. He may feel trapped and unloved, depending on what his emotional needs are. He may come to resent her.

If you're smart, marry likewise. If you're dumb, you should seek to marry smart anyway- maybe your kids will be smarter than you.
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that would explain why ALL men get so frustrated by women!!!
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If a wife is dumb, it means one (or both) of two things:

1. The husband is also dumb.
2. The husband is a misogynist.

Intelligent men tend to marry intelligent women, on average. Professionals tend to marry other professionals. As lovely as a woman can be, if she is dumber than a box of rocks, her more intelligent husband, if he is normal and honest with himself (not in either category above), is going to start feel uncomfortable, bored and want to spend less time with her as the marriage progresses. He will become frustrated with her and will start to devalue her. He may feel trapped and unloved, depending on what his emotional needs are. He may come to resent her.

If you're smart, marry likewise. If you're dumb, you should seek to marry smart anyway- maybe your kids will be smarter than you.
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OK....now I know what we're dealing with here.......you don't really know how dumb they are until living amongst them for years...

They aren't really dumb, they are different.. Well, some are.......Ask yourself this question: Can your woman actually design a bridge or figure out how long to cut a 45 degree part to fit? See?

I prefer smart women myself, so you are right about that...

May your woman parallel park your favorite vehicle this month dummy.


Women are different and they are dumb overall...sorry bro...
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Not at all. Quite the opposite.
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+1

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the way to a man`s head is through his eyes....

the way to a woman`s head is through her stomac...

do the math...
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Corrected
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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If a wife is dumb, it means one (or both) of two things:

1. The husband is also dumb.
2. The husband is a misogynist.

Intelligent men tend to marry intelligent women, on average. Professionals tend to marry other professionals. As lovely as a woman can be, if she is dumber than a box of rocks, her more intelligent husband, if he is normal and honest with himself (not in either category above), is going to start feel uncomfortable, bored and want to spend less time with her as the marriage progresses. He will become frustrated with her and will start to devalue her. He may feel trapped and unloved, depending on what his emotional needs are. He may come to resent her.

If you're smart, marry likewise. If you're dumb, you should seek to marry smart anyway- maybe your kids will be smarter than you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46084613


OK....now I know what we're dealing with here.......you don't really know how dumb they are until living amongst them for years...

They aren't really dumb, they are different.. Well, some are.......Ask yourself this question: Can your woman actually design a bridge or figure out how long to cut a 45 degree part to fit? See?

I prefer smart women myself, so you are right about that...

May your woman parallel park your favorite vehicle this month dummy.


Women are different and they are dumb overall...sorry bro...
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Well, I've designed and built large pieces of furniture before so I am familiar with basic construction. Designing a bridge would be an interesting and fun challenge; I am confident I could design one after learning how to do so, practicing and discussing with architects. I have no problems parallel parking. I work in the sciences/tech by profession so perhaps more spatial-logic problems are more easy for me to solve than if I were, say, a daycare worker or a saleswoman.

If you don't know how dumb your partner is after living with them for awhile, the person you need to point fingers at is you. If you're frustrated by your choice of women's lack of logical reasoning, ask yourself why you insist on living with women who lack these skills.
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To those who feel frustrated by "stupid" women, perhaps consider an idea presented by your more openly misogynistic brothers- they counter that intelligent, reasonable women are actually more masculine and that what you really should be seeking if you are a "real man" (their terms, not mine) is a stupid woman who by definition is more "feminine".

This seems to give the men some comfort, helps them save face (always important!) and reassures them that they are still "better".

Hope that helps. Enjoy your stupid wife! Cheers!

hf
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If a wife is dumb, it means one (or both) of two things:

1. The husband is also dumb.
2. The husband is a misogynist.

Intelligent men tend to marry intelligent women, on average. Professionals tend to marry other professionals. As lovely as a woman can be, if she is dumber than a box of rocks, her more intelligent husband, if he is normal and honest with himself (not in either category above), is going to start feel uncomfortable, bored and want to spend less time with her as the marriage progresses. He will become frustrated with her and will start to devalue her. He may feel trapped and unloved, depending on what his emotional needs are. He may come to resent her.

If you're smart, marry likewise. If you're dumb, you should seek to marry smart anyway- maybe your kids will be smarter than you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46084613


OK....now I know what we're dealing with here.......you don't really know how dumb they are until living amongst them for years...

They aren't really dumb, they are different.. Well, some are.......Ask yourself this question: Can your woman actually design a bridge or figure out how long to cut a 45 degree part to fit? See?

I prefer smart women myself, so you are right about that...

May your woman parallel park your favorite vehicle this month dummy.


Women are different and they are dumb overall...sorry bro...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13650518


Well, I've designed and built large pieces of furniture before so I am familiar with basic construction. Designing a bridge would be an interesting and fun challenge; I am confident I could design one after learning how to do so, practicing and discussing with architects. I have no problems parallel parking. I work in the sciences/tech by profession so perhaps more spatial-logic problems are more easy for me to solve than if I were, say, a daycare worker or a saleswoman.

If you don't know how dumb your partner is after living with them for awhile, the person you need to point fingers at is you. If you're frustrated by your choice of women's lack of logical reasoning, ask yourself why you insist on living with women who lack these skills.
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But do you make your husband dinner, run his errands, look great for him at social gatherings to give him a good image and please him between the sheets?
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Maybe you should just put the beer down and turn the tv off Op! Perhaps then when you're paying attention to what she's doing and saying you'll understand more.
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This
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If a wife is dumb, it means one (or both) of two things:

1. The husband is also dumb.
2. The husband is a misogynist.

Intelligent men tend to marry intelligent women, on average. Professionals tend to marry other professionals. As lovely as a woman can be, if she is dumber than a box of rocks, her more intelligent husband, if he is normal and honest with himself (not in either category above), is going to start feel uncomfortable, bored and want to spend less time with her as the marriage progresses. He will become frustrated with her and will start to devalue her. He may feel trapped and unloved, depending on what his emotional needs are. He may come to resent her.

If you're smart, marry likewise. If you're dumb, you should seek to marry smart anyway- maybe your kids will be smarter than you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46084613


OK....now I know what we're dealing with here.......you don't really know how dumb they are until living amongst them for years...

They aren't really dumb, they are different.. Well, some are.......Ask yourself this question: Can your woman actually design a bridge or figure out how long to cut a 45 degree part to fit? See?

I prefer smart women myself, so you are right about that...

May your woman parallel park your favorite vehicle this month dummy.


Women are different and they are dumb overall...sorry bro...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13650518


Well, I've designed and built large pieces of furniture before so I am familiar with basic construction. Designing a bridge would be an interesting and fun challenge; I am confident I could design one after learning how to do so, practicing and discussing with architects. I have no problems parallel parking. I work in the sciences/tech by profession so perhaps more spatial-logic problems are more easy for me to solve than if I were, say, a daycare worker or a saleswoman.

If you don't know how dumb your partner is after living with them for awhile, the person you need to point fingers at is you. If you're frustrated by your choice of women's lack of logical reasoning, ask yourself why you insist on living with women who lack these skills.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46084613


But do you make your husband dinner, run his errands, look great for him at social gatherings to give him a good image and please him between the sheets?
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Of course. I don't always run his errands (I have a medical condition that prohibits me from driving, so he does that) but I will walk to the grocery store on my way home from work and will pick up drycleaning, etc. I do my best to take care of myself and always look good, although admittedly I do so for my own self-esteem, not his (his reaction is always a plus, though!). My husband and I are both science/tech professionals and our individual 'image' has little influence over the others'; if we were both fashion models or socialites it might have some importance but in our world it is negligible. And the key to staying happily married, in my opinion, starts between the eyes and ends between the sheets.

hf

If you have a wife, do you make her dinner, run her errands, look great for her at social gatherings and please her between the sheets? If you expect her to do this for you, would you also do this for her?
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Maybe you should just put the beer down and turn the tv off Op! Perhaps then when you're paying attention to what she's doing and saying you'll understand more.
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This
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Yes turn the tv off and check out this avatar picture charlie
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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OK....now I know what we're dealing with here.......you don't really know how dumb they are until living amongst them for years...

They aren't really dumb, they are different.. Well, some are.......Ask yourself this question: Can your woman actually design a bridge or figure out how long to cut a 45 degree part to fit? See?

I prefer smart women myself, so you are right about that...

May your woman parallel park your favorite vehicle this month dummy.


Women are different and they are dumb overall...sorry bro...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13650518


Well, I've designed and built large pieces of furniture before so I am familiar with basic construction. Designing a bridge would be an interesting and fun challenge; I am confident I could design one after learning how to do so, practicing and discussing with architects. I have no problems parallel parking. I work in the sciences/tech by profession so perhaps more spatial-logic problems are more easy for me to solve than if I were, say, a daycare worker or a saleswoman.

If you don't know how dumb your partner is after living with them for awhile, the person you need to point fingers at is you. If you're frustrated by your choice of women's lack of logical reasoning, ask yourself why you insist on living with women who lack these skills.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46084613


But do you make your husband dinner, run his errands, look great for him at social gatherings to give him a good image and please him between the sheets?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47029795


Of course. I don't always run his errands (I have a medical condition that prohibits me from driving, so he does that) but I will walk to the grocery store on my way home from work and will pick up drycleaning, etc. I do my best to take care of myself and always look good, although admittedly I do so for my own self-esteem, not his (his reaction is always a plus, though!). My husband and I are both science/tech professionals and our individual 'image' has little influence over the others'; if we were both fashion models or socialites it might have some importance but in our world it is negligible. And the key to staying happily married, in my opinion, starts between the eyes and ends between the sheets.

hf

If you have a wife, do you make her dinner, run her errands, look great for her at social gatherings and please her between the sheets? If you expect her to do this for you, would you also do this for her?
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no.
And I cant listen to her too much id go wacko.

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