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What survival tools will you have with you?

 
nuniabeezewax
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What survival tools will you have with you?
ill get a knife and idk what else i need ideas! canned food and water bottles ofc
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Blackberry touch screen with CAMO hard case.
20 spare batteries and 4 car chargers for same.

5 cans of Fix-a-Flat and CAMO gortex car cover.

Four credit cards and Sams club membership.
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a stack of porn mags.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
My trusted Swiss army knife and endless Mcguyver videos.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
A HUGE bag of rice or whatever, a bag of seeds, a spade, an axe, a kettle, a large water tank, a knife and a piece of flint stone.
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My .44.
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A hard cawk.....
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Firstly. Your hands.

Secondly. Your Brain.

There is so much food around you... You need not have to buy a damn thing.
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LifeStraw
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss
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ur mom.
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LifeStraw
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Let the nogs back in africa have their gay lifestraws and be a man and boil your water.
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Lotsa match's and lotsa weed and water.5a
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2 prostitutes

one gay
one straight
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
All I need is god, guns and a bottle of Jim beam.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Firstly. Your hands.

Secondly. Your Brain.

There is so much food around you... You need not have to buy a damn thing.
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Good luck with that! Unless of course you are bugging in inside the Wal-Mart.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Im just going to go live with the homeless guys under the bridge they have been doing it for decades and are pretty good at it...
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
... It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

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Get a real good sword.
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A gun.....and also all your survival tools
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Besides all of that, make sure you have some handtools. If you have to ask, you don't know enough. Get out a good carpentry book and look up what each does. Better yet, use them to see what it takes to cut, drill, or whatever with them.

Like this, a peavey for turning logs. Boy, it is essential. Nobody ever mentions it.


You might be able to find an old one that needs some TLC, some oil, and a new handle.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
A planting tool: a good first home project

Here's a simple little tool that anyone can make. It comes in handy to ensure that your plants are properly spaced as well as having an edge for furrow making.


[link to www.growingagreenerworld.com]

"Now that I have made one, I can’t believe I ever lived without this tool. I use this planting board virtually every time I plant something new in my vegetable garden beds. I even used it recently to plant my rows of corn. This is a handy tool that every gardener should have if they plan on ever sowing seeds again, or laying out seedlings in an evenly spaced row.

There are several advantages to using this planting board. First, it provides an easy way to level the soil in the bed. I use the smooth side and just move it across the soil, using the bed edges as my surface guide. I let the excess soil fall off the sides, but you could collect it as well and return it to another part of your garden or beds.

Next, the planting board is a convenient way to make shallow furrows in the soil. Simply place the smooth end into the soil and apply some pressure as you slide it back and forth. The depth of the row is simply a result of how much pressure you apply to the soil."
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
The brain is the only one you really need...Knowledge, not items , is what will really save you.
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My mind is all I need tbh...
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Less money on knives and swords, more fruit pickin' tools...

While I like knives and swords as much as any prepper, the practical tool I cannot do without is a fruit picking tool, sometimes called a fruit rake, that has a basket attached, sometimes a net, and some prongs to dislodge quickly the fruit or nuts up high.


[link to www.oregonlive.com]
While one can shake these on to a blanket, you'll get lots of bruising on your fruit that way. You sure don't want to be climbing all those trees post-collapse. There will be times you are harvesting and wanting to hurry, for you are walking back and being out at night might not be safe. This makes it much faster.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
... It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45932415


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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
The brain is the only one you really need...Knowledge, not items , is what will really save you.
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I have the brain...it is the mind I seem to have lost.
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What survival tools will you have with you?
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MacGyver and Chuck Norris.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
Half dozen lawn darts.
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
ill get a knife and idk what else i need ideas! canned food and water bottles ofc
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


Can opener?
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Re: What survival tools will you have with you?
couple of stuffed animals.
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