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What is Natural about Eating Meat? THE SLAUGHTRRRRR

 
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First, kill the animal. Preferably a bow and arrow? Be a man. Watch it squirm and scream. Listen to its fear, its calls for help. Feel like a real man while this happens. Maybe grab your balls and squeeze really tight.

Secondly, skin the fukr real good. This way all the ticks, fleas, and other nasty shit don't infiltrate the meat goodness.

Third, Gut the fukr. Messy as hell, blood everywhere, grab those entrails and rip them out. Don't keep em close to camp or you'll get some friendly predators knocking down your walls while your sleepn.

Fourth, Make sure to clean up all the shit n piss if it didnt stay in the bladder/colon.

Fifth, Drain the smelly carcass of all its fluids in a cool, bug-free zone. That way the maggots don't infest and rot the meat.

Sixth, cut that shit up with your sharpest knife.

Seventh, BBQ that goodness and slurp the juices off the bone.

Bon Ape tit.

This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.
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If you get hungry enough, you'll be ripping into a meaty carcass just like everyone else. You'd be shocked at what you will be willing to eat when you are hungry enough.

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I could never EVER eat my dogs, even if I was starving. Just couldn't
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but yet you have a chief native american in your avatar...
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I could never EVER eat my dogs, even if I was starving. Just couldn't
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spoken like someone who has never been starving

like a lot of people nowadays.
well alright then
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juss sayin...

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but yet you have a chief native american in your avatar...
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LOL you noticed this as well
well alright then
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I could never EVER eat my dogs, even if I was starving. Just couldn't
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Then they will eat you.
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but yet you have a chief native american in your avatar...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47435259


LOL you noticed this as well
 Quoting: chowan


LOL jsut because I feel I have some indian roots from a past life doesn't mean that in this life im experiencing different scenarios.

I'm def not a killer. Maybe I was before this. Good point though. I'll look for a cuddly cat avatard next.
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juss sayin...

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Awesome. But in the cross of this. I find vegetables bland and boring. Maybe its because juicy meat has been the cornerstone of every meal my entire life.

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Here lies the problem you like meat but dont want to do the dirty work. maybe if we all had to manage our own food source then more respect would be given for what we eat. i have done all that is described in your story. but with much more sorrow and respect for the animal that is killed, my family wont eat anything i hunt therefore i dont hunt for food and i go to the store like everyone else.
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This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.
 Quoting: Cebeij

I slaughtered a rabbit the other day. A couple chickens the day before. Got a pig sitting in the freezer.

I've also got empathy. So I do the dirty work myself to earn the right to consume something else's flesh.
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juss sayin...

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 Quoting: webbyBird


Awesome. But in the cross of this. I find vegetables bland and boring. Maybe its because juicy meat has been the cornerstone of every meal my entire life.
 Quoting: Cebeij


yeah i dont blame, im not a vegan. if i was stronger i might be

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juss sayin...

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Rabbits don't sweat. They've also got pretty nasty-sharp teeth. And claws. They're digestive tract isn't very long, either.
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Vegan isn't bad at all when you learn about the cooking techniques and ingredients. Spices are your friend! Also you may actually find yourself trying more new foods and flavors than before.
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Here lies the problem you like meat but dont want to do the dirty work. maybe if we all had to manage our own food source then more respect would be given for what we eat. i have done all that is described in your story. but with much more sorrow and respect for the animal that is killed, my family wont eat anything i hunt therefore i dont hunt for food and i go to the store like everyone else.
 Quoting: Double Crossed 47037995


I like meat to an extent. Its been engraved in our culture. It tastes good. However meat can smell funky even when its fresh. I hunt in the grocery store.

I did grow vegetables this year in our 5' X 16' and enjoyed them very much.
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I havn't found that magical ingredient that would replace meat.

I have a marathon runners body. I burn about 6k calories a day and maintain a very slender figure.

So for me I'd need something with a lot of calories, protein, and fat. I havn't found that magical grain or vegetable yet.

But I've also done very little research.
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1: clear the area of all trees.

2: clear the area of all animals and bugs

3: plant seeds

4,5,6,7 and 8: spray for bugs/insects

9: harvest

10: eat "healthy" food covered in poison, grown in an area void of life.

What is normal about changing the whole ecosystem so you can feel good about what you eat?
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I havn't found that magical ingredient that would replace meat.

I have a marathon runners body. I burn about 6k calories a day and maintain a very slender figure.

So for me I'd need something with a lot of calories, protein, and fat. I havn't found that magical grain or vegetable yet.

But I've also done very little research.
 Quoting: Cebeij


A lot of different nuts and seeds have a lot of calories, fat, and protein.
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I havn't found that magical ingredient that would replace meat.

I have a marathon runners body. I burn about 6k calories a day and maintain a very slender figure.

So for me I'd need something with a lot of calories, protein, and fat. I havn't found that magical grain or vegetable yet.

But I've also done very little research.
 Quoting: Cebeij


just LOL
well alright then
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It was fed to me growing up. Leave me alone!
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Here lies the problem you like meat but dont want to do the dirty work. maybe if we all had to manage our own food source then more respect would be given for what we eat. i have done all that is described in your story. but with much more sorrow and respect for the animal that is killed, my family wont eat anything i hunt therefore i dont hunt for food and i go to the store like everyone else.
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First, kill the animal. Preferably a bow and arrow? Be a man. Watch it squirm and scream. Listen to its fear, its calls for help. Feel like a real man while this happens. Maybe grab your balls and squeeze really tight.

Secondly, skin the fukr real good. This way all the ticks, fleas, and other nasty shit don't infiltrate the meat goodness.

Third, Gut the fukr. Messy as hell, blood everywhere, grab those entrails and rip them out. Don't keep em close to camp or you'll get some friendly predators knocking down your walls while your sleepn.

Fourth, Make sure to clean up all the shit n piss if it didnt stay in the bladder/colon.

Fifth, Drain the smelly carcass of all its fluids in a cool, bug-free zone. That way the maggots don't infest and rot the meat.

Sixth, cut that shit up with your sharpest knife.

Seventh, BBQ that goodness and slurp the juices off the bone.

Bon Ape tit.

This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.
 Quoting: Cebeij




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First, kill the animal. Preferably a bow and arrow? Be a man. Watch it squirm and scream. Listen to its fear, its calls for help. Feel like a real man while this happens. Maybe grab your balls and squeeze really tight.

Secondly, skin the fukr real good. This way all the ticks, fleas, and other nasty shit don't infiltrate the meat goodness.

Third, Gut the fukr. Messy as hell, blood everywhere, grab those entrails and rip them out. Don't keep em close to camp or you'll get some friendly predators knocking down your walls while your sleepn.

Fourth, Make sure to clean up all the shit n piss if it didnt stay in the bladder/colon.

Fifth, Drain the smelly carcass of all its fluids in a cool, bug-free zone. That way the maggots don't infest and rot the meat.

Sixth, cut that shit up with your sharpest knife.

Seventh, BBQ that goodness and slurp the juices off the bone.

Bon Ape tit.

This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.
 Quoting: Cebeij



You are making me hungry by the way. I have eaten meat, raw, cooked, semi cooked. It's all good to me. You can go munch on grass all you want. If meat gets banned I will start eating vegans.
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If meat gets banned I will start eating vegans.
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And no amount of garlic necklaces is going to save them. Muhuhahahahaaaa!
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one thing to remember, the next time you eat a raw carrot, or stalk of celery, a radish, or munch on a crsipy lettuce leaf

these things are alive

that's right, your teeth are slicing through living plant tissue

don't console yourself with platitudes about non intelligence of plants

more and more research is being done that proves plants sense more than we ever thought

go ahead rip that beet out by the roots, behead that cabbage. just because your ears are incapable of hearing the screams doesn't mean they aren't there

at least meat is dead when you bite into it
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We got a pair of teeth to rip meat, that tells you all you need to know 1dunno1
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Hunger can bring out the beast for sure,well,not hunger..starvation...I would rather die and would.. than eat my canine..Besides..if it came down to that desperation,whats one more meal anyway..not like you would eat your dog,and then..AAHHHAAA...Plenty of food up ahead.Not likely.Yea..time ever came and I am looking at my dog and he looks like food,I would say fuck it,Unless of course,I needed to feed loved ones,and I would have no choice.

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First, kill the animal. Preferably a bow and arrow? Be a man. Watch it squirm and scream. Listen to its fear, its calls for help. Feel like a real man while this happens. Maybe grab your balls and squeeze really tight.

Secondly, skin the fukr real good. This way all the ticks, fleas, and other nasty shit don't infiltrate the meat goodness.

Third, Gut the fukr. Messy as hell, blood everywhere, grab those entrails and rip them out. Don't keep em close to camp or you'll get some friendly predators knocking down your walls while your sleepn.

Fourth, Make sure to clean up all the shit n piss if it didnt stay in the bladder/colon.

Fifth, Drain the smelly carcass of all its fluids in a cool, bug-free zone. That way the maggots don't infest and rot the meat.

Sixth, cut that shit up with your sharpest knife.

Seventh, BBQ that goodness and slurp the juices off the bone.

Bon Ape tit.

This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.
 Quoting: Cebeij


Be a real man and get one with your food. Raise it and honor it. Be proud of the wonderful life you gave to something that gave life back to you. Discover that there are humane ways to do it. Be awestruck at the wonder of the entirety of the ecosystem of which you are finally a part. Live life for fucking once in your short life.

Sounds like you just can't handle things you think are "gross". Nothing is too gross for Nature. Nothing. Deal with it, or starve, or be poisoned by the factory slurry spigot.


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Idjit!

I tried vegetarianism for four years. I got a pet cat and they only eat meat. Realized my cat was the biggest part of my food budget.


Our pets are near the top of the food chain. Humans are the top. We can eat whatever we want. I never felt more healthy as a vegetarian. My body tells me what to eat when it needs to. I don't follow anyone else's ideology. Right now, my body wants meat and fats, not soy and grains. I eat very little every day...maybe 1/10th of the meat my cat eats.

Fish eat fish eat fish. Go with what your body needs.
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I am vegan and grew up among non-vegan hunters who took perverse delight just as you describe in killing animals.

I think sociopathy and patriarchy are so deeply intertwined that the idea of masculinity and virility is culturally embedded in taking innocent life and enjoying it.

I became a vegan because I could not stomach the killing of animals, literally. I have a fast metabolism and have physically felt better eating flesh, but I refuse to do so because of my morals. I think those who kill and eat their kill are better than those who eat the corpses others prepare, for certain. If you can't stomach the killing at least, then don't eat the fruits of it.

I'd like to see everyone who hunts their meat discard bow and arrow and just hunt with a knife or a sharp stick. Let's see what you get with that. If you can successfully hunt like that, with no weapons that don't resemble tooth or claw, I will respect your right to hunt and eat animals. If you can take down a large ungulate, I will eat a cheeseburger in your honor.

I've offered this challenge to my hunter friends. All of them try to wrangle out of it by saying they could build traps or chase animals off cliffs, and that their superior brains entitle them to some flesh. I say, let's be fair and have a fair fight. You with your weapon that matches his, and he with tooth, claw and hoof. Let's see who wins then. If you do, post a description and photos of the event, preferably videos, and I'll go to the nearest steakhouse and eat a cheeseburger in your honor.

If you accept and cannot do it, you must go vegan for a year.

How does that sound?

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