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My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?

 
Howard the Cuck
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My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.

About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate one a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.

Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.

I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
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09/28/2013 01:23 PM

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failmagnet
All sense of separation
This is your illusion.
All sense of segregation
Just leading to confusion.
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09/28/2013 01:23 PM
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The fuck did I just read?
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The fuck did I just read?
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lolsign
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09/28/2013 01:25 PM

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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Fuck that shit, you whiny bitch.

Just because you're sub doesn't mean you can't display strength. A sub NEEDS strength in order to take what they are given.

Stand up for yourself, go out and find a strong, intelligent woman who will degrade you because she LOVES you. This bitch doesn't even like you.
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09/28/2013 01:26 PM
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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Now shut up and go lick your balls. 5a Or better steal a time machine and go fuck yourself
Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs
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09/28/2013 01:26 PM
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get the sex change...or even better, become a transexual
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09/28/2013 01:27 PM

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Take this crap to the penthouse forum and off of here.
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Its not that conspiracy theorists are ignorant. It's that so much of what they know to be true is wrong.

Sometimes the truth sounds like an insult when you are not use to hearing it.

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Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.

About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate one a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.

Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.

I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
 Quoting: Howard the Cuck 47565329


Liar!
You never had any balls to begin with.
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We all breathe the same air.
.-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-..
(love/all)
Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs
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so the Holy Spirit wants Jesus' balls chopped off - if only the Pagans and Jews were here to witness it

5a
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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.

About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate one a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.

Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.

I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
 Quoting: Howard the Cuck 47565329


Liar!
You never had any balls to begin with.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


lmao
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09/28/2013 01:31 PM
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lotion5
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lmao
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09/28/2013 01:31 PM
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OP is a cuckold perv, GTFO
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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.

About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate one a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.

Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.

I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
 Quoting: Howard the Cuck 47565329


Kill her then kill yourself. You are a disgrace and are no man.
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09/28/2013 01:34 PM
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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Make her a deal: You agree to castration, if she has her vag sewed up. ( She must use a permanent adhesive also, so she can't have it reversed). No compliance on her part, then no deal.
Howard the Cuck (OP)
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09/28/2013 01:36 PM
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get the sex change...or even better, become a transexual
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47557468


It isn't about being transgendered. I just want to please my wife.

My wife hasn't allowed me to have sex for the last three years. She only has sex with Black males as Blacks are the Superior and Master Race.

As an inferior white male, I feel it would be racist to protest this since I am partially responsible for slavery due to my ancestry.

I miss sex very much. Even if I will never be allowed sex again, I still want sex and I want to want it, if it makes sense. I have been crying all day knowing I will be denied even that.
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bollocks

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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.

About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate one a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.

Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.

I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
 Quoting: Howard the Cuck 47565329


Liar!
You never had any balls to begin with.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


^^^this^^^
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09/28/2013 01:37 PM
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Yes, I think you should definitely write her that poem.

And then shit on it. Then burn it. Then bury the remnants deep in the woods where no one will ever find it or be exposed to its stupid and weak energetic vibes. Then man the fuck up. Then go lift weights. Then buy a case of beer, order a bunch of hot wings, invite some other guys over (not Antwon)...and drink and eat while you watch a classic movie, like Braveheart or something. Then get evidence of your wife cheating on you; divorce her and use it in court against her so she gets nothing of yours. Then move far away to somewhere cool. Then when you have an alibi, burn Antwon's house down, but make it look like it happened by accident...or have one of your friends do it for you. Be cautious of security cameras anywhere.

Boom. Problems solved.
Howard the Cuck (OP)
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09/28/2013 01:41 PM
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Yes, I think you should definitely write her that poem.

And then shit on it. Then burn it. Then bury the remnants deep in the woods where no one will ever find it or be exposed to its stupid and weak energetic vibes. Then man the fuck up. Then go lift weights. Then buy a case of beer, order a bunch of hot wings, invite some other guys over (not Antwon)...and drink and eat while you watch a classic movie, like Braveheart or something. Then get evidence of your wife cheating on you; divorce her and use it in court against her so she gets nothing of yours. Then move far away to somewhere cool. Then when you have an alibi, burn Antwon's house down, but make it look like it happened by accident...or have one of your friends do it for you. Be cautious of security cameras anywhere.

Boom. Problems solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


I don't want to hurt her feelings. Except for the sex, we have a very loving marriage even if I have to sleep in the basement when Antwan comes over so that they can enjoy the bedroom in peace.

I don't want to burn Antwan's house down. I am not a racist. I feel that as an inferior white male, I must help do my part to atone for slavery.
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Obvious troll is so goddamn obvious I can't even believe people walk right into it.
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09/28/2013 01:52 PM
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Let Antwan give you a good butt fukin' first!
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RUN!???!!!!
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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.

About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate one a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.

Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.

I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
 Quoting: Howard the Cuck 47565329


ohno slaphim wakeup
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09/28/2013 02:03 PM

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Here's some help with the poem, OP (don't let that bastard Antwan see it, he'll take the credit for it):

Mom, err, My Wife,

"Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks
I hope you and Antwan are having great sex
I know you want to chop my little tommy
Oh, why do you want to be a mean mommy

Take my money, my pride, and the house
I couldn't ask for more from a spouse
The basement is dark and the cot is cold
Please let me keep my Tommy until I am old"

Sorry about the election, Anthony.
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Re: My Wife Wants Me to Get Castrated. What Should I Do?
sounds like she has already