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I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question

 
Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs
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I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
not the aliens

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09/29/2013 05:13 AM
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so far, they do not control any central banks in space

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09/29/2013 05:13 AM

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not the aliens

Idol1
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Do they pay their mohel a salary, or does he only get tips?
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Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs (OP)
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not the aliens

Idol1
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Do they pay their mohel a salary, or does he only get tips?
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they are bit more hygienic up there
Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs (OP)
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09/29/2013 05:17 AM
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
The Space Bank

"We got lots of space to bank your shekels!"
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yet they also don't go around looking for gold to repair their atmosphere
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09/29/2013 05:19 AM
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
How does one come into contact with Space Jews?

Why are you in contact with them, how did you meet them?
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09/29/2013 05:19 AM
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
"Where did who go"

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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
How does one come into contact with Space Jews?

Why are you in contact with them, how did you meet them?
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I met them in a past life here on Earth

Now we communicate telepathically
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09/29/2013 05:21 AM
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How does one come into contact with Space Jews?

Why are you in contact with them, how did you meet them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45498143


I met them in a past life here on Earth

Now we communicate telepathically
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


What do you guys talk about?

Are you torah observant?
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"Where did who go"


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no FTL i am afraid, unless they travel with the aliens.
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09/29/2013 05:22 AM
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How does one come into contact with Space Jews?

Why are you in contact with them, how did you meet them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45498143


I met them in a past life here on Earth

Now we communicate telepathically
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


What do you guys talk about?

Are you torah observant?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45498143


Ancient history mostly

Yes, you should also pay more attention to rituals like the Seder
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09/29/2013 05:23 AM
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
Why are they in space?

Are they in a spaceship? On the moon? Mars?
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09/29/2013 05:24 AM
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"Where did who go"


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13927506


no FTL i am afraid, unless they travel with the aliens.
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


What is "travel"

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09/29/2013 05:27 AM
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Why are they in space?

Are they in a spaceship? On the moon? Mars?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45498143


It's a collection of people from before the Biblical era and those "raptured" afterwards. The reason is say "raptured" is because they aren't in Heaven with a capital H.

Yes, it used to be near Pluto. Then close to the Moon. Now it has been moved again.
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"Where did who go"


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13927506


no FTL i am afraid, unless they travel with the aliens.
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


What is "travel"


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13927506


Here lol
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09/29/2013 05:32 AM
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
Are they made out of soap?
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Are they made out of soap?
lmao
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no, but i guess you will feel more at home with the Nazi aliens
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09/29/2013 05:34 AM
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Are they made out of soap?
lmao
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no, but i guess you will feel more at home with the Nazi aliens
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Do Nazi aliens and Space Jews have interplanetary, interstellar or even intergalactic wars between them?
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Are they made out of soap?
lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47570114


no, but i guess you will feel more at home with the Nazi aliens
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Do Nazi aliens and Space Jews have interplanetary, interstellar or even intergalactic wars between them?
abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47570114


actually they are at peace. There are planets though where the Jews or Nazi aliens do not allow each other to go to.
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
Can you perhaps give a more in depth description of them?
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09/29/2013 05:40 AM
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Can you perhaps give a more in depth description of them?
 Quoting: Falcifer


one of them has a strange resemblance to Carl Sagan
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09/29/2013 05:44 AM
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Can you perhaps give a more in depth description of them?
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one of them has a strange resemblance to Carl Sagan
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


ahh...... no.
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Can you perhaps give a more in depth description of them?
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one of them has a strange resemblance to Carl Sagan
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


ahh...... no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


the horror...why can't he have antennae or mandibles
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
the law is still valid
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09/29/2013 05:51 AM
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"Carl Sagan", like Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs was in the "other place" too...

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Are they made out of soap?
lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47570114


no, but i guess you will feel more at home with the Nazi aliens
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Do Nazi aliens and Space Jews have interplanetary, interstellar or even intergalactic wars between them?
abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47570114


actually they are at peace. There are planets though where the Jews or Nazi aliens do not allow each other to go to.
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Damn it! And I was hoping for a War Of the Worlds III! Now doom is off!
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no, but i guess you will feel more at home with the Nazi aliens
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Do Nazi aliens and Space Jews have interplanetary, interstellar or even intergalactic wars between them?
abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47570114


actually they are at peace. There are planets though where the Jews or Nazi aliens do not allow each other to go to.
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Damn it! And I was hoping for a War Of the Worlds III! Now doom is off!
huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47570114


Lots of bad guys around
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09/29/2013 06:01 AM
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not the aliens

Idol1
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Can I get a space bagel and lox?
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not the aliens

Idol1
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47593744


Can I get a space bagel and lox?
 Quoting: Madcracka


fly up and get it
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09/29/2013 06:03 AM
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Re: I am in contact with Space Jews, Ask me to ask them a question
are space jews just as ugly as regular jews?
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are space jews just as ugly as regular jews?

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