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Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.

 
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Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Please prove me otherwise so I don't feel so sexist.
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09/30/2013 02:09 AM
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Did you see the roast of James Franco? Hot chick was alright.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
im going to make some generalizations as well.

all white people owned slaves

all black people like fried chicken and grape juice

all asians are smart

all women are stupid
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09/30/2013 02:16 AM
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
im going to make some generalizations as well.


If you're a woman you should stay out of comedy.

...actually if you're a man, also you should stay out of comedy. Dumb.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Comedy is dead so it doesn't matter.
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09/30/2013 02:26 AM
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
I did see the roast but I'm not sure if I remember the hot girl that you're talking about.

I'm not making. A generalization for the sake of making a generalization. I want to believe women can be funny, and I was hoping to come here and have somebody show me that I was simply writing them off.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Please prove me otherwise so I don't feel so sexist.
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You'd rather they remain seated as comics?

Ok, but WTF do you care?
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im going to make some generalizations as well.
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Actually I agree, never seen a continually funny woman.

Some guys are terrible too.

Louie CK is just sad.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Lisa lamponelli original is fucking funny.
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09/30/2013 03:36 AM
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Just saw a woman do a one woman comedy show at The Sydney Fringe last week. It was just her on the stage for 35 minutes and she was hysterically funny.

Everybody has a different sense of humour though, so what one person pisses their pants laughing at, another person will just be scratching their head about. The whole audience was cracking up in this case though, so she is doing something right.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
im going to make some generalizations as well.

all white people owned slaves

all black people like fried chicken and grape juice

all asians are smart

all women are stupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6321085


Not "Grape Juice," Grape DRINK.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
There aren't many reliably funny women, but they do exist. Probably only at 5% the rate of funny men.
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10/03/2013 08:41 PM
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Comedy is dead so it doesn't matter.
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Yea laughing sucks.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
im going to make some generalizations as well.

all white people owned slaves

all black people like fried chicken and grape juice

all asians are smart

all women are stupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6321085


Not "Grape Juice," Grape DRINK.
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Its DRANK you honky ass cracka muthafucka.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Just saw a woman do a one woman comedy show at The Sydney Fringe last week. It was just her on the stage for 35 minutes and she was hysterically funny.

Everybody has a different sense of humour though, so what one person pisses their pants laughing at, another person will just be scratching their head about. The whole audience was cracking up in this case though, so she is doing something right.
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5 year old kids laugh at fart noises.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Most comedian women use the shock factor type of comedy. "OMG i can't believe she said that"

Just an observation.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
The majority of women lack the wit and timing to be funny. Some of them use sarcasm and think they're being funny.

Most genuinely funny women i've met were very ugly.
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Re: Some things aren't fair, and with that being said, women shouldn't be stand up comedians. Period.
Most comedian women use the shock factor type of comedy. "OMG i can't believe she said that"

Just an observation.
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True, and sex appeal

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