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Obama Admits Aliens Secretly Running The Government

 
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09/30/2013 08:41 AM
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Obama Admits Aliens Secretly Running The Government
WASHINGTON D. C. – President Barack Obama announced that extra-terrestrial aliens have been controlling the world’s major governments since shortly after the end of World War II. President Obama made the stunning declaration at an unscheduled White House press conference early this morning.

“This has been going on since the 1950s,” President Obama told the crowd of stunned reporters, “They were attracted to our planet in large numbers due to our discovery of atomic fission, to our use of nuclear weapons.”

Obama described how the 1947 Roswell incident involved a type of alien popularly known as The Greys, who were the first to make themselves outwardly known.

“Today, practically every human being on earth knows what a Grey alien looks like,” the President said with a shrug, “Once contact was established with the Greys, President Truman made a deal with them, letting them build bases here in exchange for technology. After that, President Eisenhower met with a group of aliens commonly known as the Nordics, who are similar enough to terrestrial humans to move among us almost completely unnoticed. They offered us a place in the universal brotherhood of enlightenment if we were willing to disarm ourselves of nuclear weapon. Unfortunately, both we and the Soviet Union, who were also facing this offer, decided to hold on to the nukes.”

The President went on to explain that, since then, a variety of alien groups have established secret programs to work around the resistance by world governments to abandoning nuclear weapons and the threat of multi-dimensional devastation they pose.

“Aliens have been around for a long time, and not all of them travel by spaceship,” President Obama explained, “They can manipulate time and space, which are both important and strongly-interconnected properties of reality, but not the only ones. One result of that manipulation is anti-gravity faster-than-light propulsion. Another result is a form of control over the kinds of trans-dimensional perception most commonly known as remote viewing, telepathy, astral travel, bi-location, or any of a large number of other names.”

Nodding to himself, the President paused to take a long look at the apprehensive faces filling the silent room.

“The point is,” he continued, “aliens have controlled our governments for the past sixty years and…”

At that point, President Obama lifted his hand to cover what, at first, seemed to be a cough.

“Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself,” the President said, wiping a tear out of the corner of his eye after he’d finished laughing, “I’m just kidding about the aliens running our government. No, we human beings are responsible for the terrible mess we’re in and we’re just going to have to get ourselves out of it, all by ourselves.”

[link to nineinchnews.com]
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09/30/2013 08:44 AM

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If it were true, the aliens would have done a better job.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
I'm like, WTF?

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09/30/2013 08:53 AM

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"Many a truth is said in jest" -Chaucer

How typical of how "they" do things . . .there is some rule in their playbook that says they have to tell you.

Now HOW they tell you, is a different story . . .

Tell ALL the truth but tell it SLANT,
Success in circuit lies,
Too bright for our infirm delight
The truth's superb surprise;

As lightning to the children eased
With explanation kind,
The truth must dazzle gradually
Or every man be blind. -Emily Dickinson
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09/30/2013 08:54 AM
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If it were true, the aliens would have done a better job.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


THOSE ALIENS JUST CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES
Be ye the master of all that surrounds thee.
Never be mastered by the effects of thy life.
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09/30/2013 08:55 AM
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Great

Now all the losers have an excuse.....
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09/30/2013 08:59 AM

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...cue up the music, here's another one of those threads.
Fear God and Dread Nought.
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10/08/2013 02:49 PM
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