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Obamacare sign-up impossible today

 
LADY ENIGMA

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10/01/2013 12:23 PM
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I started a thread about an hour ago on Obamacare where they want you to sign up first before you can get any information on prices and plans. Had a few comments, but it's already in the dead thread file.

Besides the website crashing, I would never sign up (fill out an application) first, just to find out the price.



Thread: Update, don't do it! Obamacare website, you have to sign up 1st, then they'll tell you the prices!
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10/01/2013 12:26 PM
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This is what I'm getting in Louisiana:

"We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!"
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10/01/2013 12:36 PM

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"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
- annie's mom

"When a great ship is in harbor and moored, it is safe, there can be no doubt. But that is not what great ships are built for."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
*Rhombus*

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10/01/2013 12:42 PM
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The government is very inept at carrying out the simplest of tasks...let alone enrolling millions of Americans into a healthcare exchange.
 Quoting: *Evan


The sad thing is that this was the sticking point that caused the govt. shutdown. The libs were hellbent on immediately implementing a system that they had to know wasn't even ready. And of course the majority will still blame the conservatives.

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I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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10/01/2013 12:42 PM

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Re: Obamacare sign-up impossible today
why the fuck would you signup for that shit?

did you even check the price of private insurance?

like blue cross / blue shield?

it's like the same price and 10000% better

you won't be getting that Obama Care for free..

you know that right?
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


First of all, thanks for the super pin. I am humbled.

The reason I'm trying to sign up is because my wife and I have very modest incomes. My 8 and 12 year-olds haven't started working yet but they eat a lot and break bones, have asthma etc.

We've had very high deductibles and Obamacare might give us better quality health insurance for the buck.

Thanks again.
 Quoting: Uncle Alyosha 43317819


Holy Crap, OP needs a psychiatrist fast. He's fucking delusional.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:43 PM
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Went there just to see what's going on...

LOL!

"Health Insurance Marketplace: Please wait

We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!
"

Damn! I'm already in a waiting room and I haven't even physically stepped foot in a gubermint clinic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15041895


lol
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:45 PM
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Re: Obamacare sign-up impossible today
why the fuck would you signup for that shit?

did you even check the price of private insurance?

like blue cross / blue shield?

it's like the same price and 10000% better

you won't be getting that Obama Care for free..

you know that right?
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


They got a free phone and free food. Stands to reason OP will be getting this for free also :)
El Tiburon

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10/01/2013 12:48 PM

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Re: Obamacare sign-up impossible today
why the fuck would you signup for that shit?

did you even check the price of private insurance?

like blue cross / blue shield?

it's like the same price and 10000% better

you won't be getting that Obama Care for free..

you know that right?
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


No Shit...
I was thinking the same thing...
Like complaining that your knife is not sharp enough to slit your wrist.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:49 PM
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Look don't beat me up but I GOT THROUGH. Will let you know what I see.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:49 PM
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3 years to set up online exchanges and unlimited amounts of money and it's a cluster fuck.
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10/01/2013 12:50 PM
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Just like GTA 5 onlinelmaolmaolmao
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10/01/2013 12:51 PM
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The government is very inept at carrying out the simplest of tasks...let alone enrolling millions of Americans into a healthcare exchange.
 Quoting: *Evan


The sad thing is that this was the sticking point that caused the govt. shutdown. The libs were hellbent on immediately implementing a system that they had to know wasn't even ready. And of course the majority will still blame the conservatives.

wall
 Quoting: *Rhombus*


Libtard government drones in charge of a gigantic IT project.

lmao
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


chuckle Of course...everybody knows these kinds of projects are best carried out by the lowest bidder with an associates degree in dumbfuckery.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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10/01/2013 12:51 PM
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Re: Obamacare sign-up impossible today
why the fuck would you signup for that shit?

did you even check the price of private insurance?

like blue cross / blue shield?

it's like the same price and 10000% better

you won't be getting that Obama Care for free..

you know that right?
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


hesright
 Quoting: dawnie


You just read this with Morgan Freeman's voice, didn't you?
 Quoting: cdevidal


hehe, yes!
A flag flown upside down is a symbol of a country in distress. As a result of the many traitors and enemies inside our own government and the many unconstitutional acts, legislation and atrocities passed and/or committed against our lives, liberty and property, as well as a reckless foreign policy meant to enrich and empower an already wealthy group of 'elites' while wreaking havoc around the globe and committing atrocities against large numbers of innocent peoples in the name of 'spreading democracy', the United States is no longer a free country and the lives of its citizens as well as the lives of our brothers and sisters around the globe, are in dire danger and distress.
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10/01/2013 12:51 PM
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communism= shortages then collapse
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:54 PM
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Ack. I feel like a salmon. Got an email at 12:48 to confirm my account. When I clicked it I waited...waited. At 12:52 it told me I didn't check my email in time and to go thru this whole sign up again. FUCKERS
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:55 PM
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Ack. I feel like a salmon. Got an email at 12:48 to confirm my account. When I clicked it I waited...waited. At 12:52 it told me I didn't check my email in time and to go thru this whole sign up again. FUCKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3855689


Well atleast you libfucks should know what to expect from Obamacare. Do everything correctly and their malfunctions screw you.
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10/01/2013 12:57 PM
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My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819


Just wait until you're signed up and try to see your doctor under ObamaRobertscare.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 01:00 PM
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I'm still waiting on someone
to make a smilie that shows
somebody waiting in a doctor's
lobby with a card reading 512

with a quote saying:
I's got Obamacare for free

and the red ticker in the background
flashes

"Now serving Number 14"
"Your estimated wait time is 12 hrs"
"Welcome to Obamacare"
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 01:03 PM
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Ack. I feel like a salmon. Got an email at 12:48 to confirm my account. When I clicked it I waited...waited. At 12:52 it told me I didn't check my email in time and to go thru this whole sign up again. FUCKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3855689


Lolololollolooolooolololololloololol.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 01:03 PM
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You know, it wouldn't be surprising if the exchanges are already hacked.
Copperhead

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10/01/2013 01:04 PM
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Ack. I feel like a salmon. Got an email at 12:48 to confirm my account. When I clicked it I waited...waited. At 12:52 it told me I didn't check my email in time and to go thru this whole sign up again. FUCKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3855689


Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 01:05 PM
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You know, it wouldn't be surprising if the exchanges are already hacked.
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It's lunacy. Got thru the first hurdle, dying on the second. What a scam.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 01:08 PM
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Ok, so we will see if I fare better on the Spanish site. Hold on.
Ashford

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10/01/2013 01:10 PM
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And now they have access to your medical records. They started a database for eRecords which all doctors had to comply to enter all medical records in their database by Sept 23, 2013. They'll be thumbing thru records to see which ones have gun permits and what Rx they're on or have ever been on. Effective October 1 a lot of states are implementing new gun laws about mental health.

Don't worry. The doctors won't add the info to the databases. I ended up in a 15 day coma after a heart surgery and they redacted the entire thing out of my medical records.
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My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819
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They've known about this date -- Oct. 1, 2013 -- for more than
THREE fucking YEARS.



And despite the obvious need to make this a painless and carefree
process for consumers to want to sign up, it's FUBAR!


Now, just imagine how great ObamaCare is gonna be providing
Health Care to you when you REALLY need it ...


obamacare-screwe

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 Quoting: Bucephelus


freaked
He who sows n tills the ground w care & diligence in one season acquires a greater stock of religious merit, than he who sits n repeats 100,000 prayers per day!
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 01:13 PM
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Well this "sign up" makes me want to kill myself. Obamacare problem solved.5a
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10/01/2013 01:18 PM
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Your healthcare will be as quick and efficient as going to the post office or getting your drivers license renewed. Take a number, wait for it to be called.

I predict a huge underground healthcare economy emerging as doctors, nurses and clinicians of all types take their skills off line.

Eventually, if you need to see a doctor, you will have to wait months, or go see one of these underground professionals. Probably better care and a lot less expensive also.
 Quoting: Uninterested3rdParty


Or as wonderful as the care at a Veterans hospital. Dismal at best! Just imagine waiting months for an appointment to see some cranky unprofessional DMV or Post Office type employee waiting to give you a Pap smear or check you for a hernia! Nope not for me and mine!
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10/01/2013 01:22 PM
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My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819
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Funny as shit. LMAO!!!


Obama is speaking about the Govt Shutdown right now and just said:


"they've shut down various parts of the government,
but the Affordable Care Act is still open for business"



ty44

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10/01/2013 01:22 PM
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The servers are pegged...Need.More.Bandwidth.Johnny. The demand is way higher than expected?
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10/01/2013 01:24 PM

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Something I and a few other people have noticed about the .gov website.

I see a Caucasian younger brunette woman on the front page. I have a co worker who sees a Young black man. I mention this to someone over the phone. So goes to the site and sees an Asian America looking younger woman.

I was looking at home, and I'm a white male. My co worker was at work and he is a black male. Our friend was on her laptop in a dinner, and well shes from Guam.

We all freaked out! Are we all just crazy? Maybe the .gov site just has cycling front pages. But I've check several times, and it's always the young, brunette Caucasian woman.

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