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Obamacare sign-up impossible today

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 11:35 AM
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Obamacare sign-up impossible today
My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?
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10/01/2013 11:36 AM
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10/01/2013 11:37 AM
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another epic Fail.
Fuckin' idiots.
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10/01/2013 11:47 AM
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Two more tries...two more fails.

And the worst part is that every time you have to repeat three pages of input. Obviously created by a Federal worker flunkie...
*Evan

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10/01/2013 11:49 AM
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The government is very inept at carrying out the simplest of tasks...let alone enrolling millions of Americans into a healthcare exchange.
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10/01/2013 11:55 AM
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Surprise! Obamacare health insurance exchange websites don’t work; HealthCare.gov a total mess


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10/01/2013 11:59 AM
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Re: Obamacare sign-up impossible today
My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819


You need to stop trying to sign up, maybe God is trying to tell you something.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:00 PM
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Can I get a 100 karat diamond grill on Obamacare?
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:01 PM
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Do not sign up for that you idiots. When young people don't sign up then he has to pull it like WTD 7. Do not sign up or you must hate America. This is the ruin and financial collapse. Unless you don't sign up
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10/01/2013 12:02 PM
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My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819


I can't believe you are actually signing up for that shit.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:02 PM
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Epic Fail.

The gov can't even get the web site sign ups to work on day one.

How can anyone expect they'll get anything else to work.

The sign up was the easy part.

They wanted to show how successful Obama care was thru all the sign ups so they could pressure the House to capitulate.

Just another Obama disaster.
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10/01/2013 12:03 PM

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*unpossible
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:05 PM
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Depending on how much money you make, you will receive it free. People do not get this. If you make zero money, and pay no taxes, the entire cost of you medical insurance is ZERO. It is not hard to comprehend.
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10/01/2013 12:07 PM
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NY closed for bidness. It must be all those colored folks who voted for free cell phones (wondering what happened to them).
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10/01/2013 12:07 PM
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It's fucking hilarious that they didn't even do a test run beforehand to see if it was functioning properly.

That's what they get for hiring unqualified minorities to do a job.
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10/01/2013 12:08 PM
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Depending on how much money you make, you will receive it free. People do not get this. If you make zero money, and pay no taxes, the entire cost of you medical insurance is ZERO. It is not hard to comprehend.
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That's what you are led to believe. I'll bet the truth will be quite different.
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10/01/2013 12:11 PM
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Went there just to see what's going on...

LOL!

"Health Insurance Marketplace: Please wait

We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!
"

Damn! I'm already in a waiting room and I haven't even physically stepped foot in a gubermint clinic?
LT Prepper

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10/01/2013 12:18 PM
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Two more tries...two more fails.

And the worst part is that every time you have to repeat three pages of input. Obviously created by a Federal worker flunkie...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819


Too true, too true!!!

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Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:20 PM
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I told you guys last year the it's doesn't have enough funding from health and human services to make this work. My close contacts are in charge of implementing Obama care at the irs. Obama will lie and say millions signed up and it's a success. Mark my words he will announce it as working, what's to stop his lies?
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10/01/2013 12:20 PM
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PS, I know it's a joke. But so is our current healthcare situation. And just what if ISON, etc. doesn't level 2/3rds of the planet? Gotta plan for that 'what if'...
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10/01/2013 12:21 PM
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Went there just to see what's going on...

LOL!

"Health Insurance Marketplace: Please wait

We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!
"

Damn! I'm already in a waiting room and I haven't even physically stepped foot in a gubermint clinic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15041895



Hurry up.
Hurry up and wait.
nutmeg

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10/01/2013 12:21 PM
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My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819


Saw it on CNN TV this morning. Says there's a glitch in the system.
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10/01/2013 12:21 PM
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My first 8 attempts have resulted in, "System not available".

Is it just me?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43317819
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They've known about this date -- Oct. 1, 2013 -- for more than
THREE fucking YEARS.



And despite the obvious need to make this a painless and carefree
process for consumers to want to sign up, it's FUBAR!


Now, just imagine how great ObamaCare is gonna be providing
Health Care to you when you REALLY need it ...


obamacare-screwe

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Bucephelus
LADY ENIGMA

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10/01/2013 12:23 PM
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I started a thread about an hour ago on Obamacare where they want you to sign up first before you can get any information on prices and plans. Had a few comments, but it's already in the dead thread file.

Besides the website crashing, I would never sign up (fill out an application) first, just to find out the price.



Thread: Update, don't do it! Obamacare website, you have to sign up 1st, then they'll tell you the prices!
ENIGMA
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10/01/2013 12:26 PM
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This is what I'm getting in Louisiana:

"We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!"
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10/01/2013 12:36 PM
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"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
- annie's mom

"When a great ship is in harbor and moored, it is safe, there can be no doubt. But that is not what great ships are built for."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
*Rhombus*

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10/01/2013 12:42 PM
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The government is very inept at carrying out the simplest of tasks...let alone enrolling millions of Americans into a healthcare exchange.
 Quoting: *Evan


The sad thing is that this was the sticking point that caused the govt. shutdown. The libs were hellbent on immediately implementing a system that they had to know wasn't even ready. And of course the majority will still blame the conservatives.

wall
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:43 PM
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Went there just to see what's going on...

LOL!

"Health Insurance Marketplace: Please wait

We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!
"

Damn! I'm already in a waiting room and I haven't even physically stepped foot in a gubermint clinic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15041895


lol
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:49 PM
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Look don't beat me up but I GOT THROUGH. Will let you know what I see.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2013 12:49 PM
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3 years to set up online exchanges and unlimited amounts of money and it's a cluster fuck.
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10/01/2013 12:50 PM
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Just like GTA 5 onlinelmaolmaolmao





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