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Number of Obamacare sign ups is now up to 7

 
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3 years to set up online exchanges and unlimited amounts of money and it's a cluster fuck.
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Is OP being funny or is there an actual link showing how many people have joined?
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If ObamaCare is SOOO fucking good, why hasn't
the so-called "first family" signed up for it?


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I'd like to see a link to support that. There is no way. WAY too many sheeple chomping at the bit to get in on this shit.
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their systems are broken apparently
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yea fuck that shit

I mean blue cross / blue shield is the same fucking price

why would someone go pay for government shit care when they can get private care for the same price

the only people this pile of shit obama care benefits are people who expect to get healthcare for free

people who actually want to pay for it damn sure don't want to be under the "government cheese" system..

believe me I accidentally went to a government subsidized health clinic for an ear ache and It was like I was in fucking canada..

3 hour wait to see some foreign barely english speaking doctor who tried to give me some insane treatment for a fucking ear-ache

FUCK OBAMA CARE

you shouldn't force someone who doesn't want to pay for health insurance to buy the government cheese version
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


i agree, you can get a much better plan with lower deductibles from the private sector for less or the same cost and goto any doctor you choose, why would anyone sign up for the exchanges is beyond me unless they just want the govt to control their lives or they are too dumb to know otherwise.
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I will never purchase this obamacare. I can not get insurance, but I do now and will continue to address my health issues on a cash basis and with whatever physician, specialist or alternative healer I chose.
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[link to www.healthcare.gov (secure)]
Website won't load to enroll for Virginia...
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Hahahaha! This dumb ass bitch can't get her "free" healthcare because the systems are all fucked up...improperly developed and poorly engineered...just like the entire "Affordable Healthcare Act".


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Hahahaha! This dumb ass bitch can't get her "free" healthcare because the systems are all fucked up...improperly developed and poorly engineered...just like the entire "Affordable Healthcare Act".


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Wait until all the fucking sheep realize it's not free.

The wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth is going to be glorious.
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Hahahaha! This dumb ass bitch can't get her "free" healthcare because the systems are all fucked up...improperly developed and poorly engineered...just like the entire "Affordable Healthcare Act".


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Wait until all the fucking sheep realize it's not free.

The wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth is going to be glorious.
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Agreed. It will be epic and well worth the long wait for this type of doom!
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7 ???.. That's much higher than expected !
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we are cooking now...
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cruise:rolf:
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we are cooking now...
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cruise:rolf:
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rofl
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we are cooking now...
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Yes but how many of those 7 signees are dead people?
I'd say at least half.
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yea fuck that shit

I mean blue cross / blue shield is the same fucking price

why would someone go pay for government shit care when they can get private care for the same price

the only people this pile of shit obama care benefits are people who expect to get healthcare for free

people who actually want to pay for it damn sure don't want to be under the "government cheese" system..

believe me I accidentally went to a government subsidized health clinic for an ear ache and It was like I was in fucking canada..

3 hour wait to see some foreign barely english speaking doctor who tried to give me some insane treatment for a fucking ear-ache

FUCK OBAMA CARE

you shouldn't force someone who doesn't want to pay for health insurance to buy the government cheese version
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


sheep seven sheep bastards fuck Odumber Care
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rofl
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loL!!\\\


Do you have evidence of this?


That's hilarious
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There will be a surge for the first week or two... mostly from the same people trying to sign up but can't due to their technical glitches, then it will die off. And that will be the failure that is obamacare.

Most people do not want this shit, and I applaud John Bohner and the House Republicans for standing firm.

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There will be a surge for the first week or two... mostly from the same people trying to sign up but can't due to their technical glitches, then it will die off. And that will be the failure that is obamacare.

Most people do not want this shit, and I applaud John Bohner and the House Republicans for standing firm.

clapclapclap
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Sounds good to me lol
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this is the funniest thread today!

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I currently have a mid tier blue cross plan which is fairly pricey, I just finished checking out the plans on my state health exchange (NY) and I can now get the top tier Blue cross plan for $100 a month less that what I'm currently paying for mid tier.
Looks like health insurance reform is working for us New Yorkers.
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There will be a surge for the first week or two... mostly from the same people trying to sign up but can't due to their technical glitches, then it will die off. And that will be the failure that is obamacare.

Most people do not want this shit, and I applaud John Bohner and the House Republicans for standing firm.

:clapclapclap:
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


I don't applaud any of those fuckers, but I agree with you on the enrollment. At the end of the year, enrollment with see a small spike as well, then it will rot.
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I signed up too, can you believe this Obamacare for a guy who is based in Turkey ?

This must be a miracle, lovin it.
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yea fuck that shit

I mean blue cross / blue shield is the same fucking price

why would someone go pay for government shit care when they can get private care for the same price

the only people this pile of shit obama care benefits are people who expect to get healthcare for free

people who actually want to pay for it damn sure don't want to be under the "government cheese" system..

believe me I accidentally went to a government subsidized health clinic for an ear ache and It was like I was in fucking canada..

3 hour wait to see some foreign barely english speaking doctor who tried to give me some insane treatment for a fucking ear-ache

FUCK OBAMA CARE

you shouldn't force someone who doesn't want to pay for health insurance to buy the government cheese version
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


The clinics here are the worst - I dread falling into that category, which might happen soon. I have to keep fighting to keep my current plan status to see all the specialists and people who keep me alive. Without that, I'd be sent all over the county, and stuck in 3rd world waiting rooms, seen by people just out of medical school who may well end up killing me by accident!
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There will be a surge for the first week or two... mostly from the same people trying to sign up but can't due to their technical glitches, then it will die off. And that will be the failure that is obamacare.

Most people do not want this shit, and I applaud John Bohner and the House Republicans for standing firm.

clapclapclap
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy




yep .....no pun intended? thumbs cute
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this is the funniest thread today!

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Upper Class

Middle Class

Lower Class


The reason behind Obamacare is to destroy the middle class so they become lower class. Now we have the 1% vs the masses that's the reasoning behind Obamacare.
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Pretty sure they have bots visiting those websites.


1 million in an hour lol...
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not to put a downer on this, but could someone post a link that actually shows how many people have signed up, or is there no such thing and OP was just being humorous?

either way it's funny, but it would be hilarious to actually see a signup counter that says 7. lol

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