I am being remoteviewed by Illuminati scamps and rapscallions. Ask me a question

but in truth they are watching me watching them

skinny ?

they are nekkid

you can do better

The Illuminati are no more civilized than marauding Visigoths!

raunchy and comely wenches gobbling their babies

Nothing but swag-bellied horned-beasts if you ask me!

Fifty Shades of Grey and Gay

Ill-natured gorebellied currish coxcombs, the lot of them!

I have a question,
I have two!!
1). What drugs are you on?
& 2). can you send me some?

Illuminati are a boring lot.

Wannabee fake Christian puritan Leftards...vampire Jew Satanists with intellectual kabbalist airs are so much exciting.

Blimey ! Hens dressed as Foxes the lot

1) Gamla White Riesling 2012
2) can be ordered on the web

The Illuminati is an ancient secret society that seeks
to bring about a New World Order based on the principle that everyone has it within them to literally become God. This book will present the Illuminati's radical vision for a new humanity and provides a full account of the inner divinity of the human race.

The ten most influential Grand Masters of the Illuminati are: King Solomon the Apostate, Pythagoras, Heraclitus, Empedocles, Simon Magus, Hypatia, Leibniz, Weishaupt, Goethe and Hegel. If these figures are not of interest to you then it would be pointless for you to venture any further into this topic.

This is not a book for the faint-hearted.
It contains an enormous amount of philosophical, psychological, political, historical, scientific and religious content.
If you are interested in embarking on the spiritual journey of your life then you have opened the door to a mansion of wonders. If, however, you have come in search of aliens, pan-dimensional lizards and evil Illuminists relentlessly plotting against the ordinary people of the world then you have arrived at the wrong destination!
Makow, Icke, Jones and their ilk will be more to your taste.

The aim, as it has always been, is to overthrow the network of elite, dynastic families of wealth and privilege that we refer to as the "Old World Order" who have run this world since the dawn of civilization, to their maximum advantage and to the extreme detriment of the people.

The Illuminati is a radical and indeed revolutionary organization that seeks nothing less than to assist the ordinary men and women of the human race to ascend to the next stage of humanity's divine evolution. We, The Illuminati describes this higher level as the "Community of Gods" or the "Society of the Divine."

It's time to end the reign of the false prophets, the fake gods and the tawdry idols that we call "celebrities". We're sick of the bankers and traders, the lawyers and accountants, the politicians and their "special advisers" the lobbyists and spin doctors, the agents and gatekeepers, the CEOs and chairmen, the advertisers and marketing men. We're sick of all the same faces of the "top" people and their relentless tricks and tactics to keep enriching themselves at the people's expense. We're sick of the government's "Freedumb and Dumbocracy" that cons people into voting for the rich and the apologists for the rich, and we're sick of the Abrahamic religions that keep billions of people on their knees as slaves to a tyrant masquerading as God.

You know that humanity is capable of so much more. Isn't it time to bring about real change? Isn't it time to seize your divine inheritance?

We are The Illuminati.
The messengers of the True God.
Our sacred mission is to bring humanity into full union with the True God so that there is no longer any distinction between the human race and the divine essence.
The Order is able to show how this can be achieved using Einstein's theories of special and general relativity, and quantum mechanics. It's time for humanity to open its eyes and see the divine light for the first time.
Our religion is called Illumination.
We have emerged from the shadows to cast the light of Abraxas, the True God, on this benighted world; to bring Illumination - enlightenment - to everyone.

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Ascribing intellectual independence, nay even the basest thinking activity to knaves of Grey aliens is a tale worthy of a penny dreadful.

Man, you must bore yourself to tears!!??

I pity your girlfriend, in the bizarre chance you actually ever had one!

My dear departed former fiancee happens by the fortuitous chance of the fates to be a chief witch of the illuminati !