I'm Sick of SaaS (Software as a service) Nickel & Diming Me to Death.

You don't have to pay for software if you write it yourself.

Unless you can spend less than a half hour per month writing it's cheaper to pay with money than time.

Not my bag. I'm a marketing and sales guy, not a coder or programmer. I'm more than willing to compensate someone to create code. But once you sell it to me, it's mine.