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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown

 
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
You cannot make this shit up! This bitch has 16 assistants that we are paying for. Look at how much they're paid too.

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And the effect is being felt even by Michelle Obama’s Twitter account.

Sure Michelle Obama could take time out from her busy schedule to Tweet once every two days (that’s her average) but due to the Government Shutdown somehow impacting some of her 16 assistants, her Twitter account will now be “limited”.

Maybe now she’ll only post once every four days.

The horror. The humanity.

Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited. #Shutdown

— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) October 1, 2013



Which of Michelle Obama’s 16 assistants were hit by the Government Shutdown?

Was it Chief of Staff for the First Lady Susan Sher ($172,200 a year) or Camille Y. Johnston, Director of Communications for the First Lady ($140,000 a year) or Melissa E. Winter, Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady ($102,000 a year).

Read more @ [link to frontpagemag.com]


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wookies can't type anyways5a
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You cannot make this shit up! This bitch has 16 assistants that we are paying for. Look at how much they're paid too.

SNIP

And the effect is being felt even by Michelle Obama’s Twitter account.

Sure Michelle Obama could take time out from her busy schedule to Tweet once every two days (that’s her average) but due to the Government Shutdown somehow impacting some of her 16 assistants, her Twitter account will now be “limited”.

Maybe now she’ll only post once every four days.

The horror. The humanity.

Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited. #Shutdown

— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) October 1, 2013



Which of Michelle Obama’s 16 assistants were hit by the Government Shutdown?

Was it Chief of Staff for the First Lady Susan Sher ($172,200 a year) or Camille Y. Johnston, Director of Communications for the First Lady ($140,000 a year) or Melissa E. Winter, Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady ($102,000 a year).

Read more @ [link to frontpagemag.com]


OBAMASBEACH
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


Wow. Ridiculous really. Longer this shit goes on, the worse its going to get as people start to hear more of this shit.

Twitter is free right?
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30 million fake followers will be terribly disapointed.
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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
 Quoting: iPad girl


Exactly. Also, did you see how much they're paid?
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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
 Quoting: iPad girl


Exactly. Also, did you see how much they're paid?
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Umm... Yessssssssss. That just added fuel to the fire. Let's not forget her clothing budget, makeup artist and hair budget.
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I'm so sick of these terrorist hostage negotiations bullshit psychological mindfuck games they play ...fucking nauseating yak mooshellribs
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"30 million fake followers will be terribly disapointed."

And they're all in great shape because of the honkey hating first lady's healthy food initiatives.

If the shutdown doesn't end soon, those 30 million fake followers will be hitting the ding dongs and ho-hos (in a nod to Michelle) like there's no tomorrow.

Fat bastards.
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It needs to assistants to keep it looking female. I swear that wookie is a man in drag. [link to www.google.com]
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
This might affect the half dozen or so real followers, but 99% are imaginary and wont notice! She could sit down and do her own tweets, but we would have to foot the bill for a custom chair so her ass could set in front of the computer. It would have to custom built, because most chairs that size have a "WIDE LOAD" sign on back. That obviously would not be fitting for our "first wookie".

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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
You cannot make this shit up! This bitch has 16 assistants that we are paying for. Look at how much they're paid too.

SNIP

And the effect is being felt even by Michelle Obama’s Twitter account.

Sure Michelle Obama could take time out from her busy schedule to Tweet once every two days (that’s her average) but due to the Government Shutdown somehow impacting some of her 16 assistants, her Twitter account will now be “limited”.

Maybe now she’ll only post once every four days.

The horror. The humanity.

Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited. #Shutdown

— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) October 1, 2013



Which of Michelle Obama’s 16 assistants were hit by the Government Shutdown?

Was it Chief of Staff for the First Lady Susan Sher ($172,200 a year) or Camille Y. Johnston, Director of Communications for the First Lady ($140,000 a year) or Melissa E. Winter, Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady ($102,000 a year).

Read more @ [link to frontpagemag.com]


OBAMASBEACH
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


Wow. Ridiculous really. Longer this shit goes on, the worse its going to get as people start to hear more of this shit.

Twitter is free right?
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Yes, twitter is free and easy to use --- my mother has an account and is always tweeting retarded shit. While the `I can't tweet because of the shutdown' is a shock, the fact that we are paying so much for the FLOTUS have assistants is mind boggling.

Why does she need assistants, make up artists, hair designers, etc (as another member pointed out)?
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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
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Your missing the best part. Be positive.


Without her on twitter, its less liberal BS going out to the ignorant.
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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
 Quoting: iPad girl



Your missing the best part. Be positive.


Without her on twitter, its less liberal BS going out to the ignorant.
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It's not really about her absence on twitter that pisses me off. It's the fact that we, as taxpayers, are paying so much for her to have a staff --- a staff that apparently handles her twitter account in addition to the other bs.
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Is this really all they can come up with??

Fire these handmaids. Make Mooshelle polish WH silver
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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
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AND, she's unemployed. Think about that. An unelected, non-official, who has no actual job or business, has 16 assistants. WTF?
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why the heck is she allowed 16 assistants wtf
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
You cannot make this shit up! This bitch has 16 assistants that we are paying for. Look at how much they're paid too.

SNIP

And the effect is being felt even by Michelle Obama’s Twitter account.

Sure Michelle Obama could take time out from her busy schedule to Tweet once every two days (that’s her average) but due to the Government Shutdown somehow impacting some of her 16 assistants, her Twitter account will now be “limited”.

Maybe now she’ll only post once every four days.

The horror. The humanity.

Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited. #Shutdown

— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) October 1, 2013



Which of Michelle Obama’s 16 assistants were hit by the Government Shutdown?

Was it Chief of Staff for the First Lady Susan Sher ($172,200 a year) or Camille Y. Johnston, Director of Communications for the First Lady ($140,000 a year) or Melissa E. Winter, Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady ($102,000 a year).

Read more @ [link to frontpagemag.com]


:OBAMASBEACH:
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she doesn't post anything on twitter.
just think about it.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
 Quoting: iPad girl


AND, she's unemployed. Think about that. An unelected, non-official, who has no actual job or business, has 16 assistants. WTF?
 Quoting: Moraniac


Yup, yup!
And fire the makeup artist, well no, don't. That may be the only little bit she has to help her to look as much like a woman as possible.

I mean really, what does she do all day??
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Does poor michelle have to cook her own meals too? Kitchen staff also in shutdown mode?
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He Shound be impeached just for this

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That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
 Quoting: iPad girl


Exactly. Also, did you see how much they're paid?
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


Umm... Yessssssssss. That just added fuel to the fire. Let's not forget her clothing budget, makeup artist and hair budget.
 Quoting: iPad girl


Agree with both of your posts.

The longer this shut down goes on the better it is for all of us, these people have no concept of what is normal, or how we live.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
That irritates me beyond belief. What about all the moms out there working 2-3 jobs trying to raise kids while also going to school and this crazy lady gets 16 assistants?!?
 Quoting: iPad girl


Exactly. Also, did you see how much they're paid?
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


Umm... Yessssssssss. That just added fuel to the fire. Let's not forget her clothing budget, makeup artist and hair budget.
 Quoting: iPad girl


Agree with both of your posts.

The longer this shut down goes on the better it is for all of us, these people have no concept of what is normal, or how we live.
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You cannot make this shit up! This bitch has 16 assistants that we are paying for. Look at how much they're paid too.

 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


this thread is STUPID.

of course she has assistance..she's the wife of the POTUS ffs.

she is NO different to any other POTUS wife in the history of govt.

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Is this really all they can come up with??

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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
16 assistants ???

are you fvckin serious ???

Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile in Egypt
only had 12 assistants

Queen Elizabeth only has 10 assistants

wtf ????
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Michelle Obama cannot use twitter because her 16 assistants aren't working due to the shutdown
Eh- who cares, I didn't even know she had a Twitter account. I was quite ill yesterday after reading a tweet from Obama and he hashtagged "enoughalready"

#disgusted#overit#

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