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Only autistics believe in the Illuminati

 
SomeoneSane
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10/03/2013 04:20 AM
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Only autistics believe in the Illuminati
It's the truth. Just about everyone I've seen who believes in the Illuminati or that "the gubmint puts AIDS in our water supply!!!" or other such bullshit are people with way too much free time on their hands. They got no friends, no hobbies, no jobs, no nothing. How else would they know such ridiculous amounts of information and see "connections" between things that make no fucking sense? And before you try to prove that you're "biting" and "witty" and "not autistic" by asking me how much did the "ILERMENERTER" pay me to write this, I'd just like to say I fucking wish the Illuminati paid me to be a "shill". Alas, my car is 15 years old and malfunctioning. Oh well, at least I'm not some autistic who masturbates to eyes in triangles.
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10/03/2013 04:22 AM
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Re: Only autistics believe in the Illuminati
It's the truth. Just about everyone I've seen who believes in the Illuminati or that "the gubmint puts AIDS in our water supply!!!" or other such bullshit are people with way too much free time on their hands. They got no friends, no hobbies, no jobs, no nothing. How else would they know such ridiculous amounts of information and see "connections" between things that make no fucking sense? And before you try to prove that you're "biting" and "witty" and "not autistic" by asking me how much did the "ILERMENERTER" pay me to write this, I'd just like to say I fucking wish the Illuminati paid me to be a "shill". Alas, my car is 15 years old and malfunctioning. Oh well, at least I'm not some autistic who masturbates to eyes in triangles.
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10/03/2013 04:23 AM
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Re: Only autistics believe in the Illuminati
There's a bit of truth in this. Some people who belive in all the conspiracies suffer from a form of rigid thinking and cannot conceive a coincidence. They juts have to join random events to try and make senses, which means they then have to keep connecting them ad infinitum. This characteristic is also shared by lots of people with autism.
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10/03/2013 04:42 AM
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Re: Only autistics believe in the Illuminati
It's the truth. Just about everyone I've seen who believes in the Illuminati or that "the gubmint puts AIDS in our water supply!!!" or other such bullshit are people with way too much free time on their hands. They got no friends, no hobbies, no jobs, no nothing. How else would they know such ridiculous amounts of information and see "connections" between things that make no fucking sense? And before you try to prove that you're "biting" and "witty" and "not autistic" by asking me how much did the "ILERMENERTER" pay me to write this, I'd just like to say I fucking wish the Illuminati paid me to be a "shill". Alas, my car is 15 years old and malfunctioning. Oh well, at least I'm not some autistic who masturbates to eyes in triangles.
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They see connections because they 1) are aware of all the lies coming from officialdom.

2) Have a healthy inquisitive nature.

3) Do not waste all their spare time on the media pushed things, such as Football and pathetic TV programms.


Oh well, at least we are not some ignorant tool who masturbates to noses in squares.

See how witty i am...???
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10/03/2013 07:32 AM
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Re: Only autistics believe in the Illuminati
I was bored so i came here again for a laugh.
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Re: Only autistics believe in the Illuminati
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