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Do Aliens Fart?

 
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Do Aliens Fart?
I'd really like to know if they do.

alien16
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Some do, some don't.
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Fuck yeah they do....they invented the bean burrito.
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Fuck yeah they do....they invented the bean burrito.
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Those were illegal aliens that invented the bean burrito.
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10/04/2013 02:45 AM
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They telepathic fart...the sound & smell is only in your mind...
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
No because they don't exist.
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lol
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
only after some Taco Bell
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Yes, but they are highly evolved and thus use silencing devices called 'thongs' so as not to startle one another.

A thin flap of material called a 'fabric softener sheet' placed inside the thong lends their emissions a pleasant, clean-laundry scent.

Perhaps someday all humanity may rise to this level of technological innovation.
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Fucking grow up you retarded cunt havet you got fuck all better to do you moron
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Fucking grow up you retarded cunt havet you got fuck all better to do you moron
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someones got issues......
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Indubitably!
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
No because they don't exist.
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You are an alien.
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Yes we do.

Tornados and chemtrails are the result.
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
Profound question OP. Maybe some day we will know for sure.
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
According to Phil Schneider, the greys he had a shootout with in a DUMB excreted (shit) directly through their skin.

I would assume that this excretion included the release of gaseous substances, i.e. farts.
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Fucking grow up you retarded cunt havet you got fuck all better to do you moron
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
According to Phil Schneider, the greys he had a shootout with in a DUMB excreted (shit) directly through their skin.

I would assume that this excretion included the release of gaseous substances, i.e. farts.
 Quoting: Fartmaster Fly 35216645

Lends a whole new meaning to SHIT HEAD!
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
According to Phil Schneider, the greys he had a shootout with in a DUMB excreted (shit) directly through their skin.

I would assume that this excretion included the release of gaseous substances, i.e. farts.
 Quoting: Fartmaster Fly 35216645

Lends a whole new meaning to SHIT HEAD!
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cruise
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Re: Do Aliens Fart?
I'd really like to know if they do.

alien16
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aliens breathe methane they fart oxygen

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