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Would you "romance" an alien?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:10 AM
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Would you "romance" an alien?
I would if it didn't give me an intergalactic virus or be too slimy.
Sledster
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10/04/2013 10:11 AM

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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Six foot Blonde?

Maybe if I were single.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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10/04/2013 10:13 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Six foot Blonde?

Maybe if I were single.
 Quoting: Sledster


Ja!
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10/04/2013 10:14 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
if by romance you mean getting it wasted on grog then wrapping its legs up round its head and ramming my cock into its asshole then yes.......yes i would indeed .
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
if by romance you mean getting it wasted on grog then wrapping its legs up round its head and ramming my cock into its asshole then yes.......yes i would indeed .
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Lol. You're NOT from Australia, are you??
wisc_natureboy
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10/04/2013 10:16 AM

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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
If by romance you mean lead at 1055 feet per second?
Then yes.

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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
if by romance you mean getting it wasted on grog then wrapping its legs up round its head and ramming my cock into its asshole then yes.......yes i would indeed .
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Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:33 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
how do you know you are not
doing it already and just
don't know it ??
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:35 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
how do you know you are not
doing it already and just
don't know it ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


there have been some chicks
I have banged that didn't seem
to be human

too far out there

and it would seem our ancestors
couldn't tell them apart either
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:41 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
if by romance you mean getting it wasted on grog then wrapping its legs up round its head and ramming my cock into its asshole then yes.......yes i would indeed .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29523984


I dont think the question was bro-mance.


But yeah, op, some of them are really cute.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:41 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
thres a reason WHY the human women would marry the fallen angels...it would only worry the menfolk so ill leave it at that.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:43 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Yes.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:45 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
I have had sexy with a Mexican lady before.
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10/04/2013 10:49 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
They have no emotions and no genitalia.
And no ears, or hair.
Where's the romance in that?
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 10:52 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Sure. You only live once.
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10/04/2013 10:53 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
there have been some chicks
I have banged that didn't seem
to be human

too far out there

and it would seem our ancestors
couldn't tell them apart either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


matter of fact,

us humans are more than likely
Aliens on this planet

our physique and make-up was not
built to sustain us on this planet.
we have too many flaws as compared
to wild animals in their habitat.

a few examples would be our skins
inability to deal with mass amounts
of direct sunlight. animals do not
get sunburned, yet we humans do

another example is our skeletal system
was not built for heavy gravity planets
which is why most humans have back problems
before reaching age 50

another example would be our life span.

humans live to be around 80-100 yrs old.

Sharks, whales and dolphins and some
reptiles live a lot longer than we do.

it would appear that we humans were
transplanted here from some other place
where there was low gravity

which is why we are so short compared
to tall whites who exceed 12-15 ft
in height. they were raised in an environment
where little gravity allows their bones
to grow longer. excess gravity causes
our own weight to keep our bones from
their full growth potential.

we humans are the aliens here, IMO
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 11:00 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
there have been some chicks
I have banged that didn't seem
to be human

too far out there

and it would seem our ancestors
couldn't tell them apart either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


matter of fact,

us humans are more than likely
Aliens on this planet

our physique and make-up was not
built to sustain us on this planet.
we have too many flaws as compared
to wild animals in their habitat.

a few examples would be our skins
inability to deal with mass amounts
of direct sunlight. animals do not
get sunburned, yet we humans do

another example is our skeletal system
was not built for heavy gravity planets
which is why most humans have back problems
before reaching age 50

another example would be our life span.

humans live to be around 80-100 yrs old.

Sharks, whales and dolphins and some
reptiles live a lot longer than we do.

it would appear that we humans were
transplanted here from some other place
where there was low gravity

which is why we are so short compared
to tall whites who exceed 12-15 ft
in height. they were raised in an environment
where little gravity allows their bones
to grow longer. excess gravity causes
our own weight to keep our bones from
their full growth potential.

we humans are the aliens here, IMO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


Might want to have a look at that asteroid belt again.

Giants here first.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 11:08 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Might want to have a look at that asteroid belt again.

Giants here first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47679794


the giants may have also been transplanted
here from somewhere else.

just because you find something in one place
does not mean that it originated in that
same place.

the more time a species lives in an
environment the more it adapts to
that environment over long periods
of time
Earth Daughter

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10/04/2013 11:23 AM

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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
They have no emotions and no genitalia.
And no ears, or hair.
Where's the romance in that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47863335


I don't think anyone is thinking about the greys. I think they are talking about the ones that look just like us.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 11:23 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Slimey sounds kind of nice.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 11:25 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
I cant come up with a good enough reason to say no... therefore it must yes?
Too Dark Park

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10/04/2013 11:25 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
if by romance you mean getting it wasted on grog then wrapping its legs up round its head and ramming my cock into its asshole then yes.......yes i would indeed .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29523984



PicardBoner
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10/04/2013 11:37 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
there have been some chicks
I have banged that didn't seem
to be human

too far out there

and it would seem our ancestors
couldn't tell them apart either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


matter of fact,

us humans are more than likely
Aliens on this planet

our physique and make-up was not
built to sustain us on this planet.
we have too many flaws as compared
to wild animals in their habitat.

a few examples would be our skins
inability to deal with mass amounts
of direct sunlight. animals do not
get sunburned, yet we humans do

another example is our skeletal system
was not built for heavy gravity planets
which is why most humans have back problems
before reaching age 50

another example would be our life span.

humans live to be around 80-100 yrs old.

Sharks, whales and dolphins and some
reptiles live a lot longer than we do.

it would appear that we humans were
transplanted here from some other place
where there was low gravity

which is why we are so short compared
to tall whites who exceed 12-15 ft
in height. they were raised in an environment
where little gravity allows their bones
to grow longer. excess gravity causes
our own weight to keep our bones from
their full growth potential.

we humans are the aliens here, IMO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


Might want to have a look at that asteroid belt again.

Giants here first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47679794

I agree.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2013 11:38 AM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Might want to have a look at that asteroid belt again.

Giants here first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47679794


the giants may have also been transplanted
here from somewhere else.

just because you find something in one place
does not mean that it originated in that
same place.

the more time a species lives in an
environment the more it adapts to
that environment over long periods
of time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47868714


True, One becomes annoyed with the leading post such as this, hidden racism and what not.

lead them "Its the white guy that's the alien".

Much like my response on the elder generation.

Its those that lead.

The art and eyes lie not, it has been the "white" guy enslaved and eaten on all continents. There is no made up fable that replaces truth.

So in some delusional mind they enslave and eat "alines" because.....
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10/04/2013 12:27 PM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
If it sucks my cock like a pro, yes, as long as it would swallow all of the load....
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10/04/2013 12:45 PM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
If it sucks my cock like a pro, yes, as long as it would swallow all of the load....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47801634


aliens love sperm samples

makes their experiments easier
with a willing victim
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10/04/2013 12:47 PM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Janine; defined as a ray of light.

go figure.
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
if by romance you mean getting it wasted on grog then wrapping its legs up round its head and ramming my cock into its asshole then yes.......yes i would indeed .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29523984



:PicardBoner:
 Quoting: Too Dark Park


lmao
grimloche

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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
I already tried to. She moved away. ufo56

Last Edited by grimloche on 10/04/2013 12:54 PM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
Yes they can do it in the air, what fun!
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10/04/2013 01:24 PM
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Re: Would you "romance" an alien?
i'd love to do a green chick... o yea

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