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How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?

 
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How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
More Christian idiocy at its very finest.

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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Then tell me what the flames of hell represent and I'll show you how fos you are.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Then tell me what the flames of hell represent and I'll show you how fos you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Read the thread in my signature. But read stating an opinion, deal?
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Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Then tell me what the flames of hell represent and I'll show you how fos you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Read the thread in my signature. But read stating an opinion, deal?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yep, you're a bona fide idiot dog there Fido.
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Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Then tell me what the flames of hell represent and I'll show you how fos you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Read the thread in my signature. But read stating an opinion, deal?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yep, you're a bona fide idiot dog there Fido.
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Hmmm, very enlightening argument. Really deep and intelligent.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
flames have the ability to constrain/bind the spirit\soul.
being restricted or bound for an eternity and being unable to be free oneself of ones destructive cycles is torment.

is it literal or is it a metaphor? truth is real on all levels of conscious/awareness.

we are sentient creatures.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.

Last Edited by Dace on 10/04/2013 02:26 PM
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
flames have the ability to constrain/bind the spirit\soul.
being restricted or bound for an eternity and being unable to be free oneself of ones destructive cycles is torment.

is it literal or is it a metaphor? truth is real on all levels of conscious/awareness.

we are sentient creatures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47175432


Where in the Bible do you get this? If you can't find it in Scripture then it's only your opinion and not Christian Dog-ma.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
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I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
 Quoting: Dace


My own view was that roman purgatory became hell when those fat assholes lit a smoke close to one of their fat assholes.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
 Quoting: Dace


I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


You really are a dim bulb aren't you kid
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
 Quoting: Dace


I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


well....what kind of question is OP's?.....let me just run on down to hell and ask.....or maybe I can check twitter or google it...

we might as well be debating what god likes for lunch.
....I vote Turkey and cheese sammitches.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
it's a matter of Faith.

you have to have Faith that you will burn in Hell if you don't do what yer told.

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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
 Quoting: Dace


I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Interesting thread in sig so far.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Hell is a complete disconnection from God..
Do you have eyes to see, ears to hear and a heart to understand? JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY WAY to SALVATION, DELIVERANCE and PEACE! Soon his grace will be taken from the earth and his WRATH will be poured out. Accept JESUS CHRIST while the GRACE of GOD is still available. May the Peace of God be with you! Love, Pray, Repent and Forgive.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
 Quoting: Dace


I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Interesting thread in sig so far.
 Quoting: Special needs


See...only another retard likes it.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Hell is a complete disconnection from God..
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And how exactly can God not be somewhere? Idiot.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
Its figurative...
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Then tell me what the flames of hell represent and I'll show you how fos you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


This isn't my favorite subject, but it should be said. Eternity without God is the worst experience anyone can experience. It was NOT created for people. Its not where you belong, however, if you reject God..when is the ultimate rejection of life--thats all there is. Even if there wasn't a hell with eternal fires..there might as well be, since..any existence without God..is just as good or more than the worst imaginable.

God doesn't send you to hell. Its a choice..just like everything else. If you're drowning..and I throw you a life preserver..and you refuse to take it..I didn't drown you. You did.

I'm sorry. I hate this subject because its painful..but..

it is what it is.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
ANSWER:

Oil is organic.......when our cars burn it....it passes on to hell.

Since it came from dinosaurs and we all know those are a satanic God-believing test put here by Satan, the fuel for the lake of fire is simply going home as we use it all up here on earth.

And as we all know.....spirit gas + spirit bad people is a bad mix.

The lake of fire was actually an accident....Hell used to be a fun place until ONE retard demon sparked up a joint of spirit weed too close to the dino-sludge ponds way back in the day.
 Quoting: Dace


I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Interesting thread in sig so far.
 Quoting: Special needs


See...only another retard likes it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Did you read it? have an opinion on it? too weak minded to understand it? whats your thoughts?
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
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Christians don't know how to apply allegory. They MUST take everything literal, because if they don't their whole system of beliefs start to crumble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Well, I'm a christian and I know EXACTLY what figurative means.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Then tell me what the flames of hell represent and I'll show you how fos you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


This isn't my favorite subject, but it should be said. Eternity without God is the worst experience anyone can experience. It was NOT created for people. Its not where you belong, however, if you reject God..when is the ultimate rejection of life--thats all there is. Even if there wasn't a hell with eternal fires..there might as well be, since..any existence without God..is just as good or more than the worst imaginable.

God doesn't send you to hell. Its a choice..just like everything else. If you're drowning..and I throw you a life preserver..and you refuse to take it..I didn't drown you. You did.

I'm sorry. I hate this subject because its painful..but..

it is what it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17268859


Again, idiot, how does one escape God?
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I want to believe you are trolling/kidding.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Interesting thread in sig so far.
 Quoting: Special needs


See...only another retard likes it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Did you read it? have an opinion on it? too weak minded to understand it? whats your thoughts?
 Quoting: Special needs


I don't read a wall of text when I know it comes from a Christian first of all. Christians are idiots. Second, when I skim it and see the gist of it that anti christ is a computer, that also confirms that he's an idiot. And third, when YOU defend it, that clinches the deal that he's an idiot.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
The use of the words hell, eternal torment, judgment,
Kingdom of God,,,etc. are all figurative, since they
refer to abstract concepts.

You can see, touch, or measure things of the senses, but
abstractions aren't experienced directly.

You see red objects, but you don't see redness.

Also, it is a mystery how the physical world is registered
by the psyche. We aren't robots, so feeling things in the
sense of a psychic experience is fully possible; dreams
are a good example...
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
it's too difficult to get into an explanation
that would be 5 pages long
and rambling
make no sense to anyone but me
only half describe it
and also be half wrong
can't pin it down in a simple statement
ask Jesus to show you

sometimes there is a giant (size of a mountain) 5 eyed monster that breathes the fire like a dragon
other times it's more like a paradox that burns your spirit
sometimes it's being cast as victims
sometimes like taking others punishments
and sometimes
if your lucky
you get to go be burned as someone that did a boo-boo to you
knowing they will inevitably end up at that point in time and be the one to feel it too
just for the satisfaction of knowing the job has been done
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Interesting thread in sig so far.
 Quoting: Special needs


See...only another retard likes it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Did you read it? have an opinion on it? too weak minded to understand it? whats your thoughts?
 Quoting: Special needs


I don't read a wall of text when I know it comes from a Christian first of all. Christians are idiots. Second, when I skim it and see the gist of it that anti christ is a computer, that also confirms that he's an idiot. And third, when YOU defend it, that clinches the deal that he's an idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


I didn't defend it, I said it was interesting. and then I asked you if you read it. and you haven't, so your comment is invalid.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
The use of the words hell, eternal torment, judgment,
Kingdom of God,,,etc. are all figurative, since they
refer to abstract concepts.

You can see, touch, or measure things of the senses, but
abstractions aren't experienced directly.

You see red objects, but you don't see redness.

Also, it is a mystery how the physical world is registered
by the psyche. We aren't robots, so feeling things in the
sense of a psychic experience is fully possible; dreams
are a good example...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47820996


I don't want mumbo jumbo, I want someone with a brain and someone to give me scripture to tell me how hell fire burns fucking dead people.
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Re: How exactly do the flames of hell burn and torment a dead spirit?
it's too difficult to get into an explanation
that would be 5 pages long
and rambling
make no sense to anyone but me
only half describe it
and also be half wrong
can't pin it down in a simple statement
ask Jesus to show you

sometimes there is a giant (size of a mountain) 5 eyed monster that breathes the fire like a dragon
other times it's more like a paradox that burns your spirit
sometimes it's being cast as victims
sometimes like taking others punishments
and sometimes
if your lucky
you get to go be burned as someone that did a boo-boo to you
knowing they will inevitably end up at that point in time and be the one to feel it too
just for the satisfaction of knowing the job has been done
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47862176


get your head out of your ass or bong hole.
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See...only another retard likes it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


Did you read it? have an opinion on it? too weak minded to understand it? whats your thoughts?
 Quoting: Special needs


I don't read a wall of text when I know it comes from a Christian first of all. Christians are idiots. Second, when I skim it and see the gist of it that anti christ is a computer, that also confirms that he's an idiot. And third, when YOU defend it, that clinches the deal that he's an idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2098194


I didn't defend it, I said it was interesting. and then I asked you if you read it. and you haven't, so your comment is invalid.
 Quoting: Special needs


You're an idiot who thinks it's interesting. Hence it's idiotic, idiot.

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