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Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.

 
Prognosis II
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Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
I wrote this blogpost (below) at the end of August 2012. And nothing happened. I am still here, unabducted, safe in my fearfully-normal life.

I'm here, if you think you're hard enough, "Come on, aliens, abduct me AND be brave enough to let me a) take pictures of our meeting and b) report my findings on this blog."

"Are ya man enough, aliens?"

ARE YA?


READ ON...
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10/04/2013 04:15 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
So you were not abducted by an alien pussy?
Prognosis II (OP)
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10/04/2013 04:16 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
So you were not abducted by an alien pussy?
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Yeah, the pussies didn't abduct me.

;)
Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs
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10/04/2013 04:17 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
So you were not abducted by an alien pussy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38337942


Yeah, the pussies didn't abduct me.

;)
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You could be posting from a spaceship
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10/04/2013 04:20 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
Now I'm curious... Imagine what alien pussy would smell like? Ouch
Prognosis II
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10/06/2013 04:27 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
Now I'm curious... Imagine what alien pussy would smell like? Ouch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38337942


The PUSSY monster (in a cookie monster voice).

lolatu

This is probably better than my original thread topic, "Demanded abduction, denied."
Prognosis II
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10/06/2013 04:28 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
So you were not abducted by an alien pussy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38337942


Yeah, the pussies didn't abduct me.

;)
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You could be posting from a spaceship
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47856178


Spaceship Earth. Maybe they don't need us to be abducted, because we're already theirs?

I like it. Doom-laden.
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10/06/2013 04:32 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
So you were not abducted by an alien pussy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38337942


Yeah, the pussies didn't abduct me.

;)
 Quoting: Prognosis II 17875176


You could be posting from a spaceship
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47856178


Spaceship Earth. Maybe they don't need us to be abducted, because we're already theirs?

I like it. Doom-laden.
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They know a lot about human nature already
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10/06/2013 08:36 AM
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Yeah, the pussies didn't abduct me.

;)
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You could be posting from a spaceship
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47856178


Spaceship Earth. Maybe they don't need us to be abducted, because we're already theirs?

I like it. Doom-laden.
 Quoting: Prognosis II 25388990


They know a lot about human nature already
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 47913744


They are busy getting around to the Christmas season. Mail is slow this time of year. Your request is most likely sitting down the bottom of the Alien Pussy Directors in-basket. It will probably get to the top of the inbox till mid November. So you most likely will not be around for Christmas. Good luck OP and keep us posted. banana2
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
Good luck OP and keep us posted. banana2
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You reckon there's CHOKING RED TAPE among the Alien Abductor-Muscle Community?

Roll on another pagan festival, then.
Prognosis II
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10/06/2013 09:16 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
PS: still here.

taunter
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10/06/2013 09:43 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
Oh you have been abducted and had sexual things done to you. you had your memory wiped and just don't remember that alien Johnson in your butt.
If it ain't fried in Lard, it ain't real food.
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10/06/2013 12:38 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
Oh you have been abducted and had sexual things done to you. you had your memory wiped and just don't remember that alien Johnson in your butt.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


Spikk Inglish bwoy!
Prognosis II
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10/07/2013 03:01 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
actually, I did a similar thing a few months ago:

INVITATION TO BE SPIRIT HACKED
[link to mikephilbin.blogspot.co.uk]


and nothing happened then, either

I'm still here, no CONTACT

maybe I just SMELL FUNNY to the alien fraternity? Or maybe it's all just MADE UP MUMBO JUMBO on the part of our mind-controlling academic institutions, god bless them.

lolatu
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02/11/2014 02:48 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
So, I expanded my 'direct challenge' out to ALL TRANSDIMENSIONALS and still nothing, no broken veil of reality with a hearty (or threatening) Fuck You Philbin from a leery faced foe!

[link to mikephilbin.blogspot.co.uk]

Nothing, nada, nowt.
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02/11/2014 04:33 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
I wrote this blogpost (below) at the end of August 2012. And nothing happened. I am still here, unabducted, safe in my fearfully-normal life.

I'm here, if you think you're hard enough, "Come on, aliens, abduct me AND be brave enough to let me a) take pictures of our meeting and b) report my findings on this blog."

"Are ya man enough, aliens?"

ARE YA?


READ ON...
 Quoting: Prognosis II 17875176


your blood holds nothing of interest to them
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02/11/2014 04:38 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
Next time try bathing
You can ignore the consequences of
your actions, but you cannot ignore
the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

Ayn Rand
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02/11/2014 04:43 PM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
They didn't need your DNA. Same reason they don't abduct blacks.
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02/13/2014 11:31 AM
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Re: Alien pussies didn't abduct me despite a direct challenge.
I wrote this blogpost (below) at the end of August 2012. And nothing happened. I am still here, unabducted, safe in my fearfully-normal life.

I'm here, if you think you're hard enough, "Come on, aliens, abduct me AND be brave enough to let me a) take pictures of our meeting and b) report my findings on this blog."

"Are ya man enough, aliens?"

ARE YA?


READ ON...
 Quoting: Prognosis II 17875176


Have you considered that you may not be tempting enough for them?

Last Edited by flamengo on 02/13/2014 11:31 AM

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