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9 Volt Cold Cure - Poor Man's Zapper Works in Three Minutes

 
Cilantro
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I've been suffering a hacking phlegmy cough for a week -- a cold that seems to be going around. Been huffing Oregano Oil in boiling water which helped a lot but didn't kll it all. Tonight I tried the 9 Volt battery Poor Man's Zapper that Rocketrod posted months ago and after only the initial three minute tapping all my sinus symptoms and cough have completely dried up! I feel great!

Hope this helps others. Thanks to Rocketrod :

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POOR MAN´S ZAPPER
I post this information for people who may not be able to afford a zapper.
If you´ve read Hulda Clark´s books
she gave the the simple solution for the financially challenged to cure themselves of parasites,ultra simple,buy a 9 volt battery.Hulda states that by using a square wave frequency the zapper kills ALL types of parasites,and it can be done in a total of one hour.

Wet the finger of one hand and place it on either of the battery terminals.Wet the finger of the other hand and tap the other terminal as fast as you can,
usually 3 minutes will kill most parasites,7 minutes will kill all the nasties.All that is needed is a square wave.The rapid tapping with a finger creates a square wave.The speed or frequency of the square wave is not critical.It merely works by tapping.

For the worst kind of parasites one zaps for 7 minutes.This kills the parasite itself,but there are bacteria living in the parasites who packed bags and left the parasites because they were dead.So a person waits for 20 minutes while the bacteria finish packing bags.One again zaps for 7 minutes,this kills the bacteria.Again wait 20 minutes while the viruses pack their bags and exit the dead bacteria.One more 7 minute zapping kills the exited virus.Process complete.

charlie
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THANK YOU!
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Cilantro (OP)
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Give this a try. Love to hear your results.
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thanks
been wanting to try this . needed the
3 x 20 info
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05/19/2006 01:59 PM
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"Do the dead parasites come out in the poo?
If so, that would be 'scusting"

Yep. Really big ones come out and hide in your Lunch Box.

monster
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Go for it Eat, Gotta big and strong for what's coming, as you know so well.
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How bad does it sting when you use the 9v battery to do the tapping? I want to brace for the pain.
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05/19/2006 02:19 PM
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Would taking an electrical cord cutting the end off and plugging it into the wall and electrocudont_use_thisf with it have the same effect? I know I can take high voltages of electric current, never knew this actually killed prarsites.
Cilantro
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There is no physical pain or sensation, like you would have if you touch the terminals to your tongue. But at an energetic level you may feel something clearing as you tap. Feels good.
Cilantro
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05/19/2006 02:24 PM
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Has to be DC current, low voltage.
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I have to laugh because I am picturing how many people are going to be zapping themselves tonight!! lmao

IT REMINDS ME OF HOW IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LICK YOUR ELBOW.
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SOME OF YOU TRIED LICKING YOUR ELBOW, DIDN'T YOU??? lmao
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05/19/2006 02:32 PM
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Do NOT use over 30 Volts!!!

You can build a 555 timer circuit cheap from radio shack If you can solder and strip wire.

I was running at 12-14 Hz but works better at 2 KHz. Mine is adjustable freq.
8-12 Hz has a lot of sting on the negative lead.

The 555 only takes 15 V max! But you can put a transistor or FET driver on the output if you want to run more voltage. I run about 22V for zapping leg to leg or arm to arm. I also use large pads with towels soaked in salt water to increase conductivity.

Seems to work! I haven't caught a cold since using it.

Last night I was getting a sore throat. So I lowered the current a bit (adjustable) and zapped my throat. Was fine this morning.

Stan P.
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Yeah, when you connect it it stings. So does low freq pulses.

A 2 Khz 555 timer is great.

You get less sting at 2 KHz.

Does DC work? I though it was the edges (switching on/off) that generated the frequencies needed.

Stan P.
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OH! The "tapping" generates the pulses.

I bet it does sting though.

Stan P.
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Too reduce the sting...

You might pick up some RESISTORS at Radio Shack to put in series with the battery.

A potentiometer- Adjustable from Zero to about 10K should do it. Maybe 100 K.

Stan P.
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Stan, I just said that there is no physical sensation, just energetic if you are sensitive enough. It's just a 9 volt battery. LOL
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Who has keys like that anymore EAT?
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Anyone else had a cold this week?
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You can stick nine volts to your tongue at see if they are still good.

You will be able to tell an almost dead battery to a full charge.

Wonder if you don't have to scrap your tongue after that. All those bacteria gone ,hmm.
when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
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Thanks for the info Rocketrod!

What do you consider the best material or coating for the electrodes if one use an electronic zapper?

I guess it would be gold.
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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>If you´ve read Hulda Clark´s books

I've read some of her books, and I've read opposing views.

I know she has killed people who trusted her advice.

I know she is a hack who is in it for the money.

I know that I wouldn't trust ANYTHING she offered.
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so what does touching the battery's terminals with your tongue do?
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Thanks for the advice some.
Docs killed millions already and one can never prevent a few to die.

And docs don't take money, sure.
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I once accidentally put on hand on a solid metal ground and the other on a shorted out nineteen-thousand volt transfomer.

Don't know if it knocked out any parasites but it knocked me out colder than a turd faster than the speed of thought. Turned me into electro-vibro man for about 3 hours. (NOT recomended.)

AND made a Believer out of me...
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I wasn't sure I believed that any current would pass when touching the battery leads of a small 9v battery with different hands so I measured the amount of current flow and got about 30 micro amps with wet fingers and only about 10 micro amps with dry fingers.
That's .00003 amps and .00001 amps respectively.

Does this low amperage sound like it will have effect on an invading organism in the body?
I'm not sure I buy this...
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Any good recomendations for someone who has some money ?
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'I once accidentally put on hand on a solid metal ground and the other on a shorted out nineteen-thousand volt transfomer."


That must have been a "electrifying" experience for you?

stars
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"Any good recomendations for someone who has some money ?"


Buy a 12 volt battery? 1dunno1
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I'm using a 555 timer to generate 2,000 CPS (Hz) Pulses.

I get typically 1-5 mA (.001 - .005 Amps) but can get up to 20 mA from thigh to thigh.

I'm running 22 Volts with a transistor on the 555 output. (the 555 only works up to 15V.)

I use copper foil about the size om my palm and wetted towles with a little salt.

If you put an LED in series with the bettery, you can tell how much current is flowing. When the led gets bright Im'near 20 mA. (I used a scope across the 100 ohm resistor in series with the output. I also have a 10k pot to adjust the output and another pot to change frequency.

Seems to work! I wonder if it will kill Bird Flu?

Stan Plock
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