Guys...you're not going to believe this...but I am drinking in D.C. with Congressmen right now!

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The joke giveaway was "Kool Aid", guys...

Yeah. I can see that! It looks like you some running down yur chin you fucking cum guzzler....

*snickers* Funny.

(I caught the joke/sarcasm right away) =)

Guys...I am the luckiest guy right now. Just 15 minutes ago I was sandwiched between Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin and they were making out with me at the same time! They are way hotter in person than on TV....maybe it's the kool-aid...I don't know what's in this shit, but it's AWESOME! I'm kind of concerned about inviting Sarah back to my hotel room, though, because she's an older lady, and we all know how Trip turned out....what do guys think? Should I hit it and quit it? She is looking at me from across the bar right now.... I sent her to get me some more kool-aid and her some more Jack Daniels (she drinks me under the table! You Alaskans are CRAZY!). She seems like the kind who would probably stalk me if I tell her I'll call her and then don't.... Hmmmm.....

Now you know why Russians like Vodka so much.

You should go with Palin and then stake out the house of Putin, remember she has a great view of Russia from her house. You could do at least a great deed for your country to try and spy on them at same time scoring.....

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You know what, man? That seems like a great idea....except shit just got super weird here. I was sweet-talking Sarah, right? And I thought I had this thing in the bag...I was about ready to swoop her up and outta here....and then who shows up? FUCKING TODD PALIN. Her damn husband. But yo....check this out......he walks up to us and he says, "Hey, honey, who you talkin' to?" to Sarah, and then Sarah says, "This is my new friend, Cory," and winks at me right in front of him, "I think we should take him home with us".

At this point I'm thinking "This is getting a little weird" and I started feeling uncomfortable....and then Todd Palin reached over, squeezed my ass, winked at me, too, and said to Sarah, "I think that would be a great idea". OMG...... I said, "I need another drink..." and walked away....I'm pretty sure Todd was staring at my ass while I did that.....

And now here I am...back typing this to you guys....

Advice, please??? I don't think spying on the Ruskies is worth all of this............

You're an embarrassment to WI, leave now.

Guys! Hey, you guys! I just fucked Yulia Tymoshenko!

Hey, could you ask Reid and McCain if we can have our Bill of Rights back? Thanks.

Ask them to take you to my house in their private jet and promise them a Kilo of raw Colombian blow..

When you guys arrive, I'll slash your fucking throats and we'll be one step closer to a better world, you dick-licking fuck!

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