Why are guys penis sizes not listed like height and weight?

LOL

What I want to know is why you only ever measure longitude and not latitude....

I'm not sure about that. 8" with a nice diameter sounds great but what if it was on a 5' 2" 320 pound ginger.

Would you want to ride that?

Well it might be a good idea, if they also had Pussy Depth.
I hate only going in 1/4 of the way most of the time!

6 Inches hard, 5 inches around, 3 inches floppy. Mr Average cock reporting in!

God dammit. I deleted all my TAXMASTER smilies...

yes height and weight is more important OP, you're correct.

Why did I even click this thread? SMH...

But if you want penis size listed as an important measurement. Then i also want vagina type listed, i especially want to know if its just the boring un-exciting slit with no labia showing, or the fleshy big labia hanging down type which is way more exciting.

I wish it was so women knew what I had. I'm 23, 175 lbs 6ft tall. 8.5" long 6.25" girth. Been complimented on it many ttimes. Quite happy with it..

That would suck to be like 6`6" and have a 3 inch dick.
That's the reason.

Listed as follows
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Oo la large
5 DONG
6. Heat seeking moisture missile

Cums in all sizes

Dunno.

Like an old cowboy I used to work with once said I want a set of "Labia" hanging down like saddle bags!

I tell yah what When I was a 185 lb crackhead "amphetamine addict" I was rockin like 8.5 inches and I was pretty proud of that.
Now that I'm a slightly overweight average Joe, I'm only packin like 6.5 on a good day...... kinda sad and Ironic....

Because men would only use 3 size categories
Large
Extra Large
Liar

Not everyone is familiar with how to use a micrometer.

I respect and admire a man who is morally strong and works hard to better himself and his family.

A guy that prides himself because of a physical attribute that came from his genetic code that he had no control over probably doesn't have much else going for him.

I'm 2 inches.....



from the floor....

if the fore finger and ring finger are close to the same length , then good bet the man is packing a rocket.

how my nursey friend with benefits got interested in me and that was her secret

I think I remember reading that means there was also more testosterone in the womb.

don't want vagina size, but I'd like a clear account on number of bitch outbreaks per week in return.

You'll probably find it's still the same, just struggling to get out of an extra 2" of fat.

You're pretty short

All this talk about Meat Curtains..

I say Tattoo it across the forehead.
Along with cut or not, HIV status, and net income..
Sometimes you can read a book by its cover, and eat it too... or something..

Because, just like height and weight, it'd be exaggerated.

ppl would be like i want to be tall, i want to lose weight n then when u add penize size they will want bigger dong

Seriously? Do think there's a woman in the world that even cares if Gene Simmons has a penis?

When you ladies stop hiding behind the pounds of makeup and show is the real beast behind the curtain then we'll start advertising penis size. At least with men it's a mystery what we have in our pants. With women and their makeup, body shapers, and fake nails and eyelashes etc, it seems more along the lines of false advertisement/deception.

Men should have to always wear a tie that is the same dimensions, women wear one with the size she is looking for.

most important.

Side note... Stop worrying about the size of your pecker and focus on you as a person.. That's what girls care about.
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