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Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??

 
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Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
Crazy, but this documentary presents scientific evidence...


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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
From documentary:

"In lieu of this archaeological, scientific, and circumstantial evidence, it is clear that Jesus Christ is the genetic offspring of the God of Israel, as his father is proven to be a non-human humanoid (i.e., an extraterrestrial - to be specific, an Anunnaki). It is also clear that, as a separate matter, Jesus the demigod is spiritually enlightened, as evidenced by the miraculous quality of his dried blood. He is the only known enlightened half-god to have ever been born. His blood, spilled onto the Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant during the crucifixion, is evidence of the skillful and compassionate mystical ritual enacted by his biological father, The God of Israel, who later raised his son from the dead and made him immortal."
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I wonder, if the Turin Shroud's genuine, can't they get DNA from it?
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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
From documentary:

"In lieu of this archaeological, scientific, and circumstantial evidence, it is clear that Jesus Christ is the genetic offspring of the God of Israel, as his father is proven to be a non-human humanoid (i.e., an extraterrestrial - to be specific, an Anunnaki). It is also clear that, as a separate matter, Jesus the demigod is spiritually enlightened, as evidenced by the miraculous quality of his dried blood. He is the only known enlightened half-god to have ever been born. His blood, spilled onto the Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant during the crucifixion, is evidence of the skillful and compassionate mystical ritual enacted by his biological father, The God of Israel, who later raised his son from the dead and made him immortal."
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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
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... actually Mary is a surrogate mother ...
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... Yeshua has only human DNA BEFORE the "fall" ...
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Amos 5:13
timelines and Celebrations of Yeshua - [link to www.grafted-promise.net]
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Sounds like Greek Mythology. You know Zeus and many of offsprings with human females....
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From documentary:

"In lieu of this archaeological, scientific, and circumstantial evidence, it is clear that Jesus Christ is the genetic offspring of the God of Israel, as his father is proven to be a non-human humanoid (i.e., an extraterrestrial - to be specific, an Anunnaki). It is also clear that, as a separate matter, Jesus the demigod is spiritually enlightened, as evidenced by the miraculous quality of his dried blood. He is the only known enlightened half-god to have ever been born. His blood, spilled onto the Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant during the crucifixion, is evidence of the skillful and compassionate mystical ritual enacted by his biological father, The God of Israel, who later raised his son from the dead and made him immortal."
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WOW THANKS OP

The one sentence in your OP has me convinced that it is in my best interest to waste 80 minutes of my time watching this crackpot film!
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I wonder, if the Turin Shroud's genuine, can't they get DNA from it?
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Reminds me of an episode of 'The Outer Limits' where they do just that... with some pretty terrible consequences.
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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Technically speaking, if Jesus rose from the dead and left the earth and is presently not living on the earth, then Jesus IS an alien with respect to this planet earth.
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Technically speaking, if Jesus rose from the dead and left the earth and is presently not living on the earth, then Jesus IS an alien with respect to this planet earth.
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That is correct.

Jesus Christ is the ONLY One true God, [with a capital G] of heaven and earth.

To understand this correctly read the following:

Thread: WHY WAS GOD BORN A MAN?

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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
Crazy, but this documentary presents scientific evidence...



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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
Jesus is God...he raised himself from the dead. He is not an alien...he is our creator who created us in his image. We are spirit beings in physical bodies having a human experience.

John 2:19 – Jesus answered them, “Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.”

Genesis 1:27 - So God created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
Crazy, but this documentary presents scientific evidence...



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Crazy, but this documentary presents scientific evidence...



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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
Technically speaking, if Jesus rose from the dead and left the earth and is presently not living on the earth, then Jesus IS an alien with respect to this planet earth.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
Technically speaking, if Jesus rose from the dead and left the earth and is presently not living on the earth, then Jesus IS an alien with respect to this planet earth.
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I thought this was already known by everyone...?
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Another un informed idiot
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Re: Proof that Jesus is Half Alien??
I didn't watch the vid, but the scriptures seem to show two individuals in the text--the descendants of Ayil--the children of Adam, and the descendants of rebel angels who were grafted into Adam's family tree--SCIONS.

The Jesus character absolutely fits the identity of the Nephilim seed--two-in-one. The ancients called them the Chimera. Interesting that the descendants of Gomer (from Japheth) were also called Chimerra or Chimerrians (also spelled Cimmerians).

History documents the alliances between rebel angels and certain descendants of Adam, and that those descendants were subsequently genetically mixed out and in exchange were given advanced technology to be used to subdue and destroy those who remain of Adam's descendants.
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I didn't watch the vid, but the scriptures seem to show two individuals in the text--the descendants of Ayil--the children of Adam, and the descendants of rebel angels who were grafted into Adam's family tree--SCIONS.

The Jesus character absolutely fits the identity of the Nephilim seed--two-in-one. The ancients called them the Chimera. Interesting that the descendants of Gomer (from Japheth) were also called Chimerra or Chimerrians (also spelled Cimmerians).

History documents the alliances between rebel angels and certain descendants of Adam, and that those descendants were subsequently genetically mixed out and in exchange were given advanced technology to be used to subdue and destroy those who remain of Adam's descendants.
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Forgot to add that a Chimera is a genetic hybrid consisting of at least two different sets of DNA from different species.
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I thought this was already known by everyone...?
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it should be! but sadly not :-( i have been looking for a documentary like this forever actually...purely scientific evidence, amazing!
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Eh ... I don't get you , weird songs as favorite I know pointing is illegal , dumb texts realy , write a email about why so uncentered •.
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This documentary was to be aired by the Discovery Channel, put was pulled by someone at the top! I wonder why...
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This documentary was to be aired by the Discovery Channel, put was pulled by someone at the top! I wonder why...
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I know that you are being facetious when you say "I wonder why", but I would like to obnoxiously answer that rhetorical question: the documentary was pulled because it takes Yahushua's divinity and enlightenment from a faith-based belief to a scientific fact - a bit dangerous to the establishment, I think.
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Crazy, but this documentary presents scientific evidence...



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