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Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!

 
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Going to the grocery store is about to get a lot more personal: one of the biggest names in food is preparing to launch “smart shelves” to gather intelligence on consumers and customize their shopping experience.

Mondelēz International, the parent company of Kraft Foods, plans on having their space-age smart shelves rolled out on supermarket floors sometime in 2015. And if all goes as planned, soon after the multi-national corporation behind products such as Chips Ahoy, Oreo, Wheat Thins and Ritz will begin collecting analytics about impulse buys and learn new ways to bring customers the products they crave.

The devices — still in development — will rely on high-tech sensors to snoop in on the facial features of shoppers and predict roughly their age and sex. From there, a database of intelligence can be matched in real-time and allow Mondelēz to make recommendations, offer discounts and practically any other imaginable option. All, of course, specific to how the company's data perceives that type of customer.

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I wonder if any time someone with bloodshot eyes gets scanned, a red arrow flashes pointing to the Doritos?
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With so many people waking up, I bet any store that installs that will end up losing business.
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Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
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Time to start making homemade cookies again! If they do some retarded shit like that, I won't be buying their crap (that's what it is and they know it) anymore.

My daughter likes to bake her own goods anyways.
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Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
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“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35083402


Good idea. But then you'll def get stopped/harassed by the cops. So that won't work either.
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Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
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Good idea. But then you'll def get strip-searched and beaten by the cops. So that won't work either.
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Fixed it for ya
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Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
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LMAO!!! That was brilliant and funny as hell.
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Just stand in front of the cookies and start making all sorts of weird faces for the hell of it.
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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
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Good idea. But then you'll def get strip-searched and beaten by the cops. So that won't work either.
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Fixed it for ya
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ROFL!! Yep, that's about right 1rof1
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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
Well, you could pretend you are a Muslim female and wear a full burka. ;)
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Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
the majority already do this now

they have surveil cameras at every checkout
line that have facial recognition software
built in

this is exactly how they prosecute
identity theft and bad checks
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10/17/2013 02:54 PM
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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
Wear a ski mask or Halloween mask while grocery shopping.
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Exactly what I thought. This f$&king world!
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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
Easy. Shop the outside for produce/meats/dairy.

Leave the processed shit in the middle alone.
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10/17/2013 02:58 PM
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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
When you pay plastic, "they" know a shit ton about you already. I'm pretty sure face reck has secretly been around a lot already. Like when you enter larger cities Federal Court houses and place like that.
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Re: Coming soon to a grocery store near you. FACIAL SCANNING when you buy Oreos!! Seriously!!
I wonder if any time someone with bloodshot eyes gets scanned, a red arrow flashes pointing to the Doritos?
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And then a call goes out to the local police for possible driving while drunk or stoned.
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KEEP YOUR HOODYS ON AND YOUR BLINDS DOWN

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