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Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?

 
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10/16/2013 01:53 PM
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Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049


that's bullshit, you can pull it out but there's a MAX amount you can withdraw per day. Try pulling out $2,000 per day....
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10/16/2013 01:54 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Even in australia for more than 10k you have to phone the bank ahead of time and organise it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31894440


Same with Canada... there are limits. Not that I am siding with the bank, but they do this to prevent fraud.
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lol just lol
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10/16/2013 02:18 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Yea this is normal.
Large sums of money take a few business days.
There was nothing "denied" about it retard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48449485


Be a little more patient with him. 19 of 20 people cannot imagine 97% per cent of the money exists only inside the computer, not as cash.
Even harder to grasp, thus 999 of 1000 cannot imagine money is created as debt.
Banking - the Greatest Scam on Earth
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 Quoting: Halfing



Your post is so true and to the point it should be emblazoned on the top page of every thread. It's all a giant scam and the only thing that keeps it going is naive belief.....and a lot of guns.
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10/16/2013 02:18 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
They also have to fill out a special form and report you to the IRS for any withdrawal/transfer/deposit over $9,999.
 Quoting: Chrit


Or they can file a suspicious activity report if you withdraw any amount. If the teller wants to. It's insane.
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10/16/2013 02:24 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049



Your money isn't there...takes them awhile to storm other places to get you 'your' money
:)
Be thankful you got a little of cash (was it in cash) or draft? . you got your balance on that little piece of paper receipt?. that is your money..
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hesright
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Yes,he is, but here where I live I don't get €2000 in cash denied.Yet.
If all people went to withdraw all their money from banks, it would crash the system because they don't have all that physical money in safes. They use it for their "dirty economic games".
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10/16/2013 02:25 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Yea this is normal.
Large sums of money take a few business days.
There was nothing "denied" about it retard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48449485


Be a little more patient with him. 19 of 20 people cannot imagine 97% per cent of the money exists only inside the computer, not as cash.
Even harder to grasp, thus 999 of 1000 cannot imagine money is created as debt.
Banking - the Greatest Scam on Earth
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Halfing


And THAT^^ too.
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10/16/2013 02:31 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?

Please learn, it is not your 27.000$. You got a claim against the bank. They owe it to you, but it is their money.
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who are you bankster
when money is in my account
its my
 Quoting: Face Palmer


money is debt

google is your friend

you are in a false paradigm, educate yourself out of it
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10/16/2013 02:31 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
me too. wanna know why you may be a terrorist. Seriously its new laws to fight terror.
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10/16/2013 02:35 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Now you know what your daily task will be for the next 13 banking days.

When Germany asks for their gold what was the answer, come back in 2015 or something like that.
 Quoting: MHz


I just read the other day there are 1000's of tons of gold being stored in all places....Hawaii

Was a woman banker whistle blower

Saw it via a link on this site
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10/16/2013 03:03 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049



LISTEN TO ME..

Get your ass back to that bank TODAY. Ask for certified bank drafts to your own name in $5000 increments (make up 5 of them)..

They have to process it - it's in cash.

goto a hsbc, and some other banks and open accounts in EURO FUNDS deposit them in the Euro denominated accounts. Also consider a quick trip up to Canada, since you are *not* carrying CASH but bank notes just go.

Open some Canadian accounts... Now if their is a freeze (or not) you are much more protected.

At the very least spread you money around a bunch of banks they will not all fail at the same time..
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10/16/2013 03:48 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Even in australia for more than 10k you have to phone the bank ahead of time and organise it.
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Yup. Its logical and everyone knows this youd think...
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10/16/2013 03:57 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Now you know what your daily task will be for the next 13 banking days.

When Germany asks for their gold what was the answer, come back in 2015 or something like that.
 Quoting: MHz


Try 2020, no kidding, seven years the Germans were told it would require. I guess it does not actually exist and must be first mined, refined, smelted, etc.
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10/16/2013 03:58 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049


They need to know why some guy needs 27,000 dollars. Probably
reported you to the local police so they can watch you when you pick your money up, and they probably need to get some department of the interior guys lined up to follow you and document where you go.
But if u live in the Midwest and sell meth and crack and you are not white you can get all the money you need any time of day no questions asked, you can pay cash for a house, have a new BMW and Cadi Escalade and not have a job and live on a neighborhood where 4 other cops live within yelling distance and you wont be bothered...as long as your not white.
I know because that is happening in my town of 12,000.
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10/16/2013 04:32 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
get a safe, then bury it.

But you can't eat cash, so I wouldn't do that.

Everyone is going to starve soon.
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10/16/2013 05:00 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
The reason they don't like you having cash is because they have to buy it from whoever prints it at face value, therefore they make it as difficult as possible to get real money.

The con of lending you, your own labour through digital debt created as balance sheet IOU entries wouldn't work with real cash.
 Quoting: The Scientist


Cash is currency

But it certainly is not "real money"

Real money holds value
Gold or silver
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
I do business with a local bank. Needed $40,000 out one time and it took an hour of wrangling with the teller to do the fuckin irs pprwrk for withdrawal over $10000 by god she did it tho. Had to get $35000 our of the vault. I hate banks.
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10/16/2013 05:29 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049



Your money isn't there...takes them awhile to storm other places to get you 'your' money
:)
Be thankful you got a little of cash (was it in cash) or draft? . you got your balance on that little piece of paper receipt?. that is your money..
 Quoting: notadrill


hesright
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48445249


Yes,he is, but here where I live I don't get €2000 in cash denied.Yet.
If all people went to withdraw all their money from banks, it would crash the system because they don't have all that physical money in safes. They use it for their "dirty economic games".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48457566


The virtual money on your accounts does not exist at all, thats the root of all problems.
90%-95% of all currency is vault money (virtual money, tiped in numbers), only the tiny rest exists in reality, the so called base money.

If only 5%-10% of all banking deposits would be withdrawn, the banking system would crash instantly.
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10/16/2013 05:40 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049


BS post, the limit is $5k and it's 24 hrs notice for more. $2k is at "satellite branches" which aren't full service and only have kiosks basically.

If you needed that much right now, you could drag your ass to 6 real branches for it. If you don't want to do that then you didn't need the money and could wait the day.

If you needed to buy something for $27,500, it would have required a cashiers check anyway and in some states you could go cash the check at a casino...


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10/16/2013 05:50 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
answer me this op.

why is your money in a bank account?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48448403


It just seemed a money market savings was a good place to keep it
Never thought of putting it elsewhere
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10/16/2013 05:54 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
answer me this op.

why is your money in a bank account?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48448403


Give him a break, he probably thought is was safer there than on the stock market.

It is pretty vucking sad that we are back to the 30's, stuffing mattresses and tea pots with dollar bills, level of confidence.

This all so much worse than the 30's. They did not have Monsanto then.

But OP, no, banks don't just let you take out $27,000 in cash in one go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37426448


When I originally moved to Chase from another bank named "Harris" in the area, they had no problem withdrawing/closing my account at the time which was $34k. I asked for $100 bills and they did it no questions asked. This was 3yrs ago.
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10/16/2013 05:55 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049

Hey Stuck on Stupid. Haven't you read anything. DO NOT BANK AT A BIG BOX BANK. Use your local credit union.
 Quoting: ProudFossil


Kinda hard to do around here where all you have are CHASE ATMs every block
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10/16/2013 06:01 PM
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Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049


Did you check their pollicy before opening your account and before going there and making an ass of yourself?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36878996


Yes, their policy at the time was 50k on a money market savings
I guess that has changed over time?
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10/16/2013 06:03 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
lol, they dont have your money. it is all fake digital accounting entries in an excel spreadsheet. when you look at your bank balance it is just electronic digits on a computer screen. they do not represent any money they hold for you. that money is gone. they spent it or are gambling it or loaned it away. poof, its gone. that is why it takes them a week to get you 20k. because they do not have it.
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10/16/2013 06:10 PM
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Money is for spending - not for banks to get rich from.
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10/16/2013 06:11 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Wake up call!

You never PUT $27,500 in cash IN the bank - how do you expect to take it out?!

You put CHECKS in. Pieces of paper that SAY you have 27K cash. You did not put actual cash in. You never had it. You only had the PROMISE TO PAY in cash. Not the cash.

Better to just write a big check for a chunk of land. Survival time, bro.
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10/16/2013 06:12 PM
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At the bank today, I noticed new and improved safety measures to protect the tellers and the money.

Chase Bank of course! Emeryville, CA

Last Edited by Curtis~Fre on 10/16/2013 06:12 PM
Go with the flow, but think for yourself.
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10/16/2013 06:17 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
And whatever you do, don't go driving through Tennessee as an out-of-stater if you do get all your cash out. Because those highway cops have equipment to scan your car and tell how much cash is in there. They'll pull you over and ask if you're carrying a large amount of cash. Then they'll confiscate it because they suspect you of being a dr_g dealer.
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10/16/2013 07:51 PM
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Yea this is normal.

Large sums of money take a few business days.



There was nothing "denied" about it retard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48449485


BS.... most local branches only have limited cash. If you want to withdraw a large sum you must go to a main branch
 Quoting: YaRight


Yea this is normal.

Large sums of money take a few business days.



There was nothing "denied" about it retard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48449485


BS.... most local branches only have limited cash. If you want to withdraw a large sum you must go to a main branch
 Quoting: YaRight


^This. Branches keep an amazingly small amount of cash on hand to mitigate risk (robbery, employee theft). If you need more than $5k, it is best to call in advance, and 5-7 days is not unusual because they have to do exception paperwork to make larger than standard orders from Brinks (or whoever handles their cash delivery/pickup). Large branches may have more, but if they have higher fluctuations of deposit/withdrawals, they may be even more restricted on the daily cash out limit.
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Re: Went on a Bankrun this morning and was denied my $27,500 in Savings! WTF CHASE?
Seriously BRO
I should not need to wait 5-7business days

All they would allow me to withdrawal through a teller was $2000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43649049


Oh - and AC? If you are putting it into another account (not your mattress), most banks will allow you to wire the full available balance regardless of amount because that is an electronic transfer - not the risk of cash in the vault.

You can also wire to another party, like if you got a cash price on a car purchase. A wire transfer would (same day) satisfy the cash requirement to the seller without having to wait for drips of withdrawals from the bank that could take weeks.

Just another option.

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