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ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw

 
DeNesto
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10/16/2013 12:57 PM
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ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Chase again. After reading a few posts I went to my local chase bank and tried to get to my savings account. I have done this several hundred times in the past. Guess what........won't even allow me to get to it. only my checking. Went inside to ask why......they simply said it was a new policy to their atm machines. WTF??????? Shit's getting real!
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your balance is 0 moran
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10/16/2013 12:58 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
also same bs of waiting 3 to 7 days to get MY MONEY!
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
your balance is 0 moran
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No it's not douche nozzle!
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
also same bs of waiting 3 to 7 days to get MY MONEY!
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Not your money
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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your balance is 0 moran
 Quoting: 508527


No it's not douche nozzle!
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It might be now tho lol.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/16/2013 01:00 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
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10/16/2013 01:06 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
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They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
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10/16/2013 01:06 PM
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cant touch savings from a casino.......

Com' on man
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10/16/2013 01:08 PM

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Online transfer to checking and then withdraw.
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10/16/2013 01:09 PM
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your balance is 0 moran
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No it's not douche nozzle!
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Well, you know that the ATM machine does not pay out dimes, right? lmao
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10/16/2013 01:11 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


You're new to this aren't you? chuckle

2 things:

Banks don't carry about 90% of their deposits, which means large withdrawals put them in danger of not being able to service other customers. So they don’t want to let go of their pile that you think is yours.

The federal government thinks large cash withdrawals are suspicious and requires the banks to question customers over a certain amount.
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


Unbelievable. I would of told her to fk off. I withdrew 30k over a 5 day period from my bank. Anything over 9999.00 is reportable to IRS so I took it out in 8k increments. Didn't get any pushback. Although they were "discussing" it with managers. So who knows what was being said. They make you feel like a criminal for wanting your money.
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Chase again. After reading a few posts I went to my local chase bank and tried to get to my savings account. I have done this several hundred times in the past. Guess what........won't even allow me to get to it. only my checking. Went inside to ask why......they simply said it was a new policy to their atm machines. WTF??????? Shit's getting real!
 Quoting: DeNesto 46159180



Please, OP, for your own peace of mind, use a local credit union, preferably one that is non-Federal.

Sometimes a Federal credit union will use a DBA (Doing Business As) that drops "Federal" from their public name, so just because a credit union name does not include the word "Federal", it doesn't guarantee that it is non-Federal.

Having said that, I would still use a Federal credit union over a bank, if a non-Federal credit union was not available to me.
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10/16/2013 01:13 PM
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Online transfer to checking and then withdraw.
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10/16/2013 01:20 PM
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that anyone uses banks anymore is a sign of how far we still need to go to wake up folks


Local Credit Union

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10/16/2013 01:52 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
 Quoting: Yupitsme


Yep. They've done that to me too. Wells Fargo. They must've asked 5-6 times why I was taking my money out.

I skirted the question each time. So they changed tactics...asking me if I was opening another account in a different bank and offering me cashiers checks instead of cash.

Not sure if its policy or nosy bankers. But it seems to be standard practice
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10/16/2013 01:54 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


Unbelievable. I would of told her to fk off. I withdrew 30k over a 5 day period from my bank. Anything over 9999.00 is reportable to IRS so I took it out in 8k increments. Didn't get any pushback. Although they were "discussing" it with managers. So who knows what was being said. They make you feel like a criminal for wanting your money.
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Yup. Like how dare a slave have access to OUR money. They don't see it as your money at all.
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Online transfer to checking and then withdraw.
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Account closure then withdraw. Fuck banks.
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10/16/2013 02:01 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
 Quoting: Yupitsme


Normal procedure in Portugal since the 80's or 90's if you get more then 5K or 10K. And yes, you need to wait 1-2 business days to get it in hands. If you just want to change it to another account or another bank you can do it in a couple minutes, both online or at the bank.
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10/16/2013 02:05 PM

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Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
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That is redic! I would have said too to mind ur ownf'ing biz!
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10/16/2013 02:09 PM

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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


You're new to this aren't you? chuckle

2 things:

Banks don't carry about 90% of their deposits, which means large withdrawals put them in danger of not being able to service other customers. So they don’t want to let go of their pile that you think is yours.

The federal government thinks large cash withdrawals are suspicious and requires the banks to question customers over a certain amount.
 Quoting: Resister




Good points, but I believe that they no longer have to carry 10% of their deposits in cash; I believe it was reduced to 3% just a couple of years ago. That 3% can go mighty fast when a lot of people take cash withdrawals.
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10/16/2013 02:12 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
also same bs of waiting 3 to 7 days to get MY MONEY!
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Not your money
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It's not money... it's notes of debt.
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I went into my bank this morning and pulled out my entire savings...just about 10 grand, no wait, no issues, just a few weird looks from the teller.
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10/16/2013 02:15 PM
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So, you made a deposit to your Chase account.....and.....IT'S GONE!!! Go ahead, make another deposit.....and.....IT'S GONE!!!!!!!
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10/16/2013 02:16 PM

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It's not your currency it belongs to the Federal Reserve. You have A Federal Reserve NOTE which is

monopoly money45
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10/16/2013 02:16 PM
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so WHY do you need cash?
is it for:
a.drugs
b.laundering or
c.any other illegal thing

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10/16/2013 02:25 PM
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Just went to the BOA ATM and they have lowered the amount of money you can take out at one time. It has always been $800 a day and about 30 minutes ago I tried to withdraw $800 and it wouldn't let me. So i tried $700 then $600 and still nothing. $500 worked though. Anyone else try this and have the same problem?
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10/16/2013 02:27 PM
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Just went to the BOA ATM and they have lowered the amount of money you can take out at one time. It has always been $800 a day and about 30 minutes ago I tried to withdraw $800 and it wouldn't let me. So i tried $700 then $600 and still nothing. $500 worked though. Anyone else try this and have the same problem?
 Quoting: Whole lee shit



Took 2000 grand out of Chase 5 days ago and moved it to the safe but had no problems at the bank.
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10/16/2013 02:34 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
also same bs of waiting 3 to 7 days to get MY MONEY!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


Not your money
 Quoting: Face Palmer


It's not money... it's notes of debt.
 Quoting: THE WORDSMITH


I heard this twisted shit last week, According to
"B(Wankers)" when we deposit money into a bank it becomes their liability and not your asset anymore.

You have handed it over out of trust and they will do a Cyprus on it if they want to. (In Cyprus they took half of their deposits in the blink of an eye.)

I feel for you. :/

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