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ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw

 
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10/16/2013 02:36 PM
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Just went to the BOA ATM and they have lowered the amount of money you can take out at one time. It has always been $800 a day and about 30 minutes ago I tried to withdraw $800 and it wouldn't let me. So i tried $700 then $600 and still nothing. $500 worked though. Anyone else try this and have the same problem?
 Quoting: Whole lee shit


Same, but not in the last week or so... I ended up doing $600 and $200 in different transactions. And then they froze me for "suspicious transactions"
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10/16/2013 02:43 PM
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your balance is 0 moran
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No it's not douche nozzle!
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You guys.

New word: Douchnozzul.

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10/16/2013 02:48 PM

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Why would you even have a savings account with a bank?

You are an unsecured creditor.

Hello????

Do you understand that?

UNSECURED.

If you do not... Look it up.

Keep your money anywhere but at the bank!

Have a nice day!


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10/16/2013 02:49 PM
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Chase again. After reading a few posts I went to my local chase bank and tried to get to my savings account. I have done this several hundred times in the past. Guess what........won't even allow me to get to it. only my checking. Went inside to ask why......they simply said it was a new policy to their atm machines. WTF??????? Shit's getting real!
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Change banks, open an account at a credit union.

NT
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10/16/2013 03:19 PM
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Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
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They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
 Quoting: Yupitsme


Because they are suppose to ask so they can put the answer in their report to the feds.

Don't believe me ask a teller.
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10/16/2013 03:24 PM
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Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
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clappa
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10/16/2013 03:38 PM
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Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


Unbelievable. I would of told her to fk off. I withdrew 30k over a 5 day period from my bank. Anything over 9999.00 is reportable to IRS so I took it out in 8k increments. Didn't get any pushback. Although they were "discussing" it with managers. So who knows what was being said. They make you feel like a criminal for wanting your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5144386


Just a heads up... They were discussing you "structuring your deposits" to avoid filling out the CTR. That is a red flag, and they are told to report that activity as "suspicious". Just deposit/withdraw the whole amt., it's the best choice. Hope this helps.
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10/16/2013 03:41 PM
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Just went to the BOA ATM and they have lowered the amount of money you can take out at one time. It has always been $800 a day and about 30 minutes ago I tried to withdraw $800 and it wouldn't let me. So i tried $700 then $600 and still nothing. $500 worked though. Anyone else try this and have the same problem?
 Quoting: Whole lee shit


Same, but not in the last week or so... I ended up doing $600 and $200 in different transactions. And then they froze me for "suspicious transactions"
 Quoting: Beltway Bandit


you've been f*cked, buck-o.

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10/16/2013 03:45 PM
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Just went to the BOA ATM and they have lowered the amount of money you can take out at one time. It has always been $800 a day and about 30 minutes ago I tried to withdraw $800 and it wouldn't let me. So i tried $700 then $600 and still nothing. $500 worked though. Anyone else try this and have the same problem?
 Quoting: Whole lee shit


Same, but not in the last week or so... I ended up doing $600 and $200 in different transactions. And then they froze me for "suspicious transactions"
 Quoting: Beltway Bandit


you've been f*cked, buck-o.

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Nope, I'm cleaned out, I'm good.
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10/16/2013 03:56 PM
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There have been all kinds of odd things happening these past few weeks...more than usual.

there are a lot of wild theories about all of this.

an EVENT is coming ..soon.

but...there is ONE COMMON THREAD.

banks are placing limits ...'stop limits' on EVERYTHING.


1- daily withdrawal amounts - to limit cash outflow after the event

2- ATM access to savings - same as above

3- international transfers - keeping cash within the U.S.

4- liability to account holders- self explanatory

get your preps, your cash and be observant. And...as the fema guy said...'don't protest' 'don't do it, man' (DHS will be waiting for you)
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10/16/2013 03:58 PM
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If you Are trying to withdraw 10K or more you are obligated to wait their terms because they are obligated to report this withdrawal. If less than that inguire what amount they have on hand and withdraw that and they should do that as you are presently there and then ask for next location of this bank and go there to withdraw more. They really keep very little cash anymore.
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10/16/2013 04:11 PM
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If you Are trying to withdraw 10K or more you are obligated to wait their terms because they are obligated to report this withdrawal. If less than that inguire what amount they have on hand and withdraw that and they should do that as you are presently there and then ask for next location of this bank and go there to withdraw more. They really keep very little cash anymore.
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well, tell, Bernanke to get the trucks roll'in, cuz we want our money.

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10/16/2013 04:18 PM
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The credit unions hold their money at the bank. No safer.5a
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10/16/2013 04:23 PM
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also same bs of waiting 3 to 7 days to get MY MONEY!
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Not your money
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Yea, you invested it in the bank.

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10/16/2013 04:38 PM
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Consider yourself luck it is only an ATM that won't allow you to withdraw!
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10/16/2013 04:46 PM
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Just went to the BOA ATM and they have lowered the amount of money you can take out at one time. It has always been $800 a day and about 30 minutes ago I tried to withdraw $800 and it wouldn't let me. So i tried $700 then $600 and still nothing. $500 worked though. Anyone else try this and have the same problem?
 Quoting: Whole lee shit


My local bank which is a regional bank did this a few months ago.Before I could get $1000 daily from an atm then it went to $700.Now its down to $500.They say its to help keep cash machines from running out of money especially on weekends.
I was very annoyed when I bought just over $600 at the lumber supply and my debit wouldnt clear for it.Called them and they said limits were $500 daily now but they would set it so that this one single transaction would go through.
Its not a good feeling when you cant access your own money.
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Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


Unbelievable. I would of told her to fk off. I withdrew 30k over a 5 day period from my bank. Anything over 9999.00 is reportable to IRS so I took it out in 8k increments. Didn't get any pushback. Although they were "discussing" it with managers. So who knows what was being said. They make you feel like a criminal for wanting your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5144386


Just a heads up... They were discussing you "structuring your deposits" to avoid filling out the CTR. That is a red flag, and they are told to report that activity as "suspicious". Just deposit/withdraw the whole amt., it's the best choice. Hope this helps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44964378


^^^^
This.
Getting smaller amounts makes it appear you are trying to hide something and you will be reported.The teller is required to ask why you need a large amount and yes she does have to put it on the forum.So decide what you will say before you get there.
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10/16/2013 04:54 PM
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I posted this at 2:35 this morning, long before the chase/bofa/atm threads showed up:
I reported a few months ago that daily/weekly cash withdrawal limits were being slashed here; a few weeks ago another Canadian GLP'er posted same. Looks like clawback round two just started. Weekly (poss. daily too) cash withdrawal limits being slashed again. Spent a couple of hours sorting stuff out with bank yesterday, didn't want to post anything yet. Now I see this, makes perfect sense. I keep saying... Canada, you're in for one hell of an awakening.
 Quoting: Buck Zander


This is really happening, folks. No two ways about it.

Last Edited by Buck Zander on 10/16/2013 04:57 PM
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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Send lawyers, guns and money......Dad, get me out of this."

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Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


Unbelievable. I would of told her to fk off. I withdrew 30k over a 5 day period from my bank. Anything over 9999.00 is reportable to IRS so I took it out in 8k increments. Didn't get any pushback. Although they were "discussing" it with managers. So who knows what was being said. They make you feel like a criminal for wanting your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5144386


why i want my money? cause are mine, not of your business to ask questions.....they have no right to ask

take all your money out of the banks or put them in banks who dont ask

let them starve
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10/16/2013 05:15 PM
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link to drudge about chase banking issues!
I would provide direct link but it goes to the fat mans site.
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10/16/2013 05:18 PM
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link to drudge about chase banking issues!
I would provide direct link but it goes to the fat mans site.
[link to drudgereport.com]
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Good work, thanks.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
 Quoting: Yupitsme


That's my point exactly. Wtf?
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10/16/2013 05:19 PM

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Transfer to checking and then write checks to friends and family. They can cash the checks and give the money back to you. I cashed a $4000 check today. There's now way I would put anything in the bank right now. My bank is a little independent bank. Is that better than banking at Chase or BB&T in a situation like this?
SoPrettie1

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10/16/2013 05:21 PM
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well, the French Revolution flopped, the Russian Revolution flopped, and the American Revolution flopped. and,
here we are, 200 years latter, and we're still fucked.

wtf
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10/16/2013 05:22 PM
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Went to SAMS club today and the lines were all jacked up because the credit card machines we on the fritz! The teller said it's been that way all day especially when people wanted CASH back... I tried it and it kicked me out so I just paid cash for my stuff... I'm in south Texas by the way
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your balance is 0 moran
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No it's not douche nozzle!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


You guys.

New word: Douchnozzul.

putin
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Awesome!
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10/16/2013 05:23 PM
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Online transfer to checking and then withdraw.
 Quoting: BRIEF


That's what I ended up doing.
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10/16/2013 05:30 PM
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Re: ATM will not show savings or allow me to withdraw
Not to worried I already prepped but the funny thing is how shocked they were that I wanted a large sum of my cash. Why do you need that much the teller asked? None of your fucking business was my reply. How the fuck dare you ask someone what they need their money for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


They asked you what you needed it for?? What's a teller need to know for?
 Quoting: Yupitsme


That's my point exactly. Wtf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46159180


When I reported on the first round of daily/weekly cash withdrawal limits at Can. banks here a few months ago, I had a similar experience. Went in to withdraw 8K, which I had routinely done (similar or greater sums) week in and week out for years. My money flows in and out through business cheques, credit AND cash. Nature of the business. When I tried to withdraw that 8K that time, the teller, matter of factly, informed me that anything over 2K needs a prior arrangement. Long story short, after a closed door meeting with the manager, I left with what I came for and made sure notes were made for future reference.

Fast forward to yesterday and it's like deja vu, all over again.

Shit's going down. This whole shutdown circus was one huge distraction.

Thread: The International Monetary Fund Lays The Groundwork For Global Wealth Confiscation
Thread: Attention US Business Banking Customers - No International Wire Transfers After November 17th. Cash Withdrawal Restrictions Starting!

While they are pretending to shut down the government, putting up this circus act, there is a real shutdown going on. We are living in scary times, my friends.
There must be a law that people can't lie.