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Are Bald men Alien human hybrids

 
nyc
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10/17/2013 12:06 AM
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Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
I am convinced that bald men are alien human hybrids it does not matter where they are from. the mountains of china to the savannas of Africa all over the world these people have the same exact balding pattern.it first starts off in a pattern of two horns then it bald's the top of the head as if the hair cant cover the cranium because the scull is growing. its like trying to put an aliens head into a humans hat it wont fit so it stretches. and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald its genetic so that means there is two groups of humans on this planet those who are balding and those who are not. how did this happen when did we get two different types of genetic different species on this plant now I know where those the horns come from when we think about a devil
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10/17/2013 12:10 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
If we are Ive had no contact with any aliens. Kind of a bummer, it would,be kinda cool to be part alien, sorry to burn your theory but Im pretty sure bald is just bald.
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Yes we are. Bow down before your overloards!
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10/17/2013 12:12 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
Yes.....
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I think male pattern baldness happened though
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10/17/2013 12:13 AM
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I'm slowly going bald. The hair I do have, stands up like horns in the morning. Maybe i'm part alien, devil, and human. Or maybe i'm just slowly losing my hair. :)
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10/17/2013 01:14 AM

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I haven't been able to use my powers to get a job!
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Are Bald men Alien human hybrids?

No, they are just bald.
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10/17/2013 01:23 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
No, they are actually normal.
Old men with a full head of hair are actually freaks of nature.
Men with no hair loss at all not even slightly receding after 40, have more female hormones than male.
Testosterone governs hair loss.
Some guys go bald at 22, they have extreme levels of testosterone.
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10/17/2013 01:23 AM
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I'm slowly going bald. The hair I do have, stands up like horns in the morning. Maybe i'm part alien, devil, and human. Or maybe i'm just slowly losing my hair. :)
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you must look like a gaylord.
why not just shave it off and be done with it.
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10/17/2013 01:26 AM
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and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald...
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Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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10/17/2013 01:26 AM
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I'm slowly going bald. The hair I do have, stands up like horns in the morning. Maybe i'm part alien, devil, and human. Or maybe i'm just slowly losing my hair. :)
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you must look like a gaylord.

why not just shave it off and be done with it.
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cruiseyoureafag
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10/17/2013 01:26 AM
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Also the lifespan of a human male now, compared to 10000 years ago is massively increased.
Males hardly ever lived past 25 back then.
Its like the life of a male lion, in a zoo where they live for a long time, they start to lose hair on their backs from Testosterone when they get older.
In the wild they never make it to that age.
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10/17/2013 01:27 AM
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and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald...
 Quoting: nyc 18737322


Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba


This is not true, it is governed by testosterone.
30% of bald men have no family history of baldness, they just have elevated testosterone.
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10/17/2013 01:29 AM
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Also the lifespan of a human male now, compared to 10000 years ago is massively increased.
Males hardly ever lived past 25 back then.
Its like the life of a male lion, in a zoo where they live for a long time, they start to lose hair on their backs from Testosterone when they get older.
In the wild they never make it to that age.
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LION!
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10/17/2013 01:33 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
I am convinced that bald men are alien human hybrids it does not matter where they are from. the mountains of china to the savannas of Africa all over the world these people have the same exact balding pattern.it first starts off in a pattern of two horns then it bald's the top of the head as if the hair cant cover the cranium because the scull is growing. its like trying to put an aliens head into a humans hat it wont fit so it stretches. and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald its genetic so that means there is two groups of humans on this planet those who are balding and those who are not. how did this happen when did we get two different types of genetic different species on this plant now I know where those the horns come from when we think about a devil
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You must drink your Mtn.Dew from a lead mug.
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10/17/2013 01:34 AM
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If you ever see a really old male cat or dog, they start to lose hair on their backs, because they walk on all fours.
Its because there life age is unnatural, in the wild they would have been long dead.
Human males lose it on their heads because we walk on 2 legs.
When males get to much testosterone, it becomes free testosterone, testosterone the body can no longer use.
So it goes floating around the body causing damage to it.
The body then to prevent damage to organs and such, turns it into dihydro testosterone, a water soluble form that is dissipated via the same process as sweating.
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald...
 Quoting: nyc 18737322


Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba


This is not true, it is governed by testosterone.
30% of bald men have no family history of baldness, they just have elevated testosterone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48194333


Are you hitting on me?

5a
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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10/17/2013 01:37 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
Also women have the same problem, they just cover it up more.
They have the same problem with Estrogen from living to long.
The ones who have no hair loss have no ancient genes, no ancient DNA, they would actually be considered the new archetype who are meant to live long.
So they would be the Aliens.
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10/17/2013 01:37 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald...
 Quoting: nyc 18737322


Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba


This is not true, it is governed by testosterone.
30% of bald men have no family history of baldness, they just have elevated testosterone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48194333


Are you hitting on me?

5a
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Yes im hitting you thumping fists on you and making you bleed.
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10/17/2013 01:39 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
Bald people probably were meant to die in their teens to early twenties in a natural world.
But we do not live in a natural world.
Horace bubba

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10/17/2013 01:42 AM
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Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba


This is not true, it is governed by testosterone.
30% of bald men have no family history of baldness, they just have elevated testosterone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48194333


Are you hitting on me?

5a
 Quoting: Horace bubba


Yes im hitting you thumping fists on you and making you bleed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48194333


I don;t wanna play with you anymore.

yeahsure
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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10/17/2013 01:51 AM
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This is not true, it is governed by testosterone.
30% of bald men have no family history of baldness, they just have elevated testosterone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48194333


Are you hitting on me?

5a
 Quoting: Horace bubba


Yes im hitting you thumping fists on you and making you bleed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48194333


I don;t wanna play with you anymore.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba

Its ok its just the Testosterone because im meant to be dead it will wear off.
Here have a nose cast cruise
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10/17/2013 02:03 AM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
If you wanna go bald fast get into software programming.

You know code monkeys.

Guarantee baldness within 5 years of your pro career.

cruise
Horace bubba

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If you wanna go bald fast get into software programming.

You know code monkeys.

Guarantee baldness within 5 years of your pro career.

cruise
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You're right, I've never seen a full head of hair on an IT guy.


Hmmm....
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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10/17/2013 02:13 AM
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and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald...
 Quoting: nyc 18737322


Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba



Thanks grandad.....died at 90 with a full head of hair......
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and its hereditary if your father bald you will be bald...
 Quoting: nyc 18737322


Actually, you get your bald genes from your mother's father.

Anyways, I'm going bald at 28.

Fuck you grandpa.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Horace bubba



Thanks grandad.....died at 90 with a full head of hair......
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Weirdo lmao
Are Bald men Alien human hyb
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10/20/2013 03:37 PM
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
Why are all the world leaders bald why are all the cops, judges, correction officers bald.do you remember the wigs. small step for man and giant leap for man kind. does the word nephelam rind a bell. Or how about Matthew 13:24-30 But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way.

The tares were sowed among the wheat and while growing the tares also look like wheat.

V26 But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. and if all the world leaders are bald and this world is the closest thing to hell you can imagine then that means all these bald world leaders are evil. unless your a nephelam then your life is awesome talk about an evasive species look at all the top athletes they are bald they are bigger, stronger, faster than humans. so the next time you get a job thinking its your skills think again its because your bald and with a job you can procreate to make more nephelam so all you woman reading this we have enough evil in this world please do not create more by having babies with these demigods. like in the time of Noah.
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Re: Are Bald men Alien human hybrids
Yes, I am bald and not from here. I am different than humans as I look to the stars as home.

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