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HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!

 
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HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
I afraid they will find me!! I need some advice quick, I broke into a nearby house to use the internet. I used to be a regular on glp years ago but I have been stuck underground against my will and I just managed to escape. I had to kill one of the aliens and they are mad!!

the base is located near London airport I escaped through one of the sewage tunnels I have some evidence too, I thought people needed to be proven that what im telling is the truth.

i have some equipment i took from the medical rooms i just need to know what to do with it. its obviously alien tech anyone will see from looking at it. who can i give it to get the word out? once this is shown to the public the world will know they are here.

i don't have much time i know they will find me soon i left the tracking device i cut out of my arm a few miles away so it wont be long until they figure out where i could be. im tired from running!

help!
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10/17/2013 05:53 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
CAN SOMEONE FROM UK HELP HIM
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10/17/2013 05:56 PM
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10/17/2013 05:58 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
Over your left shoulder buddy...they are watching. hf

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10/17/2013 05:59 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
I afraid they will find me!! I need some advice quick, I broke into a nearby house to use the internet. I used to be a regular on glp years ago but I have been stuck underground against my will and I just managed to escape. I had to kill one of the aliens and they are mad!!

the base is located near London airport I escaped through one of the sewage tunnels I have some evidence too, I thought people needed to be proven that what im telling is the truth.

i have some equipment i took from the medical rooms i just need to know what to do with it. its obviously alien tech anyone will see from looking at it. who can i give it to get the word out? once this is shown to the public the world will know they are here.

i don't have much time i know they will find me soon i left the tracking device i cut out of my arm a few miles away so it wont be long until they figure out where i could be. im tired from running!

help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48504058


didn't i hear you on Art Bell show about 15 years ago....

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10/17/2013 06:02 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
I afraid they will find me!! I need some advice quick, I broke into a nearby house to use the internet. I used to be a regular on glp years ago but I have been stuck underground against my will and I just managed to escape. I had to kill one of the aliens and they are mad!!

the base is located near London airport I escaped through one of the sewage tunnels I have some evidence too, I thought people needed to be proven that what im telling is the truth.

i have some equipment i took from the medical rooms i just need to know what to do with it. its obviously alien tech anyone will see from looking at it. who can i give it to get the word out? once this is shown to the public the world will know they are here.

i don't have much time i know they will find me soon i left the tracking device i cut out of my arm a few miles away so it wont be long until they figure out where i could be. im tired from running!

help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48504058


didn't i hear you on Art Bell show about 15 years ago....


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that's not me. i have literally only escaped a few hours ago. i just need to know who i can give this medical device to so they can show it to the world.

anyone?
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10/17/2013 06:04 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
I afraid they will find me!! I need some advice quick, I broke into a nearby house to use the internet. I used to be a regular on glp years ago but I have been stuck underground against my will and I just managed to escape. I had to kill one of the aliens and they are mad!!

the base is located near London airport I escaped through one of the sewage tunnels I have some evidence too, I thought people needed to be proven that what im telling is the truth.

i have some equipment i took from the medical rooms i just need to know what to do with it. its obviously alien tech anyone will see from looking at it. who can i give it to get the word out? once this is shown to the public the world will know they are here.

i don't have much time i know they will find me soon i left the tracking device i cut out of my arm a few miles away so it wont be long until they figure out where i could be. im tired from running!

help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48504058


didn't i hear you on Art Bell show about 15 years ago....


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48312217


that's not me. i have literally only escaped a few hours ago. i just need to know who i can give this medical device to so they can show it to the world.

anyone?
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Does it vibrate?
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10/17/2013 06:05 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
Make your way to the 'All-you-can-eat' Chinese buffet in Piccadilly.

No one, including pissed-off aliens, would go to that shit-hole.

Sanctuary (but watch-out for the werewolves).
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10/17/2013 06:11 PM
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i guess glp's not in touch with who to contact? i've been away a long time a lot seems to have changed here.
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10/17/2013 06:13 PM

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Where are you now, so a glper can rescue you?




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10/17/2013 06:13 PM
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Omg its on CNN
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Bring him back to us now,for a gold reward.
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10/17/2013 06:14 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
i guess glp's not in touch with who to contact? i've been away a long time a lot seems to have changed here.
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yes i know of someone...yoda
So if the solution has never been to look in yourself, how is it that you expect to find it anywhere else?
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
I afraid they will find me!! I need some advice quick, I broke into a nearby house to use the internet. I used to be a regular on glp years ago but I have been stuck underground against my will and I just managed to escape. I had to kill one of the aliens and they are mad!!

the base is located near London airport I escaped through one of the sewage tunnels I have some evidence too, I thought people needed to be proven that what im telling is the truth.

i have some equipment i took from the medical rooms i just need to know what to do with it. its obviously alien tech anyone will see from looking at it. who can i give it to get the word out? once this is shown to the public the world will know they are here.

i don't have much time i know they will find me soon i left the tracking device i cut out of my arm a few miles away so it wont be long until they figure out where i could be. im tired from running!

help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48504058


You type coherently well for someone who has been anal probed for years under alien captivity.
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10/17/2013 06:24 PM
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:racist5:
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10/17/2013 06:26 PM
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wtf
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10/17/2013 06:31 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
Go round up some friends and go back down there and crack more skull!

Its them or you.
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10/17/2013 06:31 PM
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icke sorry alien on my shoulder
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the people's voice? that is in London
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10/17/2013 06:35 PM
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you were better off there........
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10/17/2013 06:37 PM
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
Have you tried shoving your dick up your ass to erase the memories temporarily?
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10/17/2013 06:43 PM
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bogus troll. underground alien prisons don't have sewage tunnels connected to them. everyone knows that.
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
Dude...the Head Alien called....he wants his anal probe back said the damn things are expensive.
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10/17/2013 06:44 PM
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stay calm kid , where are you ?? i can get a palne and be there in 2 hour , where are you !!!??????



you need some serius help! i can help you
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10/17/2013 06:47 PM
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stay calm kid , where are you ?? i can get a palne and be there in 2 hour , where are you !!!??????



you need some serius help! i can help you
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plane *
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10/17/2013 06:50 PM
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Oh yes this is what GLP is all about, keep the good stuff coming!
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10/17/2013 06:52 PM
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Oh yes this is what GLP is all about, keep the good stuff coming!
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can you intercept him with some satellite from netherland ?




omg what a beautiful name NETHER LAND .... LAND .... beautiful
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Re: HELP> I just escaped from an underground alien prison and i dont know what to do!!
I just googled your problem..and they say shove a jagged tin can up your arse to stop in their tracks..apparently ,they like their instruments free of man jizz..just sayin
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10/17/2013 06:57 PM
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Oh yes this is what GLP is all about, keep the good stuff coming!
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can you intercept him with some satellite from netherland ?




omg what a beautiful name NETHER LAND .... LAND .... beautiful
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Well Italy is not too shabby itself now is it! And if it werent for the batteries I wouldve launched my sattelite immediately.
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