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More people are signed up to make a one way trip to Mars than signed up for Obamacare!!

 
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Comparing apples and oranges.
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Our bad.

Should have compared it to oranges and a LEMON.
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rofl
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A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined.

Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government.

The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski.
('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!')

A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet!
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That's pretty crazy.

But the craziest thing to me would be going to Mars for a permanent camping trip that would possibly be the most boring thing anyone could do.

I mean, WTF would you do?

Oh look, here's a rock. Oh, Another rock!

Wheeee!!

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Hee..Hee..Send Obama and Company to Mars.

I'm sure all will go well!5a
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"If you guys won't sign up for Obamacare, I guess I'll just sign you all up "obama-self" to help push along this "Obama-nation"


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Deceived masses of secular fools, never happen!
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I live in Vermont...and am def. not signing up.
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Re: More people are signed up to make a one way trip to Mars than signed up for Obamacare!!
A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined.

Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government.

The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski.
('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!')

A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet!
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i feel an inappropriate laughter coming on
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:cleese:
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Where do I sign up for the trip to Mars???

I can't afford Obamacare.
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bumplolsign me too, unless the governments are going, then I will stay.

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Actually I'm getting tired of this American Obamatrauma, get over it or use your democracy to get rid of him.
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Actually I'm getting tired of this American Obamatrauma, get over it or use your democracy to get rid of him.
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And yet you clicked on the link, and commented....odd!
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Comparing apples and oranges.
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Our bad.

Should have compared it to oranges and a LEMON.
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HAHAHAHA...How do you compare space exploration with Obamacare.

That's like comparing Hope with stupidity.
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You really are some dumb fuckers.
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A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined.

Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government.

The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski.
('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!')

A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet!
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Yellow journalism
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A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined.

Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government.

The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski.
('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!')

A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087


how da fuck else we gonna get away from obummer care?
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Comparing apples and oranges.
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Our bad.

Should have compared it to oranges and a LEMON.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29696048


HAHAHAHA...How do you compare space exploration with Obamacare.

That's like comparing Hope with stupidity.
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sockpuppet
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... :laughing01: ... WOW! ... says something about O's "hope and change"!!!! ...
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Urgently help by Obamacare is needed for those who want a trip to Mars. tounge
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Or, we could send you and Obama to Mars instead.
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... E X C E L L E N T idea! ...
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... wish I had thought of that ...
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I thought that obamacare was mandatory to americans?
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... yes ... it is ... and the IRS will enforce whatever mandatory part of the program you fall under ...
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... the is no "choice" ...
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A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined.

Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government.

The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski.
('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!')

A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087


how da fuck else we gonna get away from obummer care?
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This is really our only option at this point.
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A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


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Skynet anyone?

hiding
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Comparing apples and oranges.
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:kindof:


More people wants to leave this planet than deal with this shitty healthcare law

And don’t give that typical liberal BS response. Most people would like some healthcare reform but anyone with a brain knows ObummerCare is not reform it’s a take over
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Or because our planet is hopelessly lost
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planet is fine, there are just some fucked up people on it
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A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords.


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Skynet anyone?

hiding
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And this is just a small taste of what the Obamacare health system will be like.

Oops. We lost all your medical records, and that heart pill you're taking is really a laxative for elephants, but we DID just sign you up for a new Iphone and a lifetime subscription to Jet Magazine.
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Greetings:

The Thought About Going To Mazar (What Terrestrials Know As "Mars" ... Is An Interesting Thought !!

WE Understand About This Thought Being Of Seriousness Of Some ... & In Jest/Laugher For Others !!

In ALL Seriousness However ... This Is Not Permitted For The Moment !! ... As The Planet Is Being Terraformed ... Of Which Various Stages & Operations In Relationship To This ... Are Going On There !!

No Interference With This Project Will Be Tolerated/Permitted ... No Spying/Spy Devices Will Be Allowed To See What Is Going On There !!

Only Selected Ones ... Who Are Workers ... Ones Who Are Needed For This Project ... Are Allowed Passage !!

There Is Only (1) Exception To Our Knowledge ... Where Certain Ones ... Certain Scientists From Terra/Earth ... Who Have No Terrestrial Families Or Connections ... That Wanted To Live Out The Rest Of Their Lives ... Reside In Special Bio Domes On The Surface (As The Mazar Atmosphere Is Not Fully Regenerated !!)

They Who Are Given Special Permission ... Are Transported There ... Of Which "Staged False Accidents" ... Where The Body Is Unrecoverable ... Are Arranged ... To Make The Departure Much Simplier !!

Of These Beings ... These Terrestrial Scientists ... They Are Not Just There For The "Joy Ride" ... As They Would Help & Contribute ... In The Projects Going On !! ... (In The Very Least ... It Gives Them Something To Do !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!)

Of Course Any & All That Go There ... & Are There ... Are Most Securely Scanned & Screened ... (Beyond Anything Available On Terra/Earth) ... So There Is No Possiblity Of Anything Adverse Occuring !!

So As To Any "Tourist Ventures" Of Your Moment ... You Can Forget It !! ... As Such Thing Are A Deceptive ... As Much As Ones That Feel They Can Sell Parts Of Kingu (Terra/Earth's Moon) ... When They Have No Authority Or Ability To Do So !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
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Greetings:

The Thought About Going To Mazar (What Terrestrials Know As "Mars" ... Is An Interesting Thought !!

WE Understand About This Thought Being Of Seriousness Of Some ... & In Jest/Laugher For Others !!

In ALL Seriousness However ... This Is Not Permitted For The Moment !! ... As The Planet Is Being Terraformed ... Of Which Various Stages & Operations In Relationship To This ... Are Going On There !!

No Interference With This Project Will Be Tolerated/Permitted ... No Spying/Spy Devices Will Be Allowed To See What Is Going On There !!

Only Selected Ones ... Who Are Workers ... Ones Who Are Needed For This Project ... Are Allowed Passage !!

There Is Only (1) Exception To Our Knowledge ... Where Certain Ones ... Certain Scientists From Terra/Earth ... Who Have No Terrestrial Families Or Connections ... That Wanted To Live Out The Rest Of Their Lives ... Reside In Special Bio Domes On The Surface (As The Mazar Atmosphere Is Not Fully Regenerated !!)

They Who Are Given Special Permission ... Are Transported There ... Of Which "Staged False Accidents" ... Where The Body Is Unrecoverable ... Are Arranged ... To Make The Departure Much Simplier !!

Of These Beings ... These Terrestrial Scientists ... They Are Not Just There For The "Joy Ride" ... As They Would Help & Contribute ... In The Projects Going On !! ... (In The Very Least ... It Gives Them Something To Do !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!)

Of Course Any & All That Go There ... & Are There ... Are Most Securely Scanned & Screened ... (Beyond Anything Available On Terra/Earth) ... So There Is No Possiblity Of Anything Adverse Occuring !!

So As To Any "Tourist Ventures" Of Your Moment ... You Can Forget It !! ... As Such Thing Are A Deceptive ... As Much As Ones That Feel They Can Sell Parts Of Kingu (Terra/Earth's Moon) ... When They Have No Authority Or Ability To Do So !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
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Sounds interesting...Where can one sign up to go?
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As soon as I can get the imbalance in my warp engines straightened out -- I'm headed to Gliese 581g -- cause I want to get as far away from Earth as possible...lol.
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As soon as I can get the imbalance in my warp engines straightened out -- I'm headed to Gliese 581g -- cause I want to get as far away from Earth as possible...lol.
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Got room for a passenger??? lol
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