More people are signed up to make a one way trip to Mars than signed up for Obamacare!! | |
LogicBomber User ID: 38350794 United States 10/18/2013 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
Soma/Comatose User ID: 43851109 United States 10/18/2013 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087 Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government. The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski. ('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!') A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords. [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet! That's pretty crazy. But the craziest thing to me would be going to Mars for a permanent camping trip that would possibly be the most boring thing anyone could do. I mean, WTF would you do? Oh look, here's a rock. Oh, Another rock! Wheeee!! Last Edited by Mister Shadow on 10/18/2013 10:12 AM ''Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.'' —President George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004 |
Phillip J. Fry User ID: 22941969 United States 10/18/2013 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hee..Hee..Send Obama and Company to Mars. I'm sure all will go well! . "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
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Dr. Astro Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 4211721 United States 10/18/2013 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087 Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government. The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski. ('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!') A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords. [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet! i feel an inappropriate laughter coming on :cleese: |
nzreva User ID: 40295562 United States 10/18/2013 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where do I sign up for the trip to Mars??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48344953 I can't afford Obamacare. me too, unless the governments are going, then I will stay. Last Edited by nzreva on 10/18/2013 10:34 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 48496205 United States 10/18/2013 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087 Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government. The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski. ('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!') A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords. [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet! Yellow journalism |
heresmystupidaccount User ID: 30697378 United States 10/18/2013 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087 Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government. The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski. ('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!') A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords. [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet! how da fuck else we gonna get away from obummer care? With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. heresmystupidaccount |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 48344953 United States 10/18/2013 10:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087 Just 712 people in Vermont have enrolled in the state's new health insurance exchange, despite $9 million in outreach, advertising and other PR expenses paid for by the federal government. The entire state of Alaska has yet to register a single person, according to Sen. Lisa Murkowski. ('Juneau how many people have signed up?' asks one cheeky blogger. 'Hint: It's a round number!') A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords. [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] But I guess in all fairness, those willing to go to Mars will get healthcare as part of the plan to travel there, so perhaps the point is that its time to get off this planet and start over on a new planet! how da fuck else we gonna get away from obummer care? This is really our only option at this point. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37241229 United States 10/18/2013 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :kindof: More people wants to leave this planet than deal with this shitty healthcare law And don’t give that typical liberal BS response. Most people would like some healthcare reform but anyone with a brain knows ObummerCare is not reform it’s a take over Or because our planet is hopelessly lost planet is fine, there are just some fucked up people on it |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31555330 United States 10/18/2013 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One of the best titles on GLP ever, gave me great laugh. Thanks. My insurance ends on 12/31 so I need to get covered again. I gave up trying to do my "one stop shopping" I was promised on OC. Took me 3 days to get a name and I never saw any quotes and kept going 'round and round with the website telling me I hadn't answered questions I never saw...Now family member says I will probably have to do it all over again but have not verified that yet. |
truthwillsetyoufreeagain User ID: 23952927 United States 10/18/2013 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ______________ As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837) All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48344953 United States 10/18/2013 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A CNN medical correspondent has found that the online Obamacare system, which was reportedly first tested just days before its Oct. 1 launch, is now spontaneously deleting some Americans' passwords. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47805087 Skynet anyone? And this is just a small taste of what the Obamacare health system will be like. Oops. We lost all your medical records, and that heart pill you're taking is really a laxative for elephants, but we DID just sign you up for a new Iphone and a lifetime subscription to Jet Magazine. |
ST In BG User ID: 46594742 United States 10/18/2013 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Thought About Going To Mazar (What Terrestrials Know As "Mars" ... Is An Interesting Thought !! WE Understand About This Thought Being Of Seriousness Of Some ... & In Jest/Laugher For Others !! In ALL Seriousness However ... This Is Not Permitted For The Moment !! ... As The Planet Is Being Terraformed ... Of Which Various Stages & Operations In Relationship To This ... Are Going On There !! No Interference With This Project Will Be Tolerated/Permitted ... No Spying/Spy Devices Will Be Allowed To See What Is Going On There !! Only Selected Ones ... Who Are Workers ... Ones Who Are Needed For This Project ... Are Allowed Passage !! There Is Only (1) Exception To Our Knowledge ... Where Certain Ones ... Certain Scientists From Terra/Earth ... Who Have No Terrestrial Families Or Connections ... That Wanted To Live Out The Rest Of Their Lives ... Reside In Special Bio Domes On The Surface (As The Mazar Atmosphere Is Not Fully Regenerated !!) They Who Are Given Special Permission ... Are Transported There ... Of Which "Staged False Accidents" ... Where The Body Is Unrecoverable ... Are Arranged ... To Make The Departure Much Simplier !! Of These Beings ... These Terrestrial Scientists ... They Are Not Just There For The "Joy Ride" ... As They Would Help & Contribute ... In The Projects Going On !! ... (In The Very Least ... It Gives Them Something To Do !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!) Of Course Any & All That Go There ... & Are There ... Are Most Securely Scanned & Screened ... (Beyond Anything Available On Terra/Earth) ... So There Is No Possiblity Of Anything Adverse Occuring !! So As To Any "Tourist Ventures" Of Your Moment ... You Can Forget It !! ... As Such Thing Are A Deceptive ... As Much As Ones That Feel They Can Sell Parts Of Kingu (Terra/Earth's Moon) ... When They Have No Authority Or Ability To Do So !! Farewell For Now !! ST In BG |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45969501 United States 10/18/2013 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings: Quoting: ST In BG The Thought About Going To Mazar (What Terrestrials Know As "Mars" ... Is An Interesting Thought !! WE Understand About This Thought Being Of Seriousness Of Some ... & In Jest/Laugher For Others !! In ALL Seriousness However ... This Is Not Permitted For The Moment !! ... As The Planet Is Being Terraformed ... Of Which Various Stages & Operations In Relationship To This ... Are Going On There !! No Interference With This Project Will Be Tolerated/Permitted ... No Spying/Spy Devices Will Be Allowed To See What Is Going On There !! Only Selected Ones ... Who Are Workers ... Ones Who Are Needed For This Project ... Are Allowed Passage !! There Is Only (1) Exception To Our Knowledge ... Where Certain Ones ... Certain Scientists From Terra/Earth ... Who Have No Terrestrial Families Or Connections ... That Wanted To Live Out The Rest Of Their Lives ... Reside In Special Bio Domes On The Surface (As The Mazar Atmosphere Is Not Fully Regenerated !!) They Who Are Given Special Permission ... Are Transported There ... Of Which "Staged False Accidents" ... Where The Body Is Unrecoverable ... Are Arranged ... To Make The Departure Much Simplier !! Of These Beings ... These Terrestrial Scientists ... They Are Not Just There For The "Joy Ride" ... As They Would Help & Contribute ... In The Projects Going On !! ... (In The Very Least ... It Gives Them Something To Do !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!) Of Course Any & All That Go There ... & Are There ... Are Most Securely Scanned & Screened ... (Beyond Anything Available On Terra/Earth) ... So There Is No Possiblity Of Anything Adverse Occuring !! So As To Any "Tourist Ventures" Of Your Moment ... You Can Forget It !! ... As Such Thing Are A Deceptive ... As Much As Ones That Feel They Can Sell Parts Of Kingu (Terra/Earth's Moon) ... When They Have No Authority Or Ability To Do So !! Farewell For Now !! ST In BG Sounds interesting...Where can one sign up to go? |
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