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The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/19/2013 11:44 PM
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77yrs 7mo and 4 dayz!

Sheeze i'll be an old fart by then hahahahahahahaha
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10/19/2013 11:49 PM

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I'm Immortal. This test can't work on me.
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10/19/2013 11:49 PM
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Mine says 62
Drink and smoke
Problem is I am 44 and look like I am about 29 and run circles around these lazy teens and young 20 somethings. SO who knows.. Life here sucks anyway..
Anonymous Coward
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10/23/2013 01:43 PM
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Mine says 62
Drink and smoke
Problem is I am 44 and look like I am about 29 and run circles around these lazy teens and young 20 somethings. SO who knows.. Life here sucks anyway..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48555196




Time for you to start pimpin!
Interdimensional warrior
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10/26/2013 05:07 PM
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According to the 'calculator" i died 2 years ago

cruise
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10/26/2013 05:15 PM
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10/26/2013 05:16 PM

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Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 21st March 2059

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10/26/2013 05:20 PM
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About 50-51. It didn't have Finland so I had to see neighbour countries.
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10/26/2013 05:20 PM
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not working for me

either that, or i haven't got long to li..
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2013 05:22 PM
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Mine says 80 yrs old , I'll take it!!!!!
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10/26/2013 05:24 PM
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must be a pro tobacco website , all smokers will be living in there 80s
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10/26/2013 05:24 PM
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About 50-51. It didn't have Finland so I had to see neighbour countries.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48963382


damn how old are you now ?
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2013 05:32 PM
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WTF mine says 57
looks like i will be able to see the doom if it comes in the next 12 yrs yaaaaaaa
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10/26/2013 05:33 PM
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About 50-51. It didn't have Finland so I had to see neighbour countries.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48963382


damn how old are you now ?
 Quoting: marlborolightsplease


33. That's what you get being obese alcoholic suicidal smoker. afro Actually I really don't want to live even that old. violin
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2013 05:38 PM
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crap, can't I die sooner?, what a drag... 75? (52 now) what did I do to deserve that, I have 23 years of hell to go through - everything is about to crash, and me, I get to live through it...


that sucks...
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Taken from us on

Tuesday
11st March
2053


ffs another 39 years

ahhh

Last Edited by Dr_Doom on 10/26/2013 05:42 PM
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10/26/2013 05:43 PM

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Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 9th February 2035

You will live to be 71 years, 0 months and 14 days old!

7775 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes, 20 seconds, lol
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10/26/2013 05:45 PM
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Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', our advanced life expectancy calculator will accurately* predict the date of your death for you depending on where you live, how much you smoke and your lifestyle. To predict the date of your death, simply input your date of birth, sex, smoking habits, your BMI and the country you live in. If you don't know your BMI simply click the link and our calculator will work out your BMI for you

C'mon folks! Let's see how long the GLP'rs will be around!
Only takes a few minutes..

[link to www.death-clock.org]
 Quoting: SeriouslyFolks


Fackin BULLSHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2013 05:58 PM
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67

But this doesn't take into account my high blood pressure (163/103), so I think I'll die younger than that
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10/26/2013 08:02 PM
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Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 8th March 2048

You will live to be 76 years, 9 months and 20 days old!
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10/26/2013 08:11 PM

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damned

it says I died 516 years ago!

gaah


wait...

oh yeah...

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10/26/2013 08:27 PM
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BMI is fucking bullshit...I'm 6'3 210 and my fat percentage is about 15%...
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10/26/2013 08:34 PM

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Mine says 60 yrs old.......And of yesterday i was given 3 months due to esophagus cancer.......SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEST OP.........I am now 45 .......ASSHOLE.....
 Quoting: catsscratchfever


Dude wtf
Never regret anything,for at one time its exactly what you wanted
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2013 08:41 PM
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67 yrs old
 Quoting: Founders Fan


I got that too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48525227

Me too. Probably because we are Baby Boomers and they know the program is to kill us before we bankrupt SS.

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Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2013 08:51 PM
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I entered my birth date, do I also enter my name address and SSN? pick
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Dec 1, 2056
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2013 02:42 AM
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weirdly enough, I checked this nonsense at 30 years, 4 months, 20 days old. maybe its the smoker in me....
IsFreedomFree?

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10/27/2013 02:44 AM
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You will live to be 65 years, 1 months and 0 days old!


I wish it was tomorrow lol. I hate life on this planet.
finley

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10/27/2013 02:53 AM

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93 years 3 months 15 days. fun..

Last Edited by finley on 10/27/2013 02:54 AM
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10/27/2013 10:20 AM
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Mine says 60 yrs old.......And of yesterday i was given 3 months due to esophagus cancer.......SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEST OP.........I am now 45 .......ASSHOLE.....
 Quoting: catsscratchfever


Fight, my friend, fight! Doctors look at statistics. Statistics don't have to apply to you. That 3 months is the median which means that half of all people suffering from this cancer survive well beyond 3 months.
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