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The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!

 
SeriouslyFolks
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The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', our advanced life expectancy calculator will accurately* predict the date of your death for you depending on where you live, how much you smoke and your lifestyle. To predict the date of your death, simply input your date of birth, sex, smoking habits, your BMI and the country you live in. If you don't know your BMI simply click the link and our calculator will work out your BMI for you

C'mon folks! Let's see how long the GLP'rs will be around!
Only takes a few minutes..

[link to www.death-clock.org]

Last Edited by SeriouslyFolks on 10/19/2013 05:32 PM
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Mine says 82.

Not so sure I wanna be around that long...tissue
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
what a load of horseshit
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what a load of horseshit
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sure it is! Hey, it's raining here...
shoot me
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
mine says 89 .... lol with all this doom I will be happy if i make it 5 more years !
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Here make soms Music ...
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You can even shoot yourself with it cewl
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67 yrs old
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
Mine says I will live to be 84 years, 8 months and 22 days old!

My date of death is suppose to be April 15 2046.


I KNOW I do NOT want to live that long!!!

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Cool ... Even with different shapes ��
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
mine says 89 .... lol with all this doom I will be happy if i make it 5 more years !
 Quoting: Apocalypse Girl


Hahaha. Funny!!!

With all this doom , I'm hoping the doom kills me faster--alot faster!!!!


Last Edited by TheWayWeWere on 10/19/2013 06:02 PM
______________________________________
“In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” George Orwell
---------------------------------------
Fear can only exist in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination. Danger is very real, but fear is a choice!
____________________________________

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." ~ George Washington
_____________________________________

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity.
Elie Wiesel
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67 yrs old
 Quoting: Founders Fan


Why so young?
I smoke and it says 84++...

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“In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” George Orwell
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Fear can only exist in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination. Danger is very real, but fear is a choice!
____________________________________

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." ~ George Washington
_____________________________________

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity.
Elie Wiesel
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67 yrs old
 Quoting: Founders Fan


Why so young?
I smoke and it says 84++...

 Quoting: TheWayWeWere


hehehe stoner
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Hard"well" or core
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Hard"well" or core
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My guess...CORE ;)
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Won't work for me....I must already be dead.
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93.....
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Won't work for me....I must already be dead.
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Wont work?? Hhhhhmmmm....
If you're already dead, then I guess you wont be reading or responding to this post.
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______________________________________
“In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” George Orwell
---------------------------------------
Fear can only exist in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination. Danger is very real, but fear is a choice!
____________________________________

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." ~ George Washington
_____________________________________

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity.
Elie Wiesel
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
Mine says 79 (must cut down on the wine!) Not sure I like watching the seconds tick away...
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
You will live to be 89 years, 8 months and 7 days old!
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mine: ~2042
born: 1990
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Strange--My Mother is born October 10, 1926 and my Father is born on September 3, 1921. The death clock calculation says my Mother and Father will both die on SAME day--Monday October 16, 2017.
I guess time will tell..... But weird!!

______________________________________
“In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” George Orwell
---------------------------------------
Fear can only exist in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination. Danger is very real, but fear is a choice!
____________________________________

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." ~ George Washington
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When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity.
Elie Wiesel
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67 yrs old
 Quoting: Founders Fan


I got that too.
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
You just can never really tell.

I am older than both my grandfather and father.
I am older than my oldest brother who was first born.
I am older than my two closest uncles.

It is a bad feeling to grow older than your parent or your big brother.

You feel guilty for living. You have a sense of guilt, that they are dead and you are still living.

As the time goes by decade upon decade you miss them more and more.

And you want to be with them again, you actually want to go to where they are.
The most precious things are the simple things in life, always present in the simplest of minds.
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Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
Mine says 60 yrs old.......And of yesterday i was given 3 months due to esophagus cancer.......SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEST OP.........I am now 45 .......ASSHOLE.....
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I'm outta here on May 19th, 2044. I'll be 72 so I've got another 30 years of living to do. At least my kids will be grown by then. Cool.
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Says I'm already dead.
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bump
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126 yrs of age

14th of December at 9:31pm
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Mine said 75. I wouldn't put much stock in this thing.
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Mine says 60 yrs old.......And of yesterday i was given 3 months due to esophagus cancer.......SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEST OP.........I am now 45 .......ASSHOLE.....
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Bummer for you... Guess you will just have to prove the docs wrong and stay here for a bit longer.
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