The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!

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The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44944522 United States 10/19/2013 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! 77yrs 7mo and 4 dayz! Sheeze i'll be an old fart by then hahahahahahahaha

Rapophis User ID: 35790097 Canada 10/19/2013 11:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! I'm Immortal. This test can't work on me.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48555196 United States 10/19/2013 11:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Mine says 62 Drink and smoke Problem is I am 44 and look like I am about 29 and run circles around these lazy teens and young 20 somethings. SO who knows.. Life here sucks anyway..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44944522 United States 10/23/2013 01:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Mine says 62 Drink and smoke Problem is I am 44 and look like I am about 29 and run circles around these lazy teens and young 20 somethings. SO who knows.. Life here sucks anyway.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48555196 Time for you to start pimpin!
Interdimensional warrior User ID: 48969517 United States 10/26/2013 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! According to the 'calculator" i died 2 years ago
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48803326 United States 10/26/2013 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die!

The Moran User ID: 45883640 United States 10/26/2013 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 21st March 2059 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48963382 Finland 10/26/2013 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! About 50-51. It didn't have Finland so I had to see neighbour countries.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48952077 United Kingdom 10/26/2013 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! not working for me either that, or i haven't got long to li..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48422593 United States 10/26/2013 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Mine says 80 yrs old , I'll take it!!!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48422593 United States 10/26/2013 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! must be a pro tobacco website , all smokers will be living in there 80s

marlborolightsplease User ID: 48422593 United States 10/26/2013 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! About 50-51. It didn't have Finland so I had to see neighbour countries. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48963382 damn how old are you now ?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45882499 United States 10/26/2013 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! WTF mine says 57 looks like i will be able to see the doom if it comes in the next 12 yrs yaaaaaaa
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48963382 Finland 10/26/2013 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! About 50-51. It didn't have Finland so I had to see neighbour countries. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48963382 damn how old are you now ? Quoting: marlborolightsplease 33. That's what you get being obese alcoholic suicidal smoker. Actually I really don't want to live even that old.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35451027 United States 10/26/2013 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! crap, can't I die sooner?, what a drag... 75? (52 now) what did I do to deserve that, I have 23 years of hell to go through - everything is about to crash, and me, I get to live through it... that sucks...
Dr_Doom User ID: 48905954 United Kingdom 10/26/2013 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Taken from us on Tuesday 11st March 2053 ffs another 39 years Last Edited by Dr_Doom on 10/26/2013 05:42 PM :drdoomison: :UKIPDAY: Welcome to TRUMPLIKE PRODUCTIONS.

ScarlettOHell User ID: 47489539 United States 10/26/2013 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 9th February 2035 You will live to be 71 years, 0 months and 14 days old! 7775 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes, 20 seconds, lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46006924 United Kingdom 10/26/2013 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', our advanced life expectancy calculator will accurately* predict the date of your death for you depending on where you live, how much you smoke and your lifestyle. To predict the date of your death, simply input your date of birth, sex, smoking habits, your BMI and the country you live in. If you don't know your BMI simply click the link and our calculator will work out your BMI for you C'mon folks! Let's see how long the GLP'rs will be around! Only takes a few minutes.. [link to www.death-clock.org] Quoting: SeriouslyFolks Fackin BULLSHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26536501 Canada 10/26/2013 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! 67 But this doesn't take into account my high blood pressure (163/103), so I think I'll die younger than that
Engonoceras User ID: 47724381 United States 10/26/2013 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 8th March 2048 You will live to be 76 years, 9 months and 20 days old!
Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 277248 United States 10/26/2013 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! it says I died 516 years ago! wait... oh yeah... _______________________

Anonymous Coward User ID: 46077201 United States 10/26/2013 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! BMI is fucking bullshit...I'm 6'3 210 and my fat percentage is about 15%...
Jynxx96 User ID: 47942210 United States 10/26/2013 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Mine says 60 yrs old.......And of yesterday i was given 3 months due to esophagus cancer.......SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEST OP.........I am now 45 .......ASSHOLE..... Quoting: catsscratchfever Dude Never regret anything,for at one time its exactly what you wanted
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48868684 United States 10/26/2013 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! 67 yrs old Quoting: Founders Fan I got that too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48525227 Me too. Probably because we are Baby Boomers and they know the program is to kill us before we bankrupt SS. .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46528635 United States 10/26/2013 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! I entered my birth date, do I also enter my name address and SSN?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1444321 United States 10/26/2013 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Dec 1, 2056

Anonymous Coward User ID: 47307343 United States 10/27/2013 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! weirdly enough, I checked this nonsense at 30 years, 4 months, 20 days old. maybe its the smoker in me....
IsFreedomFree? User ID: 45307357 United States 10/27/2013 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! You will live to be 65 years, 1 months and 0 days old! I wish it was tomorrow lol. I hate life on this planet.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42994029 United States 10/27/2013 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! 93 years 3 months 15 days. fun..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48849801 Canada 10/27/2013 10:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The Death Clock-Calculate when you'll die! Mine says 60 yrs old.......And of yesterday i was given 3 months due to esophagus cancer.......SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEST OP.........I am now 45 .......ASSHOLE..... Quoting: catsscratchfever Fight, my friend, fight! Doctors look at statistics. Statistics don't have to apply to you. That 3 months is the median which means that half of all people suffering from this cancer survive well beyond 3 months.
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