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Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth

 
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Just saying. Since there seems to be some "controversy" about this issue, here is some data independent of NASA. The astrometry is based on this image I took on the 17th during this webcast ( Thread: ISON Live Webcast 10-17-13 )
:isonplus1017:
Though JPL will continually update the exact orbital data based on the latest astrometry, the revisions made are extremely small. The difference between JPL's calculated perigee (closest approach distance to earth) for the comet and the perigee I calculated a month ago is only 0.000055 AU. The distance I calculated was based on astrometric data up to, but including, September. The total perigee distance calculated by JPL is about 0.429235 AU. It's not a threat to hit earth.
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Right you are Astro !

But this nothing changes the dust problem. And the possibility of chunks breaking of the comet.
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This needs to be un-pinned. This is common knowledge, but astroshill needs to satisfy his ego.


Besides, even if it was going to hit, there isn't a damn thing anyone on this site could do to stop it.
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No, but wouldn't you like to know if it were going to happen? I know I would. And even if it is common knowledge, some here on GLP claim the opposite (sans evidence of course).
Thread: "The Comet is Coming"... But is it SLOWING DOWN? - DATA CHANGED! - Russia says ISON to IMPACT the Earth on 27th December 2013!!
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The more we don't get hit by stuff the more I believe that we are protected. It's mathematically impossible to be this safe without a variable protecting us.
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth

Just saying. Since there seems to be some "controversy" about this issue, here is some data independent of NASA. The astrometry is based on this image I took on the 17th during this webcast ( Thread: ISON Live Webcast 10-17-13 )
isonplus1017
Though JPL will continually update the exact orbital data based on the latest astrometry, the revisions made are extremely small. The difference between JPL's calculated perigee (closest approach distance to earth) for the comet and the perigee I calculated a month ago is only 0.000055 AU. The distance I calculated was based on astrometric data up to, but including, September. The total perigee distance calculated by JPL is about 0.429235 AU. It's not a threat to hit earth.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Right you are Astro !

But this nothing changes the dust problem. And the possibility of chunks breaking of the comet.
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No chunks from the comet can reach us. The dust isn't a threat. We fly into comet dust every time there's a meteor shower.
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Not hit Earth?

That's bad news on GLP! LOL
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do you promise it wont hit us????
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Ty Astromut for the post, have a few questions though. This comet is supposed to be 50k kilometers across...the size of Venus, this thing wouldn't HAVE to hit us to do considerable damage would it? Also it seems the Russian scientists all think its going to hit....whats up with that? Not trying to promote doom, or refusing to believe facts, just wondering about the other variables that were not mentioned in your post.
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PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ASTRO SERIOUSLY

HE IS A TROLL AGENT, FILLED TO DERAIL.
YOUR ATTENTION FROM ISON. IT WILL IMPACT EARTH.

WE ARE BEING LIED.
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Thread: Incoming celestial object

You have approximately 60 days to prepare for the influence of an object that is inbound from the Orion constellation. The object will NOT impact Earth, the moon, or any other planetary body in our universe. But, given the nature of the object -- life as you know it will forever change.

I can only tell you this: The U.S. government has been tracking this object and studying it from the same location where they have the remains of the UFO that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico: White Sands Missile Rage (WSMR).

How do I know this? I have a bunch of little letters after my name and I was employed by NewTech at WSMR in order to study the physics of this object. I have resigned my position and I am secreting my family in the Ozarks with enough food, water, fuel, and energy resources to last 2 years. There are many of us who are doing so.

God speed, and God save us from what is about to occur.
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Thanks Bro, exactly in line with some other 'insiders' timeline (mid-Dec). Do you know what type of effects we are expecting? Meteor? Solar flare? Earth quake? Will it be global or just US continent?

hf
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Astro, I read these forums multiple times a day. Who exactly is saying that this comet will hit earth? It has been extremely clear that this comet is not going to hit earth. The fact that you're creating a thread stating comet ison will not hit earth is fairly odd if I must say.
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Ty Astromut for the post, have a few questions though. This comet is supposed to be 50k kilometers across...the size of Venus, this thing wouldn't HAVE to hit us to do considerable damage would it? Also it seems the Russian scientists all think its going to hit....whats up with that? Not trying to promote doom, or refusing to believe facts, just wondering about the other variables that were not mentioned in your post.
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The coma is even larger than that, but it doesn't matter: it's very tenuous. It would have to hit us to do any serious damage, though a close approach could hypothetically result in micrometeorite damage to satellites. Not an issue at .4 AU though, not even close.
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth
Astro, I read these forums multiple times a day. Who exactly is saying that this comet will hit earth? It has been extremely clear that this comet is not going to hit earth. The fact that you're creating a thread stating comet ison will not hit earth is fairly odd if I must say.
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Thread: "The Comet is Coming"... But is it SLOWING DOWN? - DATA CHANGED! - Russia says ISON to IMPACT the Earth on 27th December 2013!!
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ASTRO SERIOUSLY

HE IS A TROLL AGENT, FILLED TO DERAIL.
YOUR ATTENTION FROM ISON. IT WILL IMPACT EARTH.

WE ARE BEING LIED.
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Astro, if nasa isn't releasing info where do you get yours?
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Thread: Incoming celestial object

You have approximately 60 days to prepare for the influence of an object that is inbound from the Orion constellation. The object will NOT impact Earth, the moon, or any other planetary body in our universe. But, given the nature of the object -- life as you know it will forever change.

I can only tell you this: The U.S. government has been tracking this object and studying it from the same location where they have the remains of the UFO that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico: White Sands Missile Rage (WSMR).

How do I know this? I have a bunch of little letters after my name and I was employed by NewTech at WSMR in order to study the physics of this object. I have resigned my position and I am secreting my family in the Ozarks with enough food, water, fuel, and energy resources to last 2 years. There are many of us who are doing so.

God speed, and God save us from what is about to occur.
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Well, how many times on this forum I read things similar to yours and it 's never happened.
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ISON is a distraction!


There is a red object in the western sky.


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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ASTRO SERIOUSLY

HE IS A TROLL AGENT, FILLED TO DERAIL.
YOUR ATTENTION FROM ISON. IT WILL IMPACT EARTH.

WE ARE BEING LIED.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48436471

:takemeds:
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Astro, if nasa isn't releasing info where do you get yours?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48648708


good question haha, as I've said before
people tend to take Astro seriously, like he's some
big shot. He's nothing more than an agent.

Who insults you if you call him one..

Please unpin this pile of shit.
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth

Just saying. Since there seems to be some "controversy" about this issue, here is some data independent of NASA. The astrometry is based on this image I took on the 17th during this webcast ( Thread: ISON Live Webcast 10-17-13 )
:isonplus1017:
Though JPL will continually update the exact orbital data based on the latest astrometry, the revisions made are extremely small. The difference between JPL's calculated perigee (closest approach distance to earth) for the comet and the perigee I calculated a month ago is only 0.000055 AU. The distance I calculated was based on astrometric data up to, but including, September. The total perigee distance calculated by JPL is about 0.429235 AU. It's not a threat to hit earth.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Right you are Astro !

But this nothing changes the dust problem. And the possibility of chunks breaking of the comet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48639971


No chunks from the comet can reach us. The dust isn't a threat. We fly into comet dust every time there's a meteor shower.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Explain this to me Mr.All-knowing

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Astro,
What's your take on comets, are they dirty dusty snowball?
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Ty Astromut for the post, have a few questions though. This comet is supposed to be 50k kilometers across...the size of Venus, this thing wouldn't HAVE to hit us to do considerable damage would it? Also it seems the Russian scientists all think its going to hit....whats up with that? Not trying to promote doom, or refusing to believe facts, just wondering about the other variables that were not mentioned in your post.
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The coma is even larger than that, but it doesn't matter: it's very tenuous. It would have to hit us to do any serious damage, though a close approach could hypothetically result in micrometeorite damage to satellites. Not an issue at .4 AU though, not even close.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Ty for the quick and logical response, greatly appreciated.
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Are we going "through" the tail of it? That's what I want to know. That's what is being said.

If so, what are the dates and what do you think will be the outcome of that? Maybe no one knows?

Just an honest question.

Shill or not. LOL ;-P

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Ty Astromut for the post, have a few questions though. This comet is supposed to be 50k kilometers across...the size of Venus, this thing wouldn't HAVE to hit us to do considerable damage would it? Also it seems the Russian scientists all think its going to hit....whats up with that? Not trying to promote doom, or refusing to believe facts, just wondering about the other variables that were not mentioned in your post.
 Quoting: Blamelag


The coma is even larger than that, but it doesn't matter: it's very tenuous. It would have to hit us to do any serious damage, though a close approach could hypothetically result in micrometeorite damage to satellites. Not an issue at .4 AU though, not even close.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Do you know how big the core is, astro? One of the most common claims about this thing is that it's the size of a planet, even a gas giant. Obviously that's just the length of its tail, but I can't really find a source to tell me what the mass of the core is, even as an estimate.
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ASTRO SERIOUSLY

HE IS A TROLL AGENT, FILLED TO DERAIL.
YOUR ATTENTION FROM ISON. IT WILL IMPACT EARTH.

WE ARE BEING LIED.
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takemeds
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Astro, if nasa isn't releasing info where do you get yours?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48648708


I calculated the orbit myself. NASA's figures that I compared to are freely available on jpl.
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ASTRO SERIOUSLY

HE IS A TROLL AGENT, FILLED TO DERAIL.
YOUR ATTENTION FROM ISON. IT WILL IMPACT EARTH.

WE ARE BEING LIED.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48436471

:takemeds:
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Astro, if nasa isn't releasing info where do you get yours?
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I calculated the orbit myself. NASA's figures that I compared to are freely available on jpl.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


ahahahah this explains a lot, where is your PHD?.
You calculated it yourself, which is why I call bullshit.

THIS THREAD NEEDS UNPINNED. NOW
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Astro has been right for years, YEARS!

Thinkn you tards would figure it out by now.
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hahaha you know most of those tards dont really have a life, they are in the basement of their mommy or somewhere hidden in the closet of their wife's, and there they can scream doom and so lol

Off course it will not hit the Earth but will you hear those screaming hardest about doom come back and appologize for their fearmongering behaviour?
Nope, they will find a new comet and repeat it all over again.
In the end they are right but I doubt they will be alive to experience it.
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth
Astro, I read these forums multiple times a day. Who exactly is saying that this comet will hit earth? It has been extremely clear that this comet is not going to hit earth. The fact that you're creating a thread stating comet ison will not hit earth is fairly odd if I must say.
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Thread: "The Comet is Coming"... But is it SLOWING DOWN? - DATA CHANGED! - Russia says ISON to IMPACT the Earth on 27th December 2013!!
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Hmm, I must have missed that post. You know though, I find it odd how you say this comet is still on course. Comet ISON's course has changed in the past few weeks. Who really knows though what course it will be on when the back side of the comet sees the sun. When that side of the comet starts burning it could rocket the comet directly at us, or maybe further away. It's all a guessing game at this point. To say this comet will or will not hit earth is all a matter of opinion at this point. There is no solid fact what path ISON will take. This event is too close for comfort in my opinion.
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PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ASTRO SERIOUSLY

HE IS A TROLL AGENT, FILLED TO DERAIL.
YOUR ATTENTION FROM ISON. IT WILL IMPACT EARTH.

WE ARE BEING LIED.
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 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Astro, if nasa isn't releasing info where do you get yours?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48648708


I calculated the orbit myself. NASA's figures that I compared to are freely available on jpl.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Astro, I thought the nasa info was all old, not up to date.
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Sucks. I was hoping it'd strike D.C.

blast
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Astro please,
What's your take on comets, are they dirty dusty snowball?

thks
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Re: Comet ISON is still on course and will not hit earth

Just saying. Since there seems to be some "controversy" about this issue, here is some data independent of NASA. The astrometry is based on this image I took on the 17th during this webcast ( Thread: ISON Live Webcast 10-17-13 )
isonplus1017
Though JPL will continually update the exact orbital data based on the latest astrometry, the revisions made are extremely small. The difference between JPL's calculated perigee (closest approach distance to earth) for the comet and the perigee I calculated a month ago is only 0.000055 AU. The distance I calculated was based on astrometric data up to, but including, September. The total perigee distance calculated by JPL is about 0.429235 AU. It's not a threat to hit earth.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


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