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SATIRE, MY BADNESS.Obamacare Website Accidentally Enrolls Thousands in Sex Offender Registry

 
Captain Clownshoes
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[link to dailycurrant.com]

Wow.

This should be a discussion. I think it was intentional.
I bet those that were put to the registery were republicans that left dirty messages of their disagreement of the ACA.

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"Unfortunately due to a technical issue, a number of people applying for health insurance are now mistakenly listed in our national sex offender registry," the statement reads. "We deeply regret this error and hope to fix it as soon as possible.


"Due to the extreme volume of traffic this site is currently experiencing, however, it may be several months or years before we are able to erase these names from the list. Please accept our apology."

Yeah, WTF ever bitch.
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Is this PIN worthy?

Discussion?

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Today's revelations will no doubt escalate criticism of the exchanges in particular and the law in general, and may lead to dire political consequences for the president. Several of the individuals affected are understandably upset and angry with the Obama administration.

You got that shit right!
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The federal health care exchange at Heathcare.gov has accidentally enrolled thousands of applicants in the government's sex offender registry, the latest of many technical failures to hit the troubled site.

Such a HUGE failure. SMDH....
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Really?
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Is this PIN worthy?

Discussion?

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 Quoting: Captain Clownshoes


Hell yes it's pin worthy! Are they seriously sabotaging their own website?

Insanity. How do you accidentally put them on a sex offender list? LMAO!!!!

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Daily Currant?

Ahem....
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This is a joke, right? Like a piece from the onion?
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That is worst than being put on the no fly list, that error could ruin peoples lives...doubtful they will be expunged from the list properly.
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More.

[link to www.codewit.com]
Real list

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Obviously an Onion like site.

Funny though
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Aaaand, more.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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Daily Currant?

Ahem....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47705711


Oh shit...is this a joke site?

LOL!

Sorry...they got me.

Phew...
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This is a joke, right? Like a piece from the onion?
 Quoting: Dried Up Hag


Im not sure. Kathleen Sebelius is quoted an apology.
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Kathleen Sebelius is quoted about the blunder, so not sure if it is fake or not. Me think its not fake.
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 Quoting: Captain Clownshoes


Oops, wrong story.
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Obviously an Onion like site.

Funny though
 Quoting: Real list


Must be lol. Otherwise someone had to intentionally program the healthcare website to access the sex offenders database, which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, unless they are actually building skynet or something lol.
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if this was a real story i would have assumed it was due to a disgruntled programmer...

lol
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Its called satire you prick
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Its called satire you prick
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Dude its fake

[link to dailycurrant.com]

Q. Are your news stories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

Q. Who are your influences?

A. Bat for Lashes, Dave Brubeck, Regina Spektor and Jeff Buckley.
Married, kids, etc.
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This is a joke, right? Like a piece from the onion?
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About

The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.
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if this was a real story i would have assumed it was due to a disgruntled programmer...

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48032421


Or, there is a special panel or group who work for the ACA that sifts through the ones who signed up and left their disdain messages that were retrieved by this panel/group.
Just an observational opinion.
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Dude its fake

[link to dailycurrant.com]

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A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

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A. Bat for Lashes, Dave Brubeck, Regina Spektor and Jeff Buckley.
 Quoting: snarky74


Honestly, I have never heard of the dailycurant. I just got this in social media and jumped on it since as the trainwreck called obamacare, nothing surprises me to their next big disaster.

My question is, why did they write a quote from Kathleen Sebelius?
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Dude its fake

[link to dailycurrant.com]

Q. Are your news stories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

Q. Who are your influences?

A. Bat for Lashes, Dave Brubeck, Regina Spektor and Jeff Buckley.
 Quoting: snarky74


Honestly, I have never heard of the dailycurant. I just got this in social media and jumped on it since as the trainwreck called obamacare, nothing surprises me to their next big disaster.

My question is, why did they write a quote from Kathleen Sebelius?
 Quoting: Captain Clownshoes


And if this is fake and proven to be so, I would ask the moderators to unpublish my thread.

Thanks in advance.
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rofl

The onion had a piece about Obamacare now being sold on 35 floppy disks...
Thanks for the upgrade!
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[link to dailycurrant.com]

Wow.

This should be a discussion. I think it was intentional.
I bet those that were put to the registery were republicans that left dirty messages of their disagreement of the ACA.
 Quoting: Captain Clownshoes


You are fucking stupid
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**oops, satire. I guess I should read a little further before commenting.

blush

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OMFG this is hilarious!!

these kind of epic fails do make subjecting ourselves to American dominance on a daily basis worth it..

thanks America for the laugh, but really I do care.

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