SATIRE, MY BADNESS.Obamacare Website Accidentally Enrolls Thousands in Sex Offender Registry

"Unfortunately due to a technical issue, a number of people applying for health insurance are now mistakenly listed in our national sex offender registry," the statement reads. "We deeply regret this error and hope to fix it as soon as possible.


"Due to the extreme volume of traffic this site is currently experiencing, however, it may be several months or years before we are able to erase these names from the list. Please accept our apology."

Yeah, WTF ever bitch.

Is this PIN worthy?

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Today's revelations will no doubt escalate criticism of the exchanges in particular and the law in general, and may lead to dire political consequences for the president. Several of the individuals affected are understandably upset and angry with the Obama administration.

You got that shit right!

The federal health care exchange at Heathcare.gov has accidentally enrolled thousands of applicants in the government's sex offender registry, the latest of many technical failures to hit the troubled site.

Such a HUGE failure. SMDH....

Really?

Hell yes it's pin worthy! Are they seriously sabotaging their own website?

Insanity. How do you accidentally put them on a sex offender list? LMAO!!!!

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Daily Currant?

Ahem....

This is a joke, right? Like a piece from the onion?

That is worst than being put on the no fly list, that error could ruin peoples lives...doubtful they will be expunged from the list properly.

More.

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Obviously an Onion like site.

Funny though

Oh shit...is this a joke site?

LOL!

Sorry...they got me.

Phew...

Im not sure. Kathleen Sebelius is quoted an apology.

Kathleen Sebelius is quoted about the blunder, so not sure if it is fake or not. Me think its not fake.

Must be lol. Otherwise someone had to intentionally program the healthcare website to access the sex offenders database, which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, unless they are actually building skynet or something lol.

if this was a real story i would have assumed it was due to a disgruntled programmer...

lol

Its called satire you prick

Dude its fake

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Correct!

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Or, there is a special panel or group who work for the ACA that sifts through the ones who signed up and left their disdain messages that were retrieved by this panel/group.
Just an observational opinion.

Honestly, I have never heard of the dailycurant. I just got this in social media and jumped on it since as the trainwreck called obamacare, nothing surprises me to their next big disaster.

My question is, why did they write a quote from Kathleen Sebelius?

And if this is fake and proven to be so, I would ask the moderators to unpublish my thread.

Thanks in advance.

The onion had a piece about Obamacare now being sold on 35 floppy disks...

You are fucking stupid

**oops, satire. I guess I should read a little further before commenting.

:blush:

OMFG this is hilarious!!

these kind of epic fails do make subjecting ourselves to American dominance on a daily basis worth it..

thanks America for the laugh, but really I do care.

Mods, would you please remove my thread. Ive learned its bullshit.

BTW, Nancy Grace has a murder charge on her. According to this lame website.

Just edit the first post to say it is satire if you want. It probably wont be deleted.