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I am a 32nd degree mason, but...

 
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I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
with your help, I can get to 33rd degree!

The Masons have decided to embrace social networking, and you can decide on the next mortal ruler of this lower dimension! Tune in to Fox's hit new show, Make Me a Grandmaster!, login to Facebook, and you can vote me in!

And see me sing Adele's Rolling in the Deep!

I need your help, America! The competition is crazy this year with two lizards, a Grey, and a halfling, so if you want a secret ruler who will crush your mortal soul with velvet gloves, than tune in and vote me in!!!!

MASON4EVA!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!

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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
Marduk is the Son of Enki who told you that if you Worship him you will have an Eternal Afterlife.


They are Daeva, false gods to be rejected.


Their promise of an afterlife is a Lie.


Jesus is going to come back and setup his Millennial Kingdom.

Everyone will be given the real eucharist that the annunaki forbid us to have.


And we will live forever in eternal health and life in the now.
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
Marduk is the Son of Enki who told you that if you Worship him you will have an Eternal Afterlife.


They are Daeva, false gods to be rejected.


Their promise of an afterlife is a Lie.


Jesus is going to come back and setup his Millennial Kingdom.

Everyone will be given the real eucharist that the annunaki forbid us to have.


And we will live forever in eternal health and life in the now.
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You are SO not going to win with that load of crap!

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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
Hahahahaha! Awesome!!!

Not NEARLY enough fun is poked at these dudes. Bravo!
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
Marduk is the Son of Enki who told you that if you Worship him you will have an Eternal Afterlife.


They are Daeva, false gods to be rejected.


Their promise of an afterlife is a Lie.


Jesus is going to come back and setup his Millennial Kingdom.

Everyone will be given the real eucharist that the annunaki forbid us to have.


And we will live forever in eternal health and life in the now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069


My god can kick your god's ass--love it!!! Better and better.
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
I call bsflag, gnomesayin'?
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
What's the appeal in marching around with a skirt doing stupid lame rituals.
Masons are strictly for comedy purposes only.
We are special, our lame Lil handshake, we think we are apart of an elite group.
Lol, and you worship a false god.
In your perspective, what does the number 33 actually represent, bet you get this wrong.
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
Masons = A tree house club that acquired way too much money and power through subversion and lies.
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
with your help, I can get to 33rd degree!

The Masons have decided to embrace social networking, and you can decide on the next mortal ruler of this lower dimension! Tune in to Fox's hit new show, Make Me a Grandmaster!, login to Facebook, and you can vote me in!

And see me sing Adele's Rolling in the Deep!

I need your help, America! The competition is crazy this year with two lizards, a Grey, and a halfling, so if you want a secret ruler who will crush your mortal soul with velvet gloves, than tune in and vote me in!!!!

MASON4EVA!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!

Idol1moshpitdancingmoving
 Quoting: CrazyEyesThreadKilla


With velvet gloves, is that gentleman trolling?
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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Re: I am a 32nd degree mason, but...
Marduk is the Son of Enki who told you that if you Worship him you will have an Eternal Afterlife.


They are Daeva, false gods to be rejected.


Their promise of an afterlife is a Lie.


Jesus is going to come back and setup his Millennial Kingdom.

Everyone will be given the real eucharist that the annunaki forbid us to have.


And we will live forever in eternal health and life in the now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069


My god can kick your god's ass--love it!!! Better and better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32008295



Let me explain to you what their plan of after life could mean for you.

They will create a Carbon Copy of your Body and they will upload your consciousness into the Avatar.

This will be their Attempt at immortality.

But the Original will die, actually be terminated and you will have your "afterlife" as a Machine.

You will be trapped here with no chance at Ascension.

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