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Tell the secret you swore you'd never tell anyone

 
Odd John
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Tell the secret you swore you'd never tell anyone
Just go ahead and unburden yourself. You might feel a lot better after unloading that baggage.
Will you listen to what your senses tell you or will you let others think for you?
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The direct approach....popcorn
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When I was 8 years old. I took a toy hot-wheels car I found on the ground in the walkway into a Walmart store. I put in my pocket and didn't tell my parents. I was sure I was stealing it and the guilt caused me to become addicted to drugs later in life.
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I like smelling my ear wax.
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10/26/2013 01:23 AM

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When I was 8 years old. I took a toy hot-wheels car I found on the ground in the walkway into a Walmart store. I put in my pocket and didn't tell my parents. I was sure I was stealing it and the guilt caused me to become addicted to drugs later in life.
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You fought the system good job.
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Heaven is on the way...
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When I was a teenage I told a girl I loved her and then after sleeping with her the first time she called me 5 times later that night to talk. After the sixth time she called, at about 11:30pm, I pretended I was asleep and didn't answer the phone. The next day, she asked me if I was really asleep. And I said, Yes.
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I had sex with a 40 year old Canadian post worker regularly when I was 14.She said every thing was fine as long as the mail was delivered.
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10/26/2013 01:28 AM

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Back when I first started dating my fiancé. 5 years ago. I met her family for the first time during their big Xmas get together.

I was nervous ofcourse. But things went fairly smooth until I snuck downstairs to use the restroom.


I clogged the toilet and it overflowed so fast and so violently that I panicked and just left it..

I walked out the basement slider, around to the front of the house and bummed a smoke off one of her cousins and rejoined the party that way.

About an hour later the house erupted into chaos with the dad slopping around in the toilet water in his socks, pulling boxes out into the snow from the storage room to get them out of the 1" of standing water. The entire carpeting of the basement was needed to be replaced after that.

Luckily there were 30+ people there with numerous kids so I avoided becoming a suspect.

I haven't spoken of it since.

The sad part is they no longer have the full family Xmas parties at her parents house anymore.

:(

I feel horrible about it.
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I fucked The Comedian in his asshole until he screamed and left GLP, but i'm sorry now. verysad
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Back when I first started dating my fiancé. 5 years ago. I met her family for the first time during their big Xmas get together.

I was nervous ofcourse. But things went fairly smooth until I snuck downstairs to use the restroom.


I clogged the toilet and it overflowed so fast and so violently that I panicked and just left it..

I walked out the basement slider, around to the front of the house and bummed a smoke off one of her cousins and rejoined the party that way.

About an hour later the house erupted into chaos with the dad slopping around in the toilet water in his socks, pulling boxes out into the snow from the storage room to get them out of the 1" of standing water. The entire carpeting of the basement was needed to be replaced after that.

Luckily there were 30+ people there with numerous kids so I avoided becoming a suspect.

I haven't spoken of it since.

The sad part is they no longer have the full family Xmas parties at her parents house anymore.

:(

I feel horrible about it.
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WOAH THAT IS EPIC LOL!
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Back when I first started dating my fiancé. 5 years ago. I met her family for the first time during their big Xmas get together.

I was nervous ofcourse. But things went fairly smooth until I snuck downstairs to use the restroom.


I clogged the toilet and it overflowed so fast and so violently that I panicked and just left it..

I walked out the basement slider, around to the front of the house and bummed a smoke off one of her cousins and rejoined the party that way.

About an hour later the house erupted into chaos with the dad slopping around in the toilet water in his socks, pulling boxes out into the snow from the storage room to get them out of the 1" of standing water. The entire carpeting of the basement was needed to be replaced after that.

Luckily there were 30+ people there with numerous kids so I avoided becoming a suspect.

I haven't spoken of it since.

The sad part is they no longer have the full family Xmas parties at her parents house anymore.

:(

I feel horrible about it.
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I fucked The Comedian in his asshole until he screamed and left GLP, but i'm sorry now. verysad
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One time at band camp I told all the girls that the shape of the bass drum mallet was originally modeled after an ancient greek model of the penis of Zeus. The next day, 5 girls didn't show up for practice and we were told they got sick and had to go home........
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10/26/2013 01:33 AM
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I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized.
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I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized.
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Seriously,

I beat up a guy one time because I though he looked like another guy. But actually he was just a random guy. Cocaine is one hell-of-a-drug if you're drinking whiskey with it too.
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I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized.
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blahblah5
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Oh come on now. What is wrong with natural medicine?
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When I was 8 years old. I took a toy hot-wheels car I found on the ground in the walkway into a Walmart store. I put in my pocket and didn't tell my parents. I was sure I was stealing it and the guilt caused me to become addicted to drugs later in life.
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You fought the system good job.
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cruise
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10/26/2013 01:40 AM
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I know that some websites that used to be "cool" are now monitored and controlled by the NSA but I don't tell the other people that use the forum....
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I dont shower every day and sleep in my clothes at night
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I dont shower every day and sleep in my clothes at night
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You must smell like an ass then.
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10/26/2013 01:42 AM
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The guy that Dr. Acula uses in his avatar is actually my father. He wasn't a very important, or good actor, but it was hell being his kid. He was hard on us.
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I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized.
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blahblah5
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Oh come on now. What is wrong with natural medicine?
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boogers are on the way out stuff...just like shit and piss and ear wax and pimple puss....and whateverslaphim
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I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized.
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blahblah5
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Oh come on now. What is wrong with natural medicine?
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boogers are on the way out stuff...just like shit and piss and ear wax and pimple puss....and whateverslaphim
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A booger saved is a booger well used. No better natural medicine can be had. As much as it may gross you out, boogers are natures immunizations. Take once a day for good health. If you aren't producing boogers, then you don't need boogers. If you are, you'd be best server to munch those little nuggets of natural immune defense.
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2nd semester college I didn't pay on time and wasn't enrolled so I ended up just selling weed full time. I was living at home and lied to my parents about going to school so I wouldn't have to pay rent or work.

I would get up every day and go out, chop to kids I knew in high school, friends or whoever and then do whatever I want for the rest of the day.. Chill at a friends, go hit the driving range, play some shinny hockey at my college campus. It was the good life, and I ended up making enough money to pay for the next few semesters and finished my degree.

I feel bad getting a free ride like that but it really helped me out in the long run, and I was able to move out a lot faster.
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OK, this isn't the worst one, but it's the worst one I'm willing to admit.

When I was young, 5 years old at most, I mistook a circular piece of old dried dog poo for a powdered donut, and I picked it up and took a bite.

Immediately realizing the mistake I spit the poo out and scraped my tongue. Then my Mom calmed me down and had me drink a few glasses of water.
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blahblah5
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Oh come on now. What is wrong with natural medicine?
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boogers are on the way out stuff...just like shit and piss and ear wax and pimple puss....and whateverslaphim
 Quoting: TVB


A booger saved is a booger well used. No better natural medicine can be had. As much as it may gross you out, boogers are natures immunizations. Take once a day for good health. If you aren't producing boogers, then you don't need boogers. If you are, you'd be best server to munch those little nuggets of natural immune defense.
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We once went to friends of my parents, I was a child.

I was walking around their house, there was a door to a shed with the key on it. I took the key and burried it in the ground the other side of the house.

I went inside, we needed to go outside again.

They went to the shed and noticed the key was gone. Funny thing is, we all started looking for it.

I started to search in the ground.

"I found it", I said. Them going, how the hell did that end up there. Me going: "No idea" hearts


I was evil.

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OK, this isn't the worst one, but it's the worst one I'm willing to admit.

When I was young, 5 years old at most, I mistook a circular piece of old dried dog poo for a powdered donut, and I picked it up and took a bite.

Immediately realizing the mistake I spit the poo out and scraped my tongue. Then my Mom calmed me down and had me drink a few glasses of water.
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That must have tasted interesting.





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2nd semester college I didn't pay on time and wasn't enrolled so I ended up just selling weed full time. I was living at home and lied to my parents about going to school so I wouldn't have to pay rent or work.

I would get up every day and go out, chop to kids I knew in high school, friends or whoever and then do whatever I want for the rest of the day.. Chill at a friends, go hit the driving range, play some shinny hockey at my college campus. It was the good life, and I ended up making enough money to pay for the next few semesters and finished my degree.

I feel bad getting a free ride like that but it really helped me out in the long run, and I was able to move out a lot faster.
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it ain't like you were geezing john belushi in a hotel room.

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