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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27525753 United States 10/26/2013 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 8 years old. I took a toy hot-wheels car I found on the ground in the walkway into a Walmart store. I put in my pocket and didn't tell my parents. I was sure I was stealing it and the guilt caused me to become addicted to drugs later in life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 10/26/2013 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 8 years old. I took a toy hot-wheels car I found on the ground in the walkway into a Walmart store. I put in my pocket and didn't tell my parents. I was sure I was stealing it and the guilt caused me to become addicted to drugs later in life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27525753 You fought the system good job. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27525753 United States 10/26/2013 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was a teenage I told a girl I loved her and then after sleeping with her the first time she called me 5 times later that night to talk. After the sixth time she called, at about 11:30pm, I pretended I was asleep and didn't answer the phone. The next day, she asked me if I was really asleep. And I said, Yes. |
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Paved In Chaos User ID: 46653012 United States 10/26/2013 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I first started dating my fiancé. 5 years ago. I met her family for the first time during their big Xmas get together. I was nervous ofcourse. But things went fairly smooth until I snuck downstairs to use the restroom. I clogged the toilet and it overflowed so fast and so violently that I panicked and just left it.. I walked out the basement slider, around to the front of the house and bummed a smoke off one of her cousins and rejoined the party that way. About an hour later the house erupted into chaos with the dad slopping around in the toilet water in his socks, pulling boxes out into the snow from the storage room to get them out of the 1" of standing water. The entire carpeting of the basement was needed to be replaced after that. Luckily there were 30+ people there with numerous kids so I avoided becoming a suspect. I haven't spoken of it since. The sad part is they no longer have the full family Xmas parties at her parents house anymore. :( I feel horrible about it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 10/26/2013 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I first started dating my fiancé. 5 years ago. I met her family for the first time during their big Xmas get together. Quoting: Paved In Chaos I was nervous ofcourse. But things went fairly smooth until I snuck downstairs to use the restroom. I clogged the toilet and it overflowed so fast and so violently that I panicked and just left it.. I walked out the basement slider, around to the front of the house and bummed a smoke off one of her cousins and rejoined the party that way. About an hour later the house erupted into chaos with the dad slopping around in the toilet water in his socks, pulling boxes out into the snow from the storage room to get them out of the 1" of standing water. The entire carpeting of the basement was needed to be replaced after that. Luckily there were 30+ people there with numerous kids so I avoided becoming a suspect. I haven't spoken of it since. The sad part is they no longer have the full family Xmas parties at her parents house anymore. :( I feel horrible about it. WOAH THAT IS EPIC LOL! |
TVB User ID: 48853825 Canada 10/26/2013 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I first started dating my fiancé. 5 years ago. I met her family for the first time during their big Xmas get together. Quoting: Paved In Chaos I was nervous ofcourse. But things went fairly smooth until I snuck downstairs to use the restroom. I clogged the toilet and it overflowed so fast and so violently that I panicked and just left it.. I walked out the basement slider, around to the front of the house and bummed a smoke off one of her cousins and rejoined the party that way. About an hour later the house erupted into chaos with the dad slopping around in the toilet water in his socks, pulling boxes out into the snow from the storage room to get them out of the 1" of standing water. The entire carpeting of the basement was needed to be replaced after that. Luckily there were 30+ people there with numerous kids so I avoided becoming a suspect. I haven't spoken of it since. The sad part is they no longer have the full family Xmas parties at her parents house anymore. :( I feel horrible about it. |
Paved In Chaos User ID: 46653012 United States 10/26/2013 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27525753 United States 10/26/2013 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One time at band camp I told all the girls that the shape of the bass drum mallet was originally modeled after an ancient greek model of the penis of Zeus. The next day, 5 girls didn't show up for practice and we were told they got sick and had to go home........ |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 57108 United States 10/26/2013 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 8 years old. I took a toy hot-wheels car I found on the ground in the walkway into a Walmart store. I put in my pocket and didn't tell my parents. I was sure I was stealing it and the guilt caused me to become addicted to drugs later in life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27525753 You fought the system good job. _______________________ |
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TVB User ID: 48853825 Canada 10/26/2013 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17894339 Oh come on now. What is wrong with natural medicine? boogers are on the way out stuff...just like shit and piss and ear wax and pimple puss....and whatever |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27525753 United States 10/26/2013 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose every day and eat my boogers. It keeps my immune system excersized. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17894339 Oh come on now. What is wrong with natural medicine? boogers are on the way out stuff...just like shit and piss and ear wax and pimple puss....and whatever A booger saved is a booger well used. No better natural medicine can be had. As much as it may gross you out, boogers are natures immunizations. Take once a day for good health. If you aren't producing boogers, then you don't need boogers. If you are, you'd be best server to munch those little nuggets of natural immune defense. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44065479 Canada 10/26/2013 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would get up every day and go out, chop to kids I knew in high school, friends or whoever and then do whatever I want for the rest of the day.. Chill at a friends, go hit the driving range, play some shinny hockey at my college campus. It was the good life, and I ended up making enough money to pay for the next few semesters and finished my degree. I feel bad getting a free ride like that but it really helped me out in the long run, and I was able to move out a lot faster. |
Odd John (OP) User ID: 48482712 United States 10/26/2013 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, this isn't the worst one, but it's the worst one I'm willing to admit. When I was young, 5 years old at most, I mistook a circular piece of old dried dog poo for a powdered donut, and I picked it up and took a bite. Immediately realizing the mistake I spit the poo out and scraped my tongue. Then my Mom calmed me down and had me drink a few glasses of water. The President is an employee. His boss is the tax payer. |
TVB User ID: 48853825 Canada 10/26/2013 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | boogers are on the way out stuff...just like shit and piss and ear wax and pimple puss....and whatever A booger saved is a booger well used. No better natural medicine can be had. As much as it may gross you out, boogers are natures immunizations. Take once a day for good health. If you aren't producing boogers, then you don't need boogers. If you are, you'd be best server to munch those little nuggets of natural immune defense. '''' |
Inspired 2 User ID: 48897678 Belgium 10/26/2013 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We once went to friends of my parents, I was a child. I was walking around their house, there was a door to a shed with the key on it. I took the key and burried it in the ground the other side of the house. I went inside, we needed to go outside again. They went to the shed and noticed the key was gone. Funny thing is, we all started looking for it. I started to search in the ground. "I found it", I said. Them going, how the hell did that end up there. Me going: "No idea" I was evil. Last Edited by Desertportal on 10/26/2013 01:58 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 10/26/2013 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, this isn't the worst one, but it's the worst one I'm willing to admit. Quoting: Odd John When I was young, 5 years old at most, I mistook a circular piece of old dried dog poo for a powdered donut, and I picked it up and took a bite. Immediately realizing the mistake I spit the poo out and scraped my tongue. Then my Mom calmed me down and had me drink a few glasses of water. That must have tasted interesting. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42290617 United States 10/26/2013 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2nd semester college I didn't pay on time and wasn't enrolled so I ended up just selling weed full time. I was living at home and lied to my parents about going to school so I wouldn't have to pay rent or work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44065479 I would get up every day and go out, chop to kids I knew in high school, friends or whoever and then do whatever I want for the rest of the day.. Chill at a friends, go hit the driving range, play some shinny hockey at my college campus. It was the good life, and I ended up making enough money to pay for the next few semesters and finished my degree. I feel bad getting a free ride like that but it really helped me out in the long run, and I was able to move out a lot faster. it ain't like you were geezing john belushi in a hotel room. |