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Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster

 
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Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
dude


right now,


get up off your chair,


walk to the phone,


and call 911


tell them you are a sick fuck and you need help,


put phone down,


wait for the men in white coats to take you away.
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
dude


right now,


get up off your chair,


walk to the phone,


and call 911


tell them you are a sick fuck and you need help,


put phone down,


wait for the men in white coats to take you away.
 Quoting: Àlpha


ty for the bump
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
On the other hand, there is that now famous color photo, showing Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton sitting side-by-side...

Don't have the privilege of putting a picture up here, but you can find it in two seconds.

Google:

Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton images


-- It is the second picture that shows up.

-- Michelle has her hand on Clinton's knee.

-- NO WOMAN PUTS THEIR HAND ON BILL'S KNEE, unless they have been really good friends!

-- According to Larry Nichols, Bill Clinton always liked adultery with black ladies (or not ladies) starting when he was Governor of Arkansas.

-- No way those girls are Barack's daughters.
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10/26/2013 06:17 PM
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
That poor fucking turkey baster. Nobody and no thing should ever have to endure something that putrid and rotten.
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
On the other hand, there is that now famous color photo, showing Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton sitting side-by-side...

Don't have the privilege of putting a picture up here, but you can find it in two seconds.

Google:

Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton images


-- It is the second picture that shows up.

-- Michelle has her hand on Clinton's knee.

-- NO WOMAN PUTS THEIR HAND ON BILL'S KNEE, unless they have been really good friends!

-- According to Larry Nichols, Bill Clinton always liked adultery with black ladies (or not ladies) starting when he was Governor of Arkansas.

-- No way those girls are Barack's daughters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48845205


This puppet show we call "earth" is fucking WAY better scripted than any Hollywood filth!

I guess the best Jewish writers dont go to Hollywood, they go to AIPAC, Israel, and have regular lunches with Raytheon.
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10/26/2013 06:28 PM
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
On the other hand, there is that now famous color photo, showing Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton sitting side-by-side...

Don't have the privilege of putting a picture up here, but you can find it in two seconds.

Google:

Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton images


-- It is the second picture that shows up.

-- Michelle has her hand on Clinton's knee.

-- NO WOMAN PUTS THEIR HAND ON BILL'S KNEE, unless they have been really good friends!

-- According to Larry Nichols, Bill Clinton always liked adultery with black ladies (or not ladies) starting when he was Governor of Arkansas.

-- No way those girls are Barack's daughters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48845205


I find it hard to believe they are Clinton's though, which seems to be the implication. If anything Obama's daughters are darker skinned than him (as Michelle is). I appreciate that skin colour is non-trivial genetically, but it seems unlikely that any kids had by Clinton and Michelle would be as dark as they are.
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
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I think it's been well-established at GLP that Michael Robinson is a pre-op transsexual, posing as FLOTUS.

Pictures have been linked that clearly show FLOTUS sporting a chunky "package."

damned

yak
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10713390


I think it's been well-established at GLP that Michael Robinson is a pre-op transsexual, posing as FLOTUS.

Pictures have been linked that clearly show FLOTUS sporting a chunky "package."

damned

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48951208


The two "daughters" could not have been born from a pre-op transsexual and therefore can only be assumed to be from "Central Casting."

pennywise
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10713390


I think it's been well-established at GLP that Michael Robinson is a pre-op transsexual, posing as FLOTUS.

Pictures have been linked that clearly show FLOTUS sporting a chunky "package."

damned

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48951208


The two "daughters" could not have been born from a pre-op transsexual and therefore can only be assumed to be from "Central Casting."

pennywise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48951208


This
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
The two "daughters" could not have been born from a pre-op transsexual and therefore can only be assumed to be from "Central Casting."

pennywise
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Probably two young girls slated for abortion, and then .gov comes in and tells mom "we'll take your daughter and give you unlimited EBT for life, provided you DO NOT reveal the nature of how you got it."

God's going to kill me now. I deserve it 1dunno1
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.




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you can't come to gay porn like other queers??

try sticking a finger hard up your ass.
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Actually your are correct. A turkey baster is the best way to impregnate an ugly bat faced Sasquatch commie bitchbattleflagmilitiayousuck
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
dude


right now,


get up off your chair,


walk to the phone,


and call 911


tell them you are a sick fuck and you need help,


put phone down,


wait for the men in white coats to take you away.
 Quoting: Àlpha


shill
xD
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
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the retard is strong with this one.
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10713390


I think it's been well-established at GLP that Michael Robinson is a pre-op transsexual, posing as FLOTUS.

Pictures have been linked that clearly show FLOTUS sporting a chunky "package."

damned

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48951208


The two "daughters" could not have been born from a pre-op transsexual and therefore can only be assumed to be from "Central Casting."

pennywise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48951208


cruise
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
they make turkey baster's that big? i mean that hole must be like an airplane hanger
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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
On the other hand, there is that now famous color photo, showing Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton sitting side-by-side...

Don't have the privilege of putting a picture up here, but you can find it in two seconds.

Google:

Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton images


-- It is the second picture that shows up.

-- Michelle has her hand on Clinton's knee.

-- NO WOMAN PUTS THEIR HAND ON BILL'S KNEE, unless they have been really good friends!

-- According to Larry Nichols, Bill Clinton always liked adultery with black ladies (or not ladies) starting when he was Governor of Arkansas.

-- No way those girls are Barack's daughters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48845205


This puppet show we call "earth" is fucking WAY better scripted than any Hollywood filth!

I guess the best Jewish writers dont go to Hollywood, they go to AIPAC, Israel, and have regular lunches with Raytheon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10713390


Maybe they aren't girls at all...maybe they are someone else

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Re: Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster
Considering Barack Obama loves gay sex, it's really the only conclusion i can come to.

That, or our Commander in Chief was furiously masturbating to one of the many of the prior incidents he had anally raping a underage boy, and just at the point of climax, inserted his penis into his wife's cold, dry vagina.

Only two possibilities if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10713390


I think it's been well-established at GLP that Michael Robinson is a pre-op transsexual, posing as FLOTUS.

Pictures have been linked that clearly show FLOTUS sporting a chunky "package."

damned

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48951208


hesright

Package picture in video:


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I'm scheming schemes,
I'm building castles high.
They're born anew,
Their days are few,
Just like a sweet butterfly.
And as the daylight is dawning,
They come again in the morning.

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