Michelle Obama was twice impregnated through the use of a turkey baster

dude


right now,


get up off your chair,


walk to the phone,


and call 911


tell them you are a sick fuck and you need help,


put phone down,


wait for the men in white coats to take you away.

ty for the

On the other hand, there is that now famous color photo, showing Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton sitting side-by-side...

Don't have the privilege of putting a picture up here, but you can find it in two seconds.

Google:

Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton images


-- It is the second picture that shows up.

-- Michelle has her hand on Clinton's knee.

-- NO WOMAN PUTS THEIR HAND ON BILL'S KNEE, unless they have been really good friends!

-- According to Larry Nichols, Bill Clinton always liked adultery with black ladies (or not ladies) starting when he was Governor of Arkansas.

-- No way those girls are Barack's daughters.

That poor fucking turkey baster. Nobody and no thing should ever have to endure something that putrid and rotten.

This puppet show we call "earth" is fucking WAY better scripted than any Hollywood filth!

I guess the best Jewish writers dont go to Hollywood, they go to AIPAC, Israel, and have regular lunches with Raytheon.

I find it hard to believe they are Clinton's though, which seems to be the implication. If anything Obama's daughters are darker skinned than him (as Michelle is). I appreciate that skin colour is non-trivial genetically, but it seems unlikely that any kids had by Clinton and Michelle would be as dark as they are.

I think it's been well-established at GLP that Michael Robinson is a pre-op transsexual, posing as FLOTUS.

Pictures have been linked that clearly show FLOTUS sporting a chunky "package."

The two "daughters" could not have been born from a pre-op transsexual and therefore can only be assumed to be from "Central Casting."

This

Probably two young girls slated for abortion, and then .gov comes in and tells mom "we'll take your daughter and give you unlimited EBT for life, provided you DO NOT reveal the nature of how you got it."

God's going to kill me now. I deserve it

you can't come to gay porn like other queers??

try sticking a finger hard up your ass.

Actually your are correct. A turkey baster is the best way to impregnate an ugly bat faced Sasquatch commie bitch

xD

the retard is strong with this one.

they make turkey baster's that big? i mean that hole must be like an airplane hanger

Maybe they aren't girls at all...maybe they are someone else

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