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Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???

 
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words from the wise man

it's not good looks that keep a man happy,
it's how happy the woman keeps his dick

men think with their dicks

fuglies understand this

beauties don't give a shit
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
Because... it's a trap!

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But then again, some women care about their health and looks and worry about remaining attractive to their man...
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
I've seen it happen many times,

a woman will go to her mother or
her close girl friends for advice
on her boyfriend

this is the WRONG thing to do

it is not your mother that you
need to satisfy,

it's your man

have that conversation with him
instead

if you listen to your mother or best
girl friend, the only thing you are
accomplishing is repeating the same
mistakes they are making

stop listening to Lifetime TV and
Cosmopolitan Magazine

you will not learn about real life
from a TV or a magazine

you learn it from the one you are
having sex with

this is your ultimate source
of information and advice
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
A way to a mans heart is through his stomach....

Fat women usually know how to cook.... and take care of a man.

Skinny women are too busy looking in the mirror.... get over yourselves, we'll all be fat and ugly someday.

At least get one that isn't a bitch that can cook.
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
A way to a mans heart is through his stomach....
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old wives tale

in the age of fast food, this is
an obsolete analogy

men can pick up dinner from a drive
thru on the way home

take care of the dick

that is where a man's happiness
meter is located
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
Solution: Date a vegan girl.

No matter how many veggies you eat, you won't become obese.
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
A way to a mans heart is through his stomach....

Fat women usually know how to cook.... and take care of a man.

Skinny women are too busy looking in the mirror.... get over yourselves, we'll all be fat and ugly someday.

At least get one that isn't a bitch that can cook.
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through his stomach... or by telling them you trust in them completely... or by promising eternal love or a combination of the three... and through his kiddie eyes that like eye candy... but need to learn to get their candy from only one girl...

I think they get what they deserve, if they didn't want the bitches, I'd be happily married by now, but I'm not fluent in bitch intrigues and games... My approach is talking things through and trust me on this... guys freak out!!!
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Solution: Date a vegan girl.

No matter how many veggies you eat, you won't become obese.
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veggies don't do a damn thing
for ugly though

lol
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or by telling them you trust in them completely...
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lol

trust is earned
not handed out just because
you ask for it

if you want something worthy,
you must earn it

there are no shortcuts
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Just WHY do some good looking guys throw their life away to get with some fat ugly slob and then have several kids on benefit? And then STAY with her forever even though he eventually realises his mistake????

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

Am I missing something??? wtf
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Because we went for personality. Rather than some high maint bambi beeotch who thinks the world around her. We are smart and realize after 40..body goes to shit..

I have my best friend. U have a divorce and alcho prob
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3 days after having my first baby, I was standing naked looking in my closet for something to wear. My husband (now ex) sat on the bed behind me and I heard him sigh. I turned around and asked him what was wrong. He said "I just knew having a baby would ruin your body".
Every "I love you" flew out the window that day.
My 36-24-36 body returned in a natural amount of time but my love for him did not.
 Quoting: Janine69


So you don't like to hear the truth?
Do you prefer a hypocrite?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954


My body was not ruined. I had gained some weight and my hips appeared to be wider than before. Also, I had just been through hell trying to have a natural home birth only to be rushed to the hospital for a c section after pushing for over 6 hours and 24 hours of labor. What woman needs to be objectified after all of that?
The truth?
I am a goddess end of statement.
 Quoting: Janine69


Don't get me wrong. I understand your anger, but some people (like myself) have their hearts on their tongues and tell it like it is.

I think it's better than "honey, you're still sexy" while they think the opposite.

I just think it's sad to stop a relationship (+ he's the fzther of the child) based on 1 sentence. Just my opinion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954


That ONE sentence said it all...summed up the "man" he was..

After having a baby, a woman's body is all kinds of weird...Foreign, even to herself(for months, even)...It goes through hell..the LAST thing she would want to hear is some bs like that from her husband...

If he were "joking", I doubt he would be her "ex", now.

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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or by telling them you trust in them completely...
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lol

trust is earned
not handed out just because
you ask for it

if you want something worthy,
you must earn it

there are no shortcuts
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49079903


Totally agree.
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and relation ships needs maintenance and it grows or goes awry... it has to be built.

and love can't be explained...

"god made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone". A C.

Match me... so unlikely to find mr good enough... sighs...
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
words from the wise man

it's not good looks that keep a man happy,
it's how happy the woman keeps his dick

men think with their dicks

fuglies understand this

beauties don't give a shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49079903


That honey badger dude should do a video about that...LMAO...

See beauty running..
See beauties titties bouncing...

Well, beauty does not give a shit.
She does what she wants.


flash
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
because they can control them and fat ugly women usually swallow
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clappa
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
words from the wise man

it's not good looks that keep a man happy,
it's how happy the woman keeps his dick

men think with their dicks

fuglies understand this

beauties don't give a shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49079903


That honey badger dude should do a video about that...LMAO...

See beauty running..
See beauties titties bouncing...

Well, beauty does not give a shit.
She does what she wants.


flash
 Quoting: Abi ~


rofl Now I want to see that!
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So you don't like to hear the truth?
Do you prefer a hypocrite?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954


My body was not ruined. I had gained some weight and my hips appeared to be wider than before. Also, I had just been through hell trying to have a natural home birth only to be rushed to the hospital for a c section after pushing for over 6 hours and 24 hours of labor. What woman needs to be objectified after all of that?
The truth?
I am a goddess end of statement.


Don't get me wrong. I understand your anger, but some people (like myself) have their hearts on their tongues and tell it like it is.

I think it's better than "honey, you're still sexy" while they think the opposite.

I just think it's sad to stop a relationship (+ he's the fzther of the child) based on 1 sentence. Just my opinion.


That ONE sentence said it all...summed up the "man" he was..

After having a baby, a woman's body is all kinds of weird...Foreign, even to herse
 Quoting: Janine69
onths, even)...It goes through hell..the LAST thing she would want to hear is some bs like that from her husband...

If he were "joking", I doubt he would be her "ex", now.



Unless she has learned a lot about body weight and diets and knows her body well. But young women and "naturally thin" women face that problem, some overcome
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954
say their relationship with their body is better than ever. I've never had a child, but I know what it's like to get in shape. The first time was the toughest. You learn a few tricks and your body has an incredible memory too. I had to fight to shape my body as a teen. Now it's easy.
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So you don't like to hear the truth?
Do you prefer a hypocrite?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954


My body was not ruined. I had gained some weight and my hips appeared to be wider than before. Also, I had just been through hell trying to have a natural home birth only to be rushed to the hospital for a c section after pushing for over 6 hours and 24 hours of labor. What woman needs to be objectified after all of that?
The truth?
I am a goddess end of statement.






Unless she has learned a lot about body weight and diets and knows her body well. But young women and "naturally thin" women face that problem, some overcome it, some say their relationship with their body is better than ever. I've never had a child, but I know what it's like to get in shape. The first time was the toughest. You learn a few tricks and your body has an incredible memory too. I had to fight to shape my body as a teen. Now it's easy.
 Quoting: Janine69
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No, no, no. This was the girl who didn't know if dog's had brains...
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My body was not ruined. I had gained some weight and my hips appeared to be wider than before. Also, I had just been through hell trying to have a natural home birth only to be rushed to the hospital for a c section after pushing for over 6 hours and 24 hours of labor. What woman needs to be objectified after all of that?
The truth?
I am a goddess end of statement.
 Quoting: Janine69


Don't get me wrong. I understand your anger, but some people (like myself) have their hearts on their tongues and tell it like it is.

I think it's better than "honey, you're still sexy" while they think the opposite.

I just think it's sad to stop a relationship (+ he's the fzther of the child) based on 1 sentence. Just my opinion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954


That ONE sentence said it all...summed up the "man" he was..

After having a baby, a woman's body is all kinds of weird...Foreign, even to herself(for months, even)...It goes through hell..the LAST thing she would want to hear is some bs like that from her husband...

If he were "joking", I doubt he would be her "ex", now.

 Quoting: Abi ~


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unless she has learned a lot about body weight and diets and knows her body well. But young women and "naturally thin" women face that problem, some overcome it, some say their relationship with their body is better than ever. I've never had a child, but I know what it's like to get in shape. The first time was the toughest. You learn a few tricks and your body has an incredible memory too. I had to fight to shape my body as a teen. Now it's easy.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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I did NOT say the bolded part...someone got their quotes messed up....
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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Fat girls are in high demand, good for them.
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we let all the jamaican migrant workers have them as the price for coming to this country and taking all our low paying jobs so the fat lazy white folk can go on government assistance/welfare
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Don't get me wrong. I understand your anger, but some people (like myself) have their hearts on their tongues and tell it like it is.

I think it's better than "honey, you're still sexy" while they think the opposite.

I just think it's sad to stop a relationship (+ he's the fzther of the child) based on 1 sentence. Just my opinion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48925954


That ONE sentence said it all...summed up the "man" he was..

After having a baby, a woman's body is all kinds of weird...Foreign, even to herself(for months, even)...It goes through hell..the LAST thing she would want to hear is some bs like that from her husband...

If he were "joking", I doubt he would be her "ex", now.

 Quoting: Abi ~


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unless she has learned a lot about body weight and diets and knows her body well. But young women and "naturally thin" women face that problem, some overcome it, some say their relationship with their body is better than ever. I've never had a child, but I know what it's like to get in shape. The first time was the toughest. You learn a few tricks and your body has an incredible memory too. I had to fight to shape my body as a teen. Now it's easy.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49084795


I did NOT say the bolded part...someone got their quotes messed up....
 Quoting: Abi ~


No, you didn't I did. It somehow dissapeared in the first post I made and when I posted again it showed as somebody elses. My apologies.
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No, no, no. This was the girl who didn't know if dog's had brains...
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lolsign
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That ONE sentence said it all...summed up the "man" he was..

After having a baby, a woman's body is all kinds of weird...Foreign, even to herself(for months, even)...It goes through hell..the LAST thing she would want to hear is some bs like that from her husband...

If he were "joking", I doubt he would be her "ex", now.

 Quoting: Abi ~


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unless she has learned a lot about body weight and diets and knows her body well. But young women and "naturally thin" women face that problem, some overcome it, some say their relationship with their body is better than ever. I've never had a child, but I know what it's like to get in shape. The first time was the toughest. You learn a few tricks and your body has an incredible memory too. I had to fight to shape my body as a teen. Now it's easy.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49084795


I did NOT say the bolded part...someone got their quotes messed up....
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No, you didn't I did. It somehow dissapeared in the first post I made and when I posted again it showed as somebody elses. My apologies.
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No worries...it happens to us all at times...it showed the correct poster when I quoted it...just one of those strange moments..:)

hf
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unless she has learned a lot about body weight and diets and knows her body well. But young women and "naturally thin" women face that problem, some overcome it, some say their relationship with their body is better than ever. I've never had a child, but I know what it's like to get in shape. The first time was the toughest. You learn a few tricks and your body has an incredible memory too. I had to fight to shape my body as a teen. Now it's easy.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49084795


I did NOT say the bolded part...someone got their quotes messed up....
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No, you didn't I did. It somehow dissapeared in the first post I made and when I posted again it showed as somebody elses. My apologies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49084795


No worries...it happens to us all at times...it showed the correct poster when I quoted it...just one of those strange moments..:)

hf
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:) :hf:
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
words from the wise man

it's not good looks that keep a man happy,
it's how happy the woman keeps his dick

men think with their dicks

fuglies understand this

beauties don't give a shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49079903


clappa
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Re: Why do good looking guys marry fat ugly women???
sorry
would like to stay around and chat more

but the World Series is on

gotta go

the ONLY thing that would take me away
from the Series is a bj or multiple bj's

:)

since nobody is giving, then
bye

this is exactly where those fat ugly women
earn their keep ;)
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Why? Because some guys (like me) happen to LIKE bigger women, thats why.

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