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I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.

 
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I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
I might not stay up much longer so axe now. If I get any good questions I'll revive this thread.
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10/29/2013 02:08 AM

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alien abuser
Debunking "Evolution Vs God"
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It was self defense. Abduction and all that. I mean hell they didn't even axe.
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
I might not stay up much longer so axe now. If I get any good questions I'll revive this thread.
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Hahaha good one.
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
I might not stay up much longer so axe now. If I get any good questions I'll revive this thread.
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Hahaha good one.
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I'm not kiddin. I'm going to sleep soon.
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Yo! Dem little grey be stupid easy to knock the fuck out!
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10/29/2013 02:15 AM
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Sleep tight. Don't let the alien bugs bite.
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Yo! Dem little grey be stupid easy to knock the fuck out!
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Dude...they're so strong they could knock your head clean off your shoulders then eat the juicy insides.
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Yo! Dem little grey be stupid easy to knock the fuck out!
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Dude...they're so strong they could knock your head clean off your shoulders then eat the juicy insides.
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Naw....dat be da reptilians they be dino strong....we don't be messin wif dem....
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Are you still up OP? I have a question.
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Actually thy are very weak. Like little old people weak. Probably more rubbery though. Stretch Armstrong style.
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Sleep tight. Don't let the alien bugs bite.
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I have another 20 minutes or so
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Are you still up OP? I have a question.
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Go.
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10/29/2013 02:31 AM
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Are you still up OP? I have a question.
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Go.
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I can no longer dry my clothes on the line. And my winter blankets are what I think are called "duvets". It is basically a cover for a comforter. but duvets are cheaper so I just bought two of them.

When I put them in the modern dryer, how can I keep them from eating my clothes, and wasting energy in a big ball of moisture?

Advanced question: I have two of these things because they were cheaper independantly than buying one and a comforter. How can I predict which one will eat the other if I put them in the modern drier together.

This is a very serious question, and I might have follow ups.
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Are you still up OP? I have a question.
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Go.
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I can no longer dry my clothes on the line. And my winter blankets are what I think are called "duvets". It is basically a cover for a comforter. but duvets are cheaper so I just bought two of them.

When I put them in the modern dryer, how can I keep them from eating my clothes, and wasting energy in a big ball of moisture?

Advanced question: I have two of these things because they were cheaper independantly than buying one and a comforter. How can I predict which one will eat the other if I put them in the modern drier together.

This is a very serious question, and I might have follow ups.
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I take my bedding to the Vietnamese lady at the laundryman.
I give her the detergent, borax and softener too. Good price and convenient too. Its all win.

I hope that helps.
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Where they the small boney kind...
wmMmw
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Where they the small boney kind...
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I think the little grey guys. I'm not sure but impression was that they were small. Although it was bright I couldn't see anything. It took me years to figure out that my eyes were closed. Makes sense because I was in a sleep state. IOWs they don't take you in an awake state.
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I take my bedding to the Vietnamese lady at the laundryman.
I give her the detergent, borax and softener too. Good price and convenient too. Its all win.

I hope that helps.
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If you can afford to have your cleaning done, what would it take for an armature to get into the business of beating up aliens?
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Where they the small boney kind...
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I think the little grey guys. I'm not sure but impression was that they were small. Although it was bright I couldn't see anything. It took me years to figure out that my eyes were closed. Makes sense because I was in a sleep state. IOWs they don't take you in an awake state.
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I am only interested in this kind...

[link to m.youtube.com]

If you see this kind let me know...
wmMmw
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Where they the small boney kind...
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I think the little grey guys. I'm not sure but impression was that they were small. Although it was bright I couldn't see anything. It took me years to figure out that my eyes were closed. Makes sense because I was in a sleep state. IOWs they don't take you in an awake state.
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I am only interested in this kind...

[link to m.youtube.com]

If you see this kind let me know...
 Quoting: M1.618


I can only speculate on that subject.

Besides I don't think I see them again. I don't think they like taking uncooperative people that swing wildly at everything. At least that's the impression that I was left with.
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I take my bedding to the Vietnamese lady at the laundryman.
I give her the detergent, borax and softener too. Good price and convenient too. Its all win.

I hope that helps.
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If you can afford to have your cleaning done, what would it take for an armature to get into the business of beating up aliens?
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I don't exactly follow.

To my surprise in later years my sister claimed to be taken for many years. I guess they thought I would be useful too. I guess that I'm a bit too primitive for that.
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Welp if anyone has any more questions write um down and bookmark the page. Ill see if I can answer your questions.

G'night
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Welp if anyone has any more questions write um down and bookmark the page. Ill see if I can answer your questions.

G'night
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hf
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Ok, I'm back, any questions?
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Ok, I'm back, any questions?
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Abductees haven't control of the situation. Explain with full details what happened.
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Do you say cool one-liners like "Welcome to Earf" when you beat them?
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Ok, I'm back, any questions?
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Abductees haven't control of the situation. Explain with full details what happened.
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Its a long story.

Bright light on lonely road

Missing Time

Night Terrors

and a bunch of other stuff
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Do you say cool one-liners like "Welcome to Earf" when you beat them?
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No I was in a dream state but aware.

I didn't want to be there so I was swinging away even though I couldn't see anything but white light.
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
Ok, I'm back, any questions?
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Abductees haven't control of the situation. Explain with full details what happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


Its a long story.

Bright light on lonely road

Missing Time

Night Terrors

and a bunch of other stuff
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 949989


Why do you open a thread about it and are unable to explain the situation properly?

I'm calling this BS. As usual, the devil is on the details.
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Ok, I'm back, any questions?
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Abductees haven't control of the situation. Explain with full details what happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


Its a long story.

Bright light on lonely road

Missing Time

Night Terrors

and a bunch of other stuff
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 949989


Why do you open a thread about it and are unable to explain the situation properly?

I'm calling this BS. As usual, the devil is on the details.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


I'm not getting paid to do this. Ask a nebulous question and you'll get the same back.

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