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I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.

 
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10/29/2013 10:57 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
Okay I'll give this one more chance. Frankly I'm surprised that I got so many dumb questions.

Axe away
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10/29/2013 11:13 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
How did you know they where space aliens?
Did they have a method of communication that was understandable to humans?
They did say ouch when you beat them up?
How did you do beat them up? Did you use MMA or did they just suck at fighting?
Where your weights similar or different.
So space alien(s), just how many where they?
Think they're gonna come back?
Did you get an KO's?
After you beat them up, did they run off to their space ship?
If so, how did the space ship look like?
abduct
Did they leave like that?
Did any of them look like this alien?
yoda
Or like this?
KD
How do you know you haven't started an interplanetary conflict? What if they had a big alien daddy who's now pissed off and ready to nuke now?





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10/29/2013 11:22 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
How did you know they where space aliens?
Did they have a method of communication that was understandable to humans?
They did say ouch when you beat them up?
How did you do beat them up? Did you use MMA or did they just suck at fighting?
Where your weights similar or different.
So space alien(s), just how many where they?
Think they're gonna come back?
Did you get an KO's?
After you beat them up, did they run off to their space ship?
If so, how did the space ship look like?
abduct
Did they leave like that?
Did any of them look like this alien?
yoda
Or like this?
KD
How do you know you haven't started an interplanetary conflict? What if they had a big alien daddy who's now pissed off and ready to nuke now?





drevil
Inquiring minds want to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48442153


If you looked at the thread I touched on my experiences.

Bright light on lonely road

Missing Time

Night Terrors

and a bunch of other stuff.

I put two plus two together.

Also I had since consciously seen several vehicles and it was quite troubling.
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10/29/2013 11:32 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
How did you know they where space aliens?
Did they have a method of communication that was understandable to humans?
They did say ouch when you beat them up?
How did you do beat them up? Did you use MMA or did they just suck at fighting?
Where your weights similar or different.
So space alien(s), just how many where they?
Think they're gonna come back?
Did you get an KO's?
After you beat them up, did they run off to their space ship?
If so, how did the space ship look like?
abduct
Did they leave like that?
Did any of them look like this alien?
yoda
Or like this?
KD
How do you know you haven't started an interplanetary conflict? What if they had a big alien daddy who's now pissed off and ready to nuke now?





drevil
Inquiring minds want to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48442153


If you looked at the thread I touched on my experiences.

Bright light on lonely road

Missing Time

Night Terrors

and a bunch of other stuff.

I put two plus two together.

Also I had since consciously seen several vehicles and it was quite troubling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 775890


Oh so Fox Mulder and Agent Scully stuff. Did you have multiple stop watches with you than, measured time variations and stuff like Mulder does?

So not so clear memories, but you're sure you absolutely beat up multiple aliens?

You know Commander Thor might be pissed off, you beating up his emissaries and all...

but I'm sure he'll let this one slide, but maybe not the next time...
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10/29/2013 11:34 PM

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Code your thread at all? Axe anyone?
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10/29/2013 11:45 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
Oh so Fox Mulder and Agent Scully stuff. Did you have multiple stop watches with you than, measured time variations and stuff like Mulder does?

So not so clear memories, but you're sure you absolutely beat up multiple aliens?


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Not that exciting. I was working 2nd shift and I normally gwoke up around 8AM so I could get what I wanted done during the day. I reasoned if I got tired on their time it was good for me.

The next day after the encounter I was late for work.

As for the beat up, like I said it was in a dream state, eyes closed, but very lucid.
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10/29/2013 11:46 PM
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Code your thread at all? Axe anyone?
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Sorry, what you are saying is beyond me.
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10/29/2013 11:49 PM

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martian

Did you box them like George Foreman did in "Mars Attacks"
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Did you box them like George Foreman did in "Mars Attacks"
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Not exactly, two of them were leading me "somewhere". Like I said bright white light but I couldn't see anything. Since I was in a dream state I can only assume that my eyes were closed.

Anyway each had me by a wrist and an elbow. I swung both arms almost at the same time to get then off me. Then they grabbed my wrist and elbows again but rather weakly (gently?) and this time I got a little wild and started swinging wildly in a wide stance to the point that I was breathing heavily and behaving sort of like a madman just swinging away. I knocked over a bunch of stuff and started throwing what ever was in reach at where by instinct where I assumed would do damage.

It was my way of protesting their treatment of me.

These being seemed rather small and weak and I think they didn't want to deal with primitive me anymore.
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10/30/2013 12:02 AM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
anymore questions?
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10/30/2013 03:19 AM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
OP get over to zetatalk and learn about "the call"
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OP get over to zetatalk and learn about "the call"
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I'll have to look. Is it like how to write a better space alien experience essay? Not going to happen with me.

I prefer the 60 simple questions method
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10/30/2013 10:13 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
If you can get through the nonsense in this thread and if you have a simple question then axe away.
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10/30/2013 10:21 PM
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alien abuser
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It was self defense. Abduction and all that. I mean hell they didn't even axe.
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
OP get over to zetatalk and learn about "the call"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32475779


I'll have to look. Is it like how to write a better space alien experience essay? Not going to happen with me.

I prefer the 60 simple questions method
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 989387


lmao

OP is just a hoot

Question, are you SURE they were ET and not Dr Strangelove?
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10/30/2013 10:37 PM
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
Do they have big black eyes?
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10/30/2013 10:55 PM
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Do they have big black eyes?
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I don't know, Like I said all I can remember is seeing during the fight event was white light.

On the other hand for the first time in my life, after the initial "event", I had a series of night terrors. This occurred perhaps ten times over 18 months. I can only assume that I saw something terrorizing.

To your question, at best I can say I have an impression of standard small greys and malevolent looking larger greys.
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Re: I beat up space aliens. Axe me a question.
I'm pretty surprised that few responded and even fewer took this seriously.

Oh well I guess no one is interested in true encounters.

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