Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in!

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Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49002310 Dominican Republic 10/29/2013 03:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Invite him in for a threesome with the wife.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! ever noticed in horror movies when somebody says "I'll be right back" they never do
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Invite him in for a threesome with the wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49002310 wtf ??? OP wasn't supposed to be home lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49002310 Dominican Republic 10/29/2013 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I think I heard glass breaking. I got my gum out of the safe. Gonna go check and see what it is. Quoting: Stink Finger Tel the burger to throw it out. He may choke on the gum during sex.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26664603 United Kingdom 10/29/2013 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! It's the good folks from Obamacare coming for your fees.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 48439203 United States 10/29/2013 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Oh shit, this is YOUR house? My bad, I'll go next door.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37478943 United States 10/29/2013 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! He's just checking the fridge for condoms for your buns.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49002310 Dominican Republic 10/29/2013 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! No gum!!! I don't theeenk that they are allowed during sex anyways.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28125019 Canada 10/29/2013 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! op, how is that burger?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! op, how is that burger? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28125019 I think it's still moving on the plate hit it with the gum again to be sure
Stink Finger (OP) User ID: 11514741 United States 10/29/2013 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I'm downstairs now and I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. I think he may know something. Going outside now. It represents my belief in personal freedom and my sense of individuality. What is this! Shitload of mashed potatoes day?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! No gum!!! I don't theeenk that they are allowed during sex anyways. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49002310 depends on what prison you're in
KcChamps User ID: 49052147 United States 10/29/2013 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I'm downstairs now and I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. I think he may know something. Going outside now. Quoting: Stink Finger
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49085627 Canada 10/29/2013 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Can you grab me a sammich when you go down there. My buns are on toilet
peachycabron User ID: 47138990 United States 10/29/2013 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Is it the hamburglar?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26664603 United Kingdom 10/29/2013 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I'm downstairs now and I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. I think he may know something. Going outside now. Quoting: Stink Finger Damn you auto correct!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28125019 Canada 10/29/2013 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I'm downstairs now and I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. I think he may know something. Going outside now. Quoting: Stink Finger the nsa has already predicted these movements of which you speak.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I'm downstairs now and I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. I think he may know something. Going outside now. Quoting: Stink Finger the neighbor outside holding a fleshlight ??? he must be peeping in your windows at your wife pervert masturbation in pubic areas is forbidden even with proper tools
Bizarre Verewolf User ID: 49096645 United States 10/29/2013 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I'm downstairs now and I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. I think he may know something. Going outside now. Quoting: Stink Finger Is your neighbor called Fry? Eat him too! ~Deplorable Doom Husky~ DO NOT blame me for the actions of others :Bvglasses: Sharing is Caring!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! I see my neighbor in the street holding a fleshlight. Quoting: Stink Finger new nickname: Spanky
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47793663 United States 10/29/2013 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Judging by the titles of OPs previous threads.. ...Food addict. :glp111:

Anonymous Coward User ID: 46706359 United States 10/29/2013 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just heard noise downstairs. I think a burger is trying to break in! Judging by the titles of OPs previous threads.. ...Food addict. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47793663 or CEO of Jimmy Dean Sausage
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