Whats your Oscar speech ?

If it was for a script or directing, I'd research what's the most efficient way of creating some cult about my films.
If it was for acting, I'd think of something to keep them intrigued and wanting more, would look it up if I got a nod. For a song, it's more unlikely, I don't like songs made for movies.
The rest don't even go on the air.

But it's all BS. Now, I wouldn't actually say "Hey, this is all BS it intrigues me how I ended up with one of these, but cool... Thanks GLP" Hmmm Epic. Not.

But you missed the question, "Whats your speech?"
You can be Best Hollywood divorce lawyer.....juggler.....carpenter....make your own categories, they do.

I used to have blue letters and a big gold star, I could tell you my name, but I wont.

well....THAT narrows it down...
..
.....I shall call you......Tim.
....Hi, Tim!

I would like to thank all the big people
in my life whose ass I kissed to get
here. I would like to thank the Pope
and the Vatican for not assassinating
me in my car ride to the Oscars.
I would also like to thank Obama
for his big dick ass reaming without
lube entitled Obamacare. I would
like to thank the CIA for all those
illegal drug shipments from Central
America for without them I would
have committed suicide years ago
due to stress and depression.
I would also like to thank Congress
for teaching me how to do absolutely
nothing while receiving a paycheck.
I would like to thank the Hebrews
for showing me that Hebrew semen
doesn't taste as bad as it looks.
Last and not least, I would like
to thank Hollywood for Porn, for
without all the instructional videos,
I would have never had a teacher
to teach me how to get ass fucked
by the elites who pay me to act.

thank you so much

I shall call you Wrong, Hi Wrong, that's your Asian name though.
Hi Wong.

5 Stars sir ! You have well earned your Oscar, please check your mail box in the coming weeks for a glorious , shiny figurine ! Well done old chap!

lol

didn't know if that was what you were
looking for

but I was feeling sarcastic and
that just popped out

:)

You might e a speechwriter ! Keep it up! nobody else got it, but you did.And you used it well.
You have a gift,methinks.