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Google has EMP NUKES in those secret barges...

 
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Google has EMP NUKES in those secret barges...
Come on.

One in Maine, one in San Francisco...

2 EMP nukes... one for the east coast, another one for the west coast...

Murica is kaput after that.
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10/31/2013 12:21 PM
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wat would it do? is taht japan nuke bombs or what it do yo
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wat would it do? is taht japan nuke bombs or what it do yo
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Bro no Seahawks pic? I'm disappointed :p

Linky or stinky OP. you know the drill.

Speculation is way off the norm for GLP lol

Isn't there 3 barges Known now too?

Last Edited by SOUND_TECH on 10/31/2013 12:24 PM
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hahaha :) . wat would an emp nuke do though? like blow up people or knock out power?
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NSA listen to google, now google listen to NSA
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No no, those barges are camouflage for the alien space craft, somewhere to park and travel around without being obvious about it
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Re: Google has EMP NUKES in those secret barges...
hahaha :) . wat would an emp nuke do though? like blow up people or knock out power?
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The only thing that makes it an emp nuke is that it would have to be detonated in the upper atmosphere. ( to make its effective range largest)

Ground level emp wouldn't travel as far.. Especially if detonated on a barge.

Underwater tsunami nuke more feasible
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wat would it do? is taht japan nuke bombs or what it do yo
 Quoting: webbyBird


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Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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hahaha :) . wat would an emp nuke do though? like blow up people or knock out power?
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The only thing that makes it an emp nuke is that it would have to be detonated in the upper atmosphere. ( to make its effective range largest)

Ground level emp wouldn't travel as far.. Especially if detonated on a barge.

Underwater tsunami nuke more feasible
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A ground level EMP blast is a good 'ol nuclear detonation. EMP would be the last of our worries.
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High altitude EMP blasts... wiping out the entire grid.

Remember, GOOGLE is owned by BILDERBERG... the globalists.
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Where is the source of this information?
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I want someone to go up to it and recon it 67986
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High altitude EMP blasts... wiping out the entire grid.

Remember, GOOGLE is owned by BILDERBERG... the globalists.
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Well then your barge would have to be a launch pad for a 2 or 3 stage rocket. Not likely so therefore...

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Re: Google has EMP NUKES in those secret barges...
High altitude EMP blasts... wiping out the entire grid.

Remember, GOOGLE is owned by BILDERBERG... the globalists.
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Well then your barge would have to be a launch pad for a 2 or 3 stage rocket. Not likely so therefore...

bsflag
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Sounds like a great plot for a post-apocalyptic thriller. Oh wait...

One year later, the U.S. military arrives to rebuild and aid the town. It is revealed that the EMP that devastated the contiguous United States was generated by three nuclear missiles launched from offshore container ships. One was launched from the Gulf of Mexico and detonated in the upper atmosphere over Utah, Kansas, and Ohio. The container ship was sunk by an explosion immediately after the missile launch; no indication remained of who was directly responsible for the attacks. Another missile was fired from off the Icelandic coast and detonated over Russia. Another nuclear missile was detonated over Japan and South Korea. The U.S. government is said to have believed that an alliance between Iran and North Korea was responsible for the attacks, and that the United States attacked Iran and North Korea with nuclear weapons in retaliation. It was also mentioned that the U.S. withdrew all of its overseas military forces back to the United States to aid in rebuilding and humanitarian work. It is also revealed that the EMP attack brought down Air Force One, killing the U.S. President.
[link to en.m.wikipedia.org]
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Re: Google has EMP NUKES in those secret barges...
High altitude EMP blasts... wiping out the entire grid.

Remember, GOOGLE is owned by BILDERBERG... the globalists.
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Well then your barge would have to be a launch pad for a 2 or 3 stage rocket. Not likely so therefore...

bsflag
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There's plenty of missiles that can fit in those HUGES barges... have you seen them?

A missile is not that big.
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There's plenty of missiles that can fit in those HUGES barges... have you seen them?

A missile is not that big.
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What's your missile going to launch from? Unless it's a puny little missile, it needs a launcher mechanism, which would be pretty obvious.

No no, don't be in denial, these barges are camouflaged hangers for alien spacecraft and their living quarters while they are stationed on earth, so they can barge around and investigate the various parts of the world, under the guise of a google project.
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Re: Google has EMP NUKES in those secret barges...
High altitude EMP blasts... wiping out the entire grid.

Remember, GOOGLE is owned by BILDERBERG... the globalists.
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Well then your barge would have to be a launch pad for a 2 or 3 stage rocket. Not likely so therefore...

bsflag
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


There's plenty of missiles that can fit in those HUGES barges... have you seen them?

A missile is not that big.
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It's not the missile that's the issue, it's the barge as a stable launch platform for a multi-stage rocket.
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Man I thought this same exact thing..

they are EMP devices.. that will be activated then Martial Law will be next..
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Idiots
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I am C&P'ing this from another thread. This is what I have wrote:

I actually work for Google in Mountain View. They are made to use salt water as a coolant for the servers as opposed to having to pay for all the AC and cooling costs for our other server hosts. In addition, having a mobile "sever barge" stationed in international waters might make our privacy a little bit safer when we are governed by no nation. But, you didnt hear it from me.....
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sounds reasonable. GLP crowd will not accept this though. it's part of the rapture and I see faces in it.
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I mean, every one wants to flip out and think the worst. We have an entire building here on the google campus with NSA ops in it. We are legit moving it offshore to avoid what we fore see coming. If anyone wants to trace my IP address, I welcome them. It will show you exactly where I am, in mountain view, CA. As we have gotten larger, we, of course, have attracted a lot of gov intervention and such. International waters are still ungoverned. (yes I know i am intentionally speling and maeking grmer mistakes)
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What do you mean when you say "to avoid what we foresee coming"?

Thnks
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Lets just say that when google released all our info to the Chinese govt, so we could still be allowed in the country, they roped up about 300 people for "political dissent" there was backlash from the top and a discussion about how we dont see eye to eye with how things went down. We are taking precautions to still be an INT company. We dont want to be like lavabit. Keep in mind, we are heavily govn by our on US govt. We dont like that. The employees dont like that. The people at the top dont like that. Moving our shit to INT water would give us a reprieve, for several reasons including tax reasons. Dont get me wrong. Google still works closely with the US govt, but we are taking steps to move away from it. Take what I say with a grain of salt.
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High altitude EMP blasts... wiping out the entire grid.

Remember, GOOGLE is owned by BILDERBERG... the globalists.
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Well then your barge would have to be a launch pad for a 2 or 3 stage rocket. Not likely so therefore...

bsflag
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


There's plenty of missiles that can fit in those HUGES barges... have you seen them?

A missile is not that big.
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It's not the missile that's the issue, it's the barge as a stable launch platform for a multi-stage rocket.
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


OH REALLY...

Come on dude. Missiles are launched from ships all the time.

Ever heard of the Russian missile in a container?
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hahaha :) . wat would an emp nuke do though? like blow up people or knock out power?
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EMPs are deadly to all electronics that aren't EMP shielded. EMP stands for Electro-Magnetic Pulse. What an EMP does is vastly overloads any circuits and fries them next to instantly. And yes this would throw the U.S. back to late 1800's era in technologies. Our greatest threat thereafter aside from U.S. citizenry going batshit crazy, it'd be the Amish kicking ass left and right in righteous anger and rage. Do YOU think you have what it takes to kick the Amish's ass for when they come to take your... umm... cellphone... oh wait that'll be inoperable... hmm... your NO. 2 pencils then!? lol Jeez, there goes that joke. But still EMPs seriously would knock the U.S. back into the 1800's level of technologies at the very least.
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it is a bag of dicks.

idiot.
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Well then your barge would have to be a launch pad for a 2 or 3 stage rocket. Not likely so therefore...

bsflag
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


There's plenty of missiles that can fit in those HUGES barges... have you seen them?

A missile is not that big.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49164793


It's not the missile that's the issue, it's the barge as a stable launch platform for a multi-stage rocket.
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


OH REALLY...

Come on dude. Missiles are launched from ships all the time.

Ever heard of the Russian missile in a container?

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You're still missing the point. That picture is of SAM missles. If you want to launch something into the upper atmosphere u need multi stage rockets. Think space shuttle launch
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There's plenty of missiles that can fit in those HUGES barges... have you seen them?

A missile is not that big.
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It's not the missile that's the issue, it's the barge as a stable launch platform for a multi-stage rocket.
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


OH REALLY...

Come on dude. Missiles are launched from ships all the time.

Ever heard of the Russian missile in a container?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49164793


You're still missing the point. That picture is of SAM missles. If you want to launch something into the upper atmosphere u need multi stage rockets. Think space shuttle launch
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It's NOT a SAM. It's a ground to ground missile.
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It's not the missile that's the issue, it's the barge as a stable launch platform for a multi-stage rocket.
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OH REALLY...

Come on dude. Missiles are launched from ships all the time.

Ever heard of the Russian missile in a container?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49164793


You're still missing the point. That picture is of SAM missles. If you want to launch something into the upper atmosphere u need multi stage rockets. Think space shuttle launch
 Quoting: SOUND_TECH


It's NOT a SAM. It's a ground to ground missile.
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LOL ok it's a ground to ground. Still not getting up to upper atmosphere
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hahaha :) . wat would an emp nuke do though? like blow up people or knock out power?
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What? Are like 10 years old?

Look it up, dumbass.
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What a brilliant plan...

NWO: Google we need u to deliver a missle to the upper atmosphere to generate an EMP.

Google: Should we use some of the existing 3.8 million square miles that the US is made of?

NWO: No, we need you to build rickety barges to launch missles from so everyone can see you making them and let the secret out.

Google: Excellent plan, we will get right on that.

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