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Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/03/2013 02:20 PM
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Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Absolutely true.
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11/03/2013 03:03 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
don't just tell everyone.
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11/17/2013 03:30 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
hiding
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11/17/2013 03:38 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
I KNEW IT !
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11/17/2013 03:40 PM
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bsflag

Everyone knows it's actually Nibiru.
I'm a bibletard, sorry for the inconvenience.
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11/17/2013 03:41 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
don't just tell everyone.
 Quoting: Metatron Phi


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op is a fulltard
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11/17/2013 03:42 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Fuck off arsetroshill
Ison gonna kick ass
Splitz then one half gonna splashdown in Pacific
You gonna git wetter than David Wilcock caught in a downpour!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2013 03:43 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
bsflag

Everyone knows it's actually Nibiru.
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly


next weekend is life and death fest 2013 on 22nd november

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And Nibiru is a group in stage there. wohooohooo could be something bigga than bigga

bump
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11/17/2013 03:46 PM

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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
You forgot Marshall Applewhite is riding shotgun.
Tight lines!
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11/17/2013 03:48 PM

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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
I hear they've got Jimmy Hoffa in the cargo bay.
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11/17/2013 03:49 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
I hear they've got Jimmy Hoffa in the cargo bay.
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That, and JFK's brain.
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11/17/2013 03:52 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
with honey mustard sauce
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2013 03:54 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
If the story has Elvis in it, it must be true.
A comet named "Elvis", please.
All other threads about ISON are BS.
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2013 03:56 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
I vehemently disagree, the paralax clearly shows it's a buffalo wild wing slathered in Honey barbecue sauce. It's also not the real Elvis Presley, just an impersonator shill for the illuminati. They want you to focus on the wild wing so you won't see it's only part of a greater Chick-fil-a solar system!
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11/17/2013 04:37 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Absolutely true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49171941


No it is about to sign up for a cheer leading squad and change color to pink.
Solar Guardian

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11/17/2013 04:38 PM

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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Absolutely true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49171941


roflcruise
Thread: Incoming planet-sized object to create tidal waves on Earth July.27 - thru August 2014

"For 2 consecutive years, lots of rumors concerning big earthquakes and pole shifts caused by a celestial object to occur around the date of August 17 has been circulating on the internet from sources like John Moore and Mike Harris (Nibiru Aug 17 2012) and Pattie Brassard (Mag 15 quake Aug 17 2013).....Is there in any way a chance that the real date could actually be this year? .....August 17 2014???" ----Solar Guardian
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11/17/2013 04:57 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Op is clearly a disinformation agent. It's a mighty wing. Don't you think their recent is most highly coincidental.
fishingnut

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11/17/2013 08:11 PM

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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Ison will land at Area 51 on live television and all of the forgoing will emerge from the flying chicken mcnugget/chicken wing to the horror of Elvis impersonators the world over.
Tight lines!
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2013 08:18 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Wow!!

The most likely of all the current ideas!

Do you have a website, books, cd's you could be persuaded to sell us?

Thnx
junkyfungus
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11/17/2013 08:52 PM
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Re: Comet ISON is a giant winged McNugget piloted by Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan
Well this actually explains a lot. There was an earlier thread about someone with extreme flatulence on a closed train poisoning the air. Just now there is a thread about Ison making some members very gassy too.

Its been widely reported that Elvis loved Bean Burritos from Circle K. It is fact that he died from a small methane explosion while on the toilet freebasing.

It all correlates very nicely. My only question is, are you absolutely certain its a McNugget and not a MightWing that sprung wings? Its certainly begs for further ponderance and study.sfan