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76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).

 
Great White
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76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)

2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)

3. Eating fat (3:17)

4. Eating blood (3:17)

5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)

6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)

7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)

8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)

9. Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)

10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)

11. Bringing unauthorised fire before God (10:1)

12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)

13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)

14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this ‘un) (10:9)

15. Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)

16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8)

17. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)

18. Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)

19. Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)

20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)

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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Not all of that is still in motion. Love is the fulfilment of the law. Love does no harm to it's neighbor so follow the laws dealing with love.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
mostly old testament stuff...
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Gotta admit, my hair was a little unkempt today.

hiding2
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Old covenant.

Disputed.

Some Christians follow this though.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
mostly old testament stuff...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485



I love that.. "the bible says".. yeah well.. we don't really listen to that part anymore.

So delicious.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
mostly old testament stuff...
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So bibles change right? What makes the new one any better?
Ikhthus

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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Rather queer when non-Christians don't understand Christian theology, and the debates surrounding it.
Getz

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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
I'm certain that I never ate any four-legged insects.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Love this one....

57. Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20)


Fuck all about having slaves being morally deficient then????

wtf
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Rather queer when non-Christians don't understand Christian theology, and the debates surrounding it.
 Quoting: Ikhthus


You have no idea of anyone's background here.

Was raised southern baptist with a father as a minister.

The delusions and excuses used are astounding and quite comical to justify ones' belief.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Lemme get this straight here.

The Christians are saying that the Old Testament is a load of crap (why yes, yes it is) and we should only be guided by the New Testament.

Is that about right?
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Rather queer when non-Christians don't understand Christian theology, and the debates surrounding it.
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rather queer that god would create a list of rules then decide he was wrong about them a couple thousand years later.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Lemme get this straight here.

The Christians are saying that the Old Testament is a load of crap (why yes, yes it is) and we should only be guided by the New Testament.

Is that about right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49442653


False christians, yes. Jesus taught ALL scripture is important
Great White (OP)
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11/04/2013 05:21 PM
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Lemme get this straight here.

The Christians are saying that the Old Testament is a load of crap (why yes, yes it is) and we should only be guided by the New Testament.

Is that about right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49442653


Yes, but the new testament (the one I am writing now) will be new and improved.
Anonymous Coward
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11/04/2013 05:25 PM
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
People were once under the law...no man could fulfill that law...Jesus was perfection crucified so that we no longer lived under law..but now we are under grace.

Why do you post such things without actually understanding what your posting. This is 2013..people who educate themselves on this subject understand perfectly what God did, was doing and is going to do! Peace.
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omg i'm soo going to hell
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Well then it's a good thing Christ fulfilled the Law and put those that trust in his finished work on the cross in a state of Grace now.

The Law was always meant to point the way to a Savior since NO ONE can keep all the law. The bible says if you break just one law you have broken it all. Yeshua is the only way of Salvation.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
What if you have done some of those things?

The wearing mixed fabrics I have done today.
Ikhthus

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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Rather queer when non-Christians don't understand Christian theology, and the debates surrounding it.
 Quoting: Ikhthus


rather queer that god would create a list of rules then decide he was wrong about them a couple thousand years later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49447850


Debated.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
In the Beginning, God made beer.

And God saw, that it was Good.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Old covenant.

Disputed.

Some Christians follow this though.
 Quoting: Ikhthus


They use it alot selectivly to condemn gay people.
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What if you have done some of those things?

The wearing mixed fabrics I have done today.
 Quoting: lightchild_uk


All God ever wants from anyone is their heart. There is a battle for your soul. You are in control of your soul..you have to power of life or death..choose life. Amen!
Ikhthus

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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Old covenant.

Disputed.

Some Christians follow this though.
 Quoting: Ikhthus


They use it alot selectivly to condemn gay people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49454316


Indeed some of them do.

Last Edited by Ikhthus on 11/04/2013 05:34 PM
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Thank god they allow slavery though.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)

2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)

3. Eating fat (3:17)

4. Eating blood (3:17)

5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)

6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)

7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)

8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)

9. Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)

10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)

11. Bringing unauthorised fire before God (10:1)

12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)

13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)

14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this ‘un) (10:9)

15. Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)

16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8)

17. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)

18. Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)

19. Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)

20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)

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 Quoting: Great White 49371329


A familiar list, OP. How does your observing them help in your everyday life?
We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely.
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14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this ‘un) (10:9)


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 Quoting: Great White 49371329


I pretty sure the tiny sip of the Blood of Christ that we take isn't considered drinking alcohol.
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Thank god they allow slavery though.
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And you get to fuck your own. I'm going to heaven still.
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Re: 76 things banned by the Bible (but you prob do anyway).
Don't forget it is an abomination to eat shellfish.
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Don't forget it is an abomination to eat shellfish.
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crawdads are satan's minions.
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u r all going to hell so accept it!





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