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Problems with Christian Mingle

 
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I recently joined Christian Mingle and have had a lot of issues. The men that I have met are not nearly god-fearing enough and only pray twice daily. One also proposed premarital sex, and a woman contacted me very inappropriately. Are there any sites left where I can find the man that God truly wants for me?! Help!!:
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The library, I only suggest it because it means bible.
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Troll.
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Troll.
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Re: Problems with Christian Mingle
I recently joined Christian Mingle and have had a lot of issues. The men that I have met are not nearly god-fearing enough and only pray twice daily. One also proposed premarital sex, and a woman contacted me very inappropriately. Are there any sites left where I can find the man that God truly wants for me?! Help!!:
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False Christians. You need to find one whom received a title from God himself. Not one who has stolen a title. People cannot simply claim to be a Christian. It's like stealing a photo I.D.
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I left Christian Mingle because they kept planting "666" on their website, like in their 800 number. Also, many of it's members find it necessary to flash hand signs in their pictures. I guess to notify other secret society members that they're on the site to infiltrate real Christian's personal lives.
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Christian mingle is a place for christians to have internet sex but feel a relief from guilt about it bc they feel like god must not be as mad about it.


It is also a fucking magnet for trolls.


A real god fearing man does not pray more, he respects god enough to not bullshit the almighty.

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the Jesuits are working overtime
to infiltrate Christianity

that was their mission from
the beginning

interesting they would go this
far as to fund a Christian dating
site to do it
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I recently joined Christian Mingle and have had a lot of issues. The men that I have met are not nearly god-fearing enough and only pray twice daily. One also proposed premarital sex, and a woman contacted me very inappropriately. Are there any sites left where I can find the man that God truly wants for me?! Help!!:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49497560


False Christians. You need to find one whom received a title from God himself. Not one who has stolen a title. People cannot simply claim to be a Christian. It's like stealing a photo I.D.
 Quoting: Harbinger Of Truth


That's true, when I found my husband on an international dating site, his title said, "when I am god, I am god, and when I am bad, I am better". I knew he was the right God Man for me and I asked him to marry me in the first email and he said only if you have my children. So I was like OK, how many? And he was like 8, then we got married.
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Christian mingle is a place for christians to have internet sex but feel a relief from guilt about it bc they feel like god must not be as mad about it.


It is also a fucking magnet for trolls.


A real god fearing man does not pray more, he respects god enough to not bullshit the almighty.
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Expectations of praying twice daily. Yea..


I doubt I even do that. I don't like to bother him for reasons other than praise, thanks, and to bless others.


Actually get upset when I bring myself into it yet I still do..
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I left Christian Mingle because they kept planting "666" on their website, like in their 800 number. Also, many of it's members find it necessary to flash hand signs in their pictures. I guess to notify other secret society members that they're on the site to infiltrate real Christian's personal lives.
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Christian mingle is a place for christians to have internet sex but feel a relief from guilt about it bc they feel like god must not be as mad about it.


It is also a fucking magnet for trolls.


A real god fearing man does not pray more, he respects god enough to not bullshit the almighty.
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Expectations of praying twice daily. Yea..


I doubt I even do that. I don't like to bother him for reasons other than praise, thanks, and to bless others.


Actually get upset when I bring myself into it yet I still do..
 Quoting: Harbinger Of Truth


Yeah, I dont like asking for stuff for myself, its god, they already know, and I feel selfish.
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Re: Problems with Christian Mingle
I recently joined Christian Mingle and have had a lot of issues. The men that I have met are not nearly god-fearing enough and only pray twice daily. One also proposed premarital sex, and a woman contacted me very inappropriately. Are there any sites left where I can find the man that God truly wants for me?! Help!!:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49497560


Hahaha...my ex was all over that site after she filed for divorce. What's that tell ya?

I don't have much advice for you other than to say forget online dating. People are too fake/liars/hypocrites, etc. no matter the site.

Try your local church (if you go to a good one). Ask God to help you find him. I'm in the same boat (except a man) and call me a fool but if He is real and cares for us, then for sure He will help us find our mate when the time is right.

Have faith.
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Try Jewish mangle
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Try Jewish mangle
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Its called J-Date.
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OP abandoned thread, maybe she's off getting some

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I recently joined Christian Mingle and have had a lot of issues. The men that I have met are not nearly god-fearing enough and only pray twice daily. One also proposed premarital sex, and a woman contacted me very inappropriately. Are there any sites left where I can find the man that God truly wants for me?! Help!!:
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join a muslim site, they prey seven times a day!!!
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Well, I decided maybe I should just get off Christian Mingle, and maybe see what the whole sex thing is about.

If you can't beat them, join them? Right??
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OP abandoned thread, maybe she's off getting some

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Is that how I should pick up guys?!
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Is that how I should pick up guys?!
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100 percent success rate
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OP abandoned thread, maybe she's off getting some

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Is that how I should pick up guys?!
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100 percent success rate
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I mean, should I say anything before I do that...or just whip that move out?!
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I recently joined Christian Mingle and have had a lot of issues. The men that I have met are not nearly god-fearing enough and only pray twice daily. One also proposed premarital sex, and a woman contacted me very inappropriately. Are there any sites left where I can find the man that God truly wants for me?! Help!!:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49497560


You need to research these christian sites.A I read someplace study showed that most men that join do so because they think the women are more willing to submit to mens wishes etc.So they lead them on as if they plan to marry them but usually have sex with them during that time only to be doing the same with more than one woman at the same time.Very few are on those sites because they truly believe in christian ways.I met 6 or 7 men through Christian Mingle,one was SUPPOSE, to be a preacher and all they wanted was sex.
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OP abandoned thread, maybe she's off getting some

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Is that how I should pick up guys?!
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100 percent success rate
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I mean, should I say anything before I do that...or just whip that move out?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49469361


It would be best if you don't say anything at all.

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